Something I still think about a lot, almost 15 years into living in New York, is how it changed my perception of danger. I feel safer on the street with a big group of strangers or when I can hear people outside as I’m going to sleep than when things are very quiet and still!

As a result of the mayor’s politically motivated & misinformation laced statements, we as council members had to compile a memo of our substantive reasons on why we did not confirm Mr. Barnette: lims.minneapolismn.gov/Download/Fil...

🩸 she let me hit cuz I have whimsy

Man wasn't meant to get into conflicts through Teams calls, we were meant to shout in conference rooms and scare the cubes around us like god intended.

My general theory of urban decline is that we have made home too fun. We need to make home more boring for the city to thrive.

Some of these categories were surprisingly difficult for me and lots of games I love didn't quite have an open spot. For example, The Witcher 3 also works for best protagonist. I really love grumpy dads who adopt girls and are infatuated with women who intimidate them, apparently.

I was walking down the street when literally I saw a Nobel Peace Prize nominee wow

Love when the coffee bypasses the brain fog and goes right for the anxiety. Now I'm dumb AND panicked. 😃

🕷️ we 💙 gantt charts

As a fellow man on the path to CHIM, I see you Kenny. #AEW #AEWDynamite

Thekla please drag me to the strip club and break all my fingers

WHY IS THEKLA TRYING TO DOMME ME THROUGH THE TELEVISION AND WHY IS IT WORKING? #AEWDynamite

I admit, I am missing the separation of church & state from my last team. This stuff is cool, but I fear I am Too Neurodivergent to discuss vibes on the clock.

The Venn diagram of people who are actively fighting this and people who wouldn’t even know these places existed if not for the current discussion is a circle

From planning moodboards directly into to technical design specifications. This team contains multitudes.

i couldn't be trusted with this technology

Hey! So @elitalksmpls.bsky.social and I need to raise another $2200 to feed 40 families this week. If you donate $50 or more and post or message proof, I will draw a bird for you. If you donate $100 or more, my son Micah will draw a bird for you. Venmo: @kevin-nye-3 CashApp: $RevKev

Today is the first day I'm over 60% in nearly a week and I am BUZZING.

Ah, yes. I frequently rely on forced children's book metaphors to handle the complexities of my Adult Job too.

I can actually feel myself recovering HP when I eat golubtsi.

the world is exploding, time to post your most cancelable take on your own profession Hobby, not profession, but many (most?) dog owners don't understand their dog nearly as well as they think they do.

Me, trying to post on Bluesky this morning:

Meanwhile, I accidentally trained my other dog to sit on my head when she has to go out.

Training a Shiba is surprisingly easy. You just have to anticipate what they want and casually suggest it to them in the form of a question. After gaining their trust and learning their tells. For ~2-5 years.

If you see it, do it (if you feel like it) nickname: chris prns: any/all height: 5’9” sexuality: pan smoke: i prefer to eat/drink my chems piercings: 10 Tattoos: 19 & counting fave color: black fave drink (alc): mojito fave drink: lime bubly fave food: tinga taco fave animal: 🐍🕷🐶🐝 (I like a lot!!)

Jesus is lifemaxxing he is resurrectionmogging the powers of sin and death

Big moment yesterday for the "Josh Martin for CD5 DFL Chair" campaign.

if It happens today I will reconsider catholicism. your play, jesus.

Please donate if you can and share - our neighbors have been traumatized - thank you🙏🏻❤️

It is a beautiful day to roast the mayor, support the local sex shop and raise money for rent relief! share.google/5MNadVwuWTgt...

Here’s my full Performative Mayor Contest thread 🧵

It wouldn't be an election with Jacob Frey if my choice didn't win.

I knew the performative Jacob in tight shorts was going to win my heart.

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility! I love to see you every day of the year. You are worth the turmoil and the growth; you belong and you are beloved. I will protect and uplift you for as long as I draw breath.

hahahahHahahaHAHAHA AHAHA ha hahaha Ha HA

Lil selfie dump from March- mainly because there were some cool things I did where I forgot to post the selfie at the time.

Slept in my Clutch shirt and woke up on the losing end of a wishbone

I'll just say that I was a medical face mask & respirator product design engineer from 2017-2023, so that was a "fun" time to hear nonsense from the general public.

She looks like she's avoiding LSK's eyes.

❌️ weighted blankets ✅️ 50lbs lap dogs

It's a small thing, but imagining telling my teenage self that Resident Evil 9 was going to be incredible and something to look forward to is healing a small part of me.

It's amazing how effective grounding exercises are for me and yet how I nearly always forget to do them unless instructed.

Video of Brody King after #AEWDynamite in St. Paul, MN. Crowd delivers massive #FuckICE chant Credit: @jroadsreal

Sound on. Minnesota knows better than anyone. 🫡 #AEWDynamite

Other than THAT a great show!!

They bring my sons home just to slaughter them in front of me 😡 #topflight #aewdynamite

Male bees are haploid and therefore the true bee jizz

BRT to this driver apparently means flying down lake and slamming on the breaks every stop 😅

Woke up mad, today is going to be fun 🫠