Hey lovelies, I need place to live starting July 1st! If you are in Portland or know anyone, please spread the word. I would like a 2 bedroom apt with an outdoor patio or garden, in North Portland or NE. I have a teenager and a cat. I am quiet, super clean, and will take care of any outdoor space.

Today, Stevie turns 76 years old. On his birthday, it’s worth noting the extraordinary way that he celebrated one of his friends’ birthdays. anildash.com/2022/01/17/h...

Depluralize a movie That One Musketeer

I’m a 52-y-o well-read amateur grammarian linguistically inclined etymology aficionado whose ass STILL can’t spell “license”.

Slightly increase a band God Speed You! Black Padishah Emperor

Man, I sure wish I could fly. I’ve only had one good flying dream; the others have been like swimming through peanut butter. Maybe I should get back into lucid dreaming techniques… I also wish I had a magic wand that collected dust. You?

If you read them from the beginning they're the words of a dog who desperately wants you to come over because they've seen a frisbee

Today was my Portland neighborhood parade (St. Johns is the BEST) and I took the opportunity to be the monster. Some of you might not know I’m a monster, but I am.

Can you make your life feel “longer” in retrospect? Add a dose of change and novelty in the present to later expand memories of your past. Excited to share our work on how dopamine-related processing bends memory to reflect the passage of distinct events. newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/can...

I would wear this hat.

le ruh roh

— Fashion houses then use this opportunity to create fantastical designs, partly to show their creativity and craftsmanship. — Events like this provide work for countless artisans. These people often work on other types of cultural productions, such as the costuming for films, TV shows, and theatre

Get outta here. I gotta go out for coffee with this wizard and talk shop about charms.

Nice jib bro haha holy shit that jib is delightful

Pah, cats can be trained! I taught mine to shit on command! All I have to do is clean the entire house, air it out, light beeswax candles, and BOOM, he takes a huge smelly dump.

The journals I kept when I was 16.

Nobody starts a queer clothing business thinking they're gonna become a millionaire at it, so my answer is the same as what I'm doing right now. I've been making poverty wages for almost ten years & couldn't keep doing this if my wife weren't subsidizing my existence. www.ithaspockets.gay, y'all.

Greater Blue-Eared Starling Bird Nature's living gem: sparkling sapphire feathers and bright eyes

I just love this wizard’s life. Goals.

Rolling my eyes at the stupid things the contestants do on Come Dine With Me is my petty pleasure.

I saw a ruby-crowned kinglet through the kitchen window this morning, & knew it from a distance, without binoculars, by its tinyness & the shape of its flitting, & the joy I felt doing so was again the joy of feeling a new piece of language settling into my chest, gaining another layer of legibility

Perfect Saturday morning.

I kicked ass at my new job yesterday. I am working hard. I am good. I am proud of myself. That is all.

I’m going to the post office to mail goodies today. I’d love to send some to you, too. Get yourself a relaxing treat.

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Hello! I still badly need work in narrative design or game writing etc. I’ve been in games for 20 years and I’m responsible for the mobile smash hit Lily’s Garden. I will take on full-time or contract work but I really need to pick something up soon. Please get in touch if you have/know of something

Hey my loves: I left my partner of eight years a few weeks ago. Had to get me and my kid out of his house rather abruptly; it was bad. I’ve landed in a sweet temporary housing spot, and I am most grateful! Please send your blessings for more work, a new apartment, and good health. Thank you! ❤️🐝✨

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

Definitely need this for my sophisticated wasteland look.

LA! These kitties’ human passed away, and they need a new home! Please help them find one! Spread the word!

Personal stylist. I wanna look like Tank Girl meets goth belly dancer.

Yessssss

We love a slime mold around here. “From mottled gray bulbs that look like snow-covered trees to pink, coral-like tendrils, Webb chronicles a huge array of colors and shapes.” [thisiscolossal.com]

Macromerus crinitarsus: no fancier feets on earth

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME NPR DID THIS?!

A friend gave me cash to visit my barber. The mohawk is back, babiessssss!

at least tomorrow is friday

Happy Leland Melvin day to all who celebrate. 💚

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II

I forgot the anti-squirrel spells in the garden and has a sad.

Goddess energy.

Life goals.

You know what I especially like about Good & Plenty? Those fuckers fill the box right up to the top.

they are adding a sixth stage to grief called monkey mode

Hey look how peaceful it is! Can you imagine if the cops or ICE started shit today like they do at Portland’s small, peaceful, frog costumed, seniors’ tango dance performance protests? They know they can’t. RESIST

It me. And it smells good.

We shall overcome.

Oh absolutely. I just fought tooth and nail to get my son into a polytechnic highschool, and that’s the best option in the sludge that is the American educational system. I am vastly grateful, but despair also.

I got another hour on Bode's galaxy last night. This is a rough cut, processed just on my phone, but shared today as a reminder of what's above your head all the time