Jodie Comer the best actress of her generation by far, Prima Facie matinee in Edinburgh was a privilege and a honour to watch. Thank you Jodie and team for taking this show on tour and giving more people the chance to experience it and its very important message . #PrimaFaciePlay

I genuinely saw someone praise Starmer for "getting ahead of this" and it's like praising an arsonist for putting out a fire they started just before it burns down the final room of a house.

Anyway, it's important to remember that Starmer is absolutely miserable right now and this is taking years off of his life, so there is something to smile about at least.

See if you sit on the bus blasting your phone like you’re in your own gaff, just know every cunt around you wants to boot you and your shite phone into the Clyde. Nobody asked for your tinny Netflix episode. Get some fucking headphones, ya selfish, brain dead weapon, or stay the fuck at home.!

At what point did it become normalised to just watch videos and listen to music on public transport without earbuds? Guy opposite me is fully watching an episode of something at normal volume without them. If you do this, know that everyone around you hates you and your ignorance.

Cancel the royal family

anyone else excited to start another work week where 40-60 hours of your one precious life are sacrificed to a class of pedophile warmongers so that they can own a rape and torture island

Islington today outside waterstones. I hope the rain didn't wash it all away.

Fact of the day: When Trump met Melania at a party in 1998 he was with his then girlfriend Celina Midelfart - and honestly, if you're British, it feels like the whole thing was scripted by Mike Myers...

JK Rowling is named in the files. Her connections to him include an invitation to the Broadway opening of the Harry Potter play and a special private dinner. As well as an email asking Epstein to introduce them to the transphobic writer, alleging a close connection between Jeffrey and Joanne.

Three things that are an instant red flag for me. 1. Still supporting Trump 2. Being a fan of the Royal family 3. Liking Harry Potter in the year 2026 Off you fuck if you fall into any of these camps.

So there's literal evidence in black and white that the President is a pedophile. But instead of being impeached, removed and arrested, everything will just go on as normal. This is the Extremely Bad and Fucked Up Place. We're so beyond cooked, as the kids say. #EpsteinFiles

I remember a college professor of mine going on a rant about how the world was owned and ruined by “five old white men on yachts” And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world But you know what

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Elton if he was asked to sing Candle In the Wind at Trump's funeral.

That Melania film could have a post-credits sequence where she and Donald read out their bank details and confess to numerous crimes, safe in the knowledge nobody will ever discover it.

BREAKING: The DOJ just DELETED a document in the Epstein Files that contained allegations made against Donald Trump. But we saved it. 👇

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

What they chose to release, and then delete, from the Epstein files is the most vile, disturbing, disgusting material I have ever read. Just imagine what they are still hiding.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

"They want to spend YOUR taxes on someone else's education!" GOOD! That's exactly what it should be fucking spent on.

I see media outlets are now trying to paint Alex Pretti as the bad guy because he previously clashed with ICE agents. Newsflash - spitting at them and damaging their car (the least they deserve) still doesn't give them a free pass to EXECUTE him in the street in broad daylight. #Minneapolis

Streets of Minneapolis by Springsteen just made me cry a little bit. If you want more songs about current events, I have 3 to highly recommend by an artist called Earth To Eve. Threat Level Orange, No Kings, Have You Heard The News Today.

Crouched down earlier to grab something off the floor, lost my balance, toppled over and hit the floor awkwardly. Now feel like I've been hit by a bus. I'll be 40 this year, old age where I hurt myself doing the silliest things has officially set in.

BTW the EASIEST way to convince a pet-owner the NHS shouldn't be privatised is to ask them how much their last vet bill cost.

Seeing THE #JodieComer act with my own two eyes instead of through a screen next week in #PrimaFaciePlay might actually break my brain, I can't believe it's finally happening. A few months short of 6 years since I first watched Killing Eve. Time isn't real. Anyone else here going to Edinburgh?

I'm not going to applaud the government for funding food banks because food banks are by definition, a policy failure 🙃

So Reform is literally just the Conservative Party rebranded now 😂 Not exactly ironic that the defections are the ones who wanted to do the most damage to people and our rights.

The Nazi SA - Sturmabteilung, or Storm Troopers - were often recruited from the dregs of society: barely literate failures incapable of holding down a job and only fit for murder and terror. The scum of Germany. Hitler gave them free rein to vent their rage on their betters. Sound familiar, America?

Good god, everything is just exhaustingly, mind numbingly terrible isn't it? I don't know what else to say. Switch the world off, I've had enough.

I'm not even American and *WE* are being spun this fucking line. Are you joking. I can see what those shitheads did. I can see and hear the number of shots fired at a man prone on the ground. There is no other way to understand that even though they want us to

The Trump regime thought everyone secretly agreed with them: they were wrong. They thought everyone would cower when they arrived in cities in force: they were wrong. They thought everyone would stop fighting back when they started killing people: they are wrong. Fascism always does this.

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

whenver he's asked what he's going to do about anything he always says he is going to ask someone else to do something. "we're going to ask the republicans to..." oh so nothing, then. you're going to do nothing

it is a regular thing where i see a post about an awful current event which is like "this is terrible! someone should do something!" & i'm like hell yeah, & then i see it was posted by chuck schumer

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Thank goodness everyone spent months deciding that the Chinese were stealing our data so we could switch to good old patriotic American data stealing

Glad to hear Mayor Zohran Mamdani is considering a baby box scheme in New York. The Scottish Government has sent over a Baby Box to share our experience and hopefully offer some inspiration. Since we launched it in 2017, I’m proud it’s giving every child the best start in life. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The person in the office is A racist Bride came in the mail, but he opposes immigration That's someone's abuelita Not a foreign armed invasion That would be the masked men raiding graduation ceremonies Unmarked vans snatching people off the street

I was watching an old re-run of Great British Bake Off earlier, and when they said what year it was (2013), I found myself getting all nostalgic and wistful. A time before Brexit, Boris Johnson, Covid and Trump. Feels like the glory days compared to now.

Remember how the UK had street parties when Thatcher kicked it, as well as getting Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead to number 1? I get a thrill of joyous anticipation just imagining the scenes when It Happens to old Tango Face Shits His Pants.

SMG acknowledging Fuffy as queer coded is my Roman empire, I just squealed as someone who still occasionally reads fic of them at age 39.

Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.

Deporting children with cancer. Using a 5-year-old as bait. Shooting moms. ICE is beyond reform. And today the House is voting to bankroll more terror. Hell no.

Getting the UK to realise that the Special Relationship with the US was always one-sided and only interested Washington when it was in the interests of the US is like trying to get a junkie off hard drugs

it's like psychological terrorism.

Every day we all have to think about one of the most irredeemable cunts in the history of the world. What’s he doing? What’s he said now? How will it affect your life? What will be left once he’s finished smashing it all up? It’s unconscionable

"Kids, kids, you're both just awful"

Macron is better than Starmer in his second language and I don’t even like him