After 31 years of thinking I could deal with it myself, I'm now on Sertraline, so I look forward to the side effects of no bodily function continuing to work like it's supposed to.

I miss watching one Edinburgh match and we turn up. That is very very irritatingly good news.

Britain deserves a pay rise.

Sake, Premier Sports goes on the glitch for 8 minutes and I miss 2 goals

ST MIRREN!! Oh man they've deserved that

Really well worked goal, great header too. Got a game now

That's a great finish from Ralston

What a very stupid goal to open a semi final. Howler from St Mirren's keeper

Edinburgh singing a massive unit of a centre, I am all for that thank you.

That was a weird match. Could've put 4/5 past them but really looked like we knew we had it in the bag as soon as we scored - and yet still nearly chucked it away a couple of times. Very end of seasony #dcfcfans

This video of a Ukrainian Yak-52 crew taking down drones with a shotgun is incredible, but the music is deeply, and profoundly inappropriate. There was really only one option. So I've fixed it.

Gee whiz that was harder than it needed to be.

He's Big, he's Bad, he's Boan!

That's a stupid hit from Ashman. Needlessly high

That's a relief. Great maul #EDIvZEB

I know it was hinted at before but Lang leaving Edinburgh is such a kick in the dick. He's been one of few positive points this season.

Hahahaha get fucked Orban. Who knew I could care so much about Hungarian politics?

Tameifuna is one of them that there's no point even trying to tackle. "Going that way yeah? Fair enough, see you in a bit"

Man I miss the mud and rain. Played a match today on ground that may as well have been concrete. My legs are beaten to fuck.

Get in there 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💪

That's a great finish from Shona Campbell. Great seeing her back in he team

Clark joining the ever lengthening injury list is extremely cruel. #dcfcfans

Going to rugby training on half an hour's sleep and I feel ✨👌floatingly unusual 👌✨

The United States of America is the ONLY Nation on earth who's citizens are permitted to have guns SPECIFICALLY in order to rise up against an Authoritarian government and yet they choose to do FUCK All 🤔 This is the feeling we have in Europe.

That Jude Law Uber Eats advert fills me with feelings of such intense violence. It should be outlawed.

Reminder.

A day in the woods is a day well spent.

The US military has 22 sites in the UK. Every day long range US bombers are taking off here to drop bombs on Iran. This is a rogue state carrying out war crimes, and threatening more. The UK Government must grow a spine - and stop our bases being used for this war.

As someone who grew up in Stoke and spent 23 years in the shadow of their ground, let me say I absolutely fucking loved that #dcfcfans

Such a shame for Big Pat, especially right before a home WC. Up until then we were on top, need to regain that momentum as there's a weird shakiness about us at the back that I don't like. #dcfcfans

Ah well. Was nice to have hope for a while.

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Freddie Douglas, turnover machine

DARCY YOU BELTER

Great defending there.

This is an insane game. That's another brilliant intercept, class from Currie

This will be similar to last time, in that we'll get pumped second half but nice to have a bit of an even playing field, on the scoreboard at least

Ah man such a shame for Lang. Been one of the few bright sparks this season.

HELLO.

Wow he can play rugby. Great try - though extremely Edinburgh to nearly stop our own try by tackling our own man.

Well that's a nice surprise.

Nice hands, where did all that come from?

Well that's completely embarrassing.

Why am I choosing to watch this? #LEIvEDI

In a surprise to absolutely nobody, Easter Sunday has once again turned into me and Dad listening to the Kelly's Heroes theme tune, Where Eagles Dare theme tune and the Waterloo Soundtrack, whilst discussing inaccuracies of historic war films.

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"We're so big and untouchable. Our military is the best in the world, we need no help!" "Oh pleeeeeaaaase please please please help us with our illegal war, we can't do it alone, we need your help pleeeeeaaaase" What a totally pathetic nation the US is. Hegseth is an enormous fanny.

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It's not actually 20 past 7, you can't force me to believe that.

In off the post (just). Not bad considering I'd never ever attempted this before today.