I crossed off an item on my to do list: “pinch and tie up beans”. Kinky gardening.

Mask up NOW “A new COVID variant, known as NB.1.8.1, has made landfall in the United States, and it's more transmissible than other variants.” www.huffpost.com/entry/the-mo...

Laid up with flu B feeling sorry for myself (grateful it’s not pneumonia or Covid), show me something cute or cool or interesting!

I forgot to walk past this corner all winter, and what a fine crop of moss it grew! #iseemoss #bryophytes

So gen-x I'm buying new laces and scrubbing the white parts of my black Chuckies with shoe cleaner. Remember when they were twenty bucks?

Me rn bcs my home office has a skylight and the weather is freaking gorgeous. Can’t see mah screen.

Called Harbor Freight to ask if they had a 36” pipe wrench in stock and despite distinctly having a woman’s voice, the dude called me sir. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Cat update. Chester basking, contemplating paw.

hey I made a newyorkerbot

This could not be a more perfect encapsulation of… everything

BZZZ!!! Spring brings pollinators back! You can help wild solitary #bees & #wasps with #beehotels. Also rotten tree trunks & open sandy patches are good for them. But #pollinators also need food. So mowe less grass & let wild flowers bloom in the garden too, please!

Muscadine Grape Sciatica

Me twelve minutes from the end of Conclave: 😮😮😮

Red pozole and goat-milk dulce de leche ice cream in a Mexican diner in Chicago. Also had a reposado cocktail with muddled fresh cherries and jalapeño syrup. I still dream about it.

Regular at my pub. Name of Zelda.

Cat update. Name of Chester. He always has a morning nap on the kiddo’s bed.

Fucken ZOMP man, gimmie it!

You have discovered a planet. We could voyage there through a half-open door. A brave sea caresses its thin rocks. Someday, an olive tree could enjoy life there.

For you musicians out there who grew up in the ‘70s. Word to The Pointer Sisters too.

Garden update. Teensiest forget-me-nots evar.

So um. It seems like it probably was a good idea to get one million chestnuts planted five years ago. Anyone want to report on how their trees are doing? We gave away 18,000 and many more folks planted them too

Ocean frens. Depoe Bay, OR.

This literally made me cry out of gratitude. Earth is amazing.

Moss update. PNW. Sporophyte garden. #iseemoss #bryophytes

wip. scanned in the lines and did some quick color flats.

RABBIT RABBIT

But seriously, do not engage with insincere people. Joy is radical and I wanna do that instead. ❤️

I blocked a prickly guy because he rubbed me the wrong way.

I heard there was a funky shack Amidst a field, set partway back That's where we can get together, maybe I'm huggin', kissin', lovin' you It's hotter than an oven, too And we're all movin' and a-groovin', baby Glitter mattress, glitter highway Glitter front porch, glitter hallway

Moss update. PNW. #iseemoss #ilovemoss #bryophytes

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IMPORTANT: this dog I saw

Beensy cup lichen.

My niece, Panini.

Lizard week rolls on - here's Abronia graminea, an arboreal Alligator Lizard from Veracruz, Mexico. These lizards live at high altitude in cloud forests and pine-oak woodlands. They are viviparous, giving birth to live young. #lizards #herps #NaturePhotography 🌿

The comments on this one!

If you’re still masking…thank you If you’re trying to educate others on the benefits of masks…thank you If you’re standing in solidarity with disabled & vulnerable people who’ve been cast aside for the last 5 years…thank you Its not easy being the lone masker in 2025, but we see & appreciate you

Patricia Pancakes reminds you to wash your face and have a little treat before bed.

$2 million in 2024 SNAP fraud in Massachusetts! That's huge, right? NO. IT'S NOT. Bay Staters received $2.6 BILLION in SNAP benefits in 2024. That's 0.0008% waste on fraud. This is what the media does: scare people by omitting context. The audit cost us $3 million. www.wwlp.com/news/massach...

Yeah bayyyyybee

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If Sam Elliot was a spider.

Moss update. PNW. Log blorp. #iseemoss #ilovemoss

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Why have beef when you could have unlimited conveyor belt cheese? www.thecheesebar.com/seven-dials/

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