Nigel Farage is a grifter. He always has been and he's continuing to grift. He knew he was heading towards a byelection anyway so has pulled the trigger early. The people Vs the establishment?! Reform are literally part of the establishment.

I'm in such a foul mood after such a nice weekend. It's an unpleasant comedown from feeling so content for a day or two.

We're such a similar team to Argentina. Able to electrify and destroy at will but also able to totally shit the bed for no reason at a moment's notice. Great win today though, good way to kick things off, particularly with no Finn.

Work starts in 7 hours and I have a full day of rugby coaching ahead of me, yet I'm still awake and wanked on red wine and whisky. Wish me luck, pals

Just got the paddling pool out for the mini Greg's - and it immediately starts raining for the first time in what feels like years.

Clarke resigning is best for everyone really. We can all be forever grateful to him for getting us to three tournaments but once we were there we were dog shit every time. Let's see what someone else can do with this squad.

We qualified, won a game, John McGinn did his goggles celebration on the world stage, we drank a city dry, said city fell in love with us, we got robbed of a penalty in a narrow loss, we got gubbed, every single result in the known universe went against us, we went hame. Let's do it again in 2030.

I start work in 5 and a half hours and I've wasted my sleep opportunity on that.

Couldn't Allison have just let it in? Brazil lose nothing by letting us score, you joyless samba carnival loving bastards

What's the point in bringing Adams and Curtis on now? Why not 15 minutes ago?

Can ET play centre half

This is pathetic. Couldn't be much easier for us to get through a group stage - in terms of format - and we're doing this imploding again.

We've reminded Brazil that they're Brazil. I'm hating this

All I can say is "oh fuck off"

McTominay is having a bit of a shiter here

Oh thank fuck, softest foul ever but still

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING

It's so frustrating that once we go behind you know we're pretty much not getting an equaliser. We seem allergic to scoring at tournaments.

For fucksake that's so utterly avoidable

For once, I think we can all agree that Steve Clarke has put out our strongest team (on paper).

Bobby Clark signing permanently is massive. What a piece of recruitment that is. #dcfcfans

So frustrating to start so poorly but also have at least 2 clear penalties denied. Still think we're as much to blame as the ref, we just look so laboured going forward sometimes.

We haven't played well, but that's two stonewall penalties we should have got

That's another, come on now this is getting ridiculous

When the ball isn't with Gannon Doak, the other players should be saying, where's Gannon Doak

We're not playing great but this ref is something else. Did he sign the Haiti petition?

Fair play Gunn, that's a great save

That's a penalty. It's so clearly a penalty.

If we're going to insist on playing it long as a tactic, why are we playing Adams up front and not Dykes - who is infinitely more suited to that kind of game

How is that not a foul?

This ref is a massive walloper

We look totally aimless at the moment. Nobody seems to know what their role is.

All I can say is SIGH

Normal conversation with my Dad

Fuck me that's a relief. Shite second half, but Haiti a better team than I expected. First WC win in my lifetime though, so that's something. Get in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Into the last 10 minutes and the whole of Scotland is suffering from that bug McTominay had

Oh what a massive chance

That half time felt like it went on for years

Fucking hell I thought nuclear war had started for a second then

MEATBALL

We've definitely got it in us to go behind here

Being at a World Cup for the first time since I was 3 feels surreal enough as it is, but the weird feeling of tired delirium I'm feeling is only adding to the strange dream vibe in my mind. Come on Scotland, grab this opportunity 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Morocco are going to beat us, they look so quick and decisive. We'll get torn apart at the back. Brazil on the other hand... We just might

I can't believe I'm watching it hail in June, which we're 9 days into and I feel like we've already experienced every kind of weather - and people still sit there and think "this isn't weird, I'm sure it's fine".

We're at the point where the Telegraph are literally making up quotes. I said when veg is sold for pennies in supermarkets, it's a sign someone's not being paid properly. Farmers being paid a pittance for their produce. Workers on less than a living wage in supermarkets.

I know it's been against Bolivia and Curacao but 8 goals in 2 matches from a Scotland side is bizarre. Usually exactly the kind of matches we truly spaff

I do like it when Che Adams scores. I'm desperate for him to be really good

That's a great goal

Shankland has to start and if he doesn't then I think I'd rather us go back to not qualifying anymore.