I know its not even 11am but I kinda want a dog bowl filled with piss sorry not sorry

no idea

honk honk!!

you would think after a threesome I would be in a better mood but I feel sullen and withdrawn I dunno, maybe it's the comedown from the weed/orgasms? maybe I want and hope for it to be more than sex?

I remember seeing this get tweeted out and sharing it with my Owner, good times

The ghost in the circuit

what happens when a puppy catches a squirrel?

yeah, honestly both I'm not proud of it, I acknowledge(d) it, I know I can see the warning signs, and I don't think I'll stop

don't tell me to have sex I have lots of sex but my body was built to yearn

(@camdamage.bsky.social)

I have been appreciating monster collecting games a lot recently

“are u a sub or dom?” idk dude i just wanna be held

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I want a Steam Deck so bad now

just friends..?

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded

do you seriously have to fuck/date everyone I try to befriend? it's like everywhere I turn you're there in some capacity hell even when I try to introduce myself to someone new, you seem to swoop in and take over

“HEAL THY SELF” — an amp for Godspeed You! Black Emperor onstage at Bohemian National Cemetery

thought about what I should wear to a date then thought if it goes well, it's not gonna matter hehe 🤭

this is our garden hose

seriously? this whole time I just needed to be explicitly, 100% clear I wanted to hook up with someone and that's all it took for a 'yes'??? I could've saved myself all this torment??

a woman's hand around my throat as my vision gets dark is effectively intercourse for me

daily affirmations: - you’re a good dog - you deserve a treat - it’s okay to steal a forklift - look it’s even got the keys in it

A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

eye contact etc etc

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

Game: 007: Agent Under Fire (2002, GC) TAS Author: alec_kermit Source: tasvideos.org/3170M

If we cannot all be on the same page that the sitting president threatening to invade a US city is fascist dictator shit then truly I do not know what to do.

Fluffy Fall

about to see Hard Boiled in the actual theaters for the first time I'm so excited

it feels so difficult to find people who put the same amount of weight behind the "friends" as well as the "benefits" parts

I wish I was so weightless I could float on a cloud

reaaaaaaaally hoping my sore throat is because of all the throatfucking and not because i'm getting sick again. for the THIRD MONTH IN A ROW this year. I LOST TRACK HOW MANY TIMES I GOT SICK IN THIS WHOLE YEAR.

Do you watch softcore porn with your friends? Why not? You should!

getting teased as "greedy" really struck a nerve I struggle with being overly selfless and being honest with my wants and needs so if I'm greedy, I might as well embrace it maybe I'm no better than the dolls but why should I care so much? might as well take advantage of the chances I get

I rarely post lewds here but I'm too proud of these to not share

at this rate of finding friends/dating around I feel like a unicorn is to find a trans girl who has a place, has a bed, relatively mature/stable, can either host or is mobile, holds a job, wants to keep in touch and be friends as much as they want to fuck (*and* I wanna find a top)

no one knows my body is covered with bruises underneath my clothes

people don't understand the difference between having a dominant personality, being straight up narcissistic and abusive, and being a sex pest

look at this cute little squirrel I found

what a fucky year for my car getting parking tickets having to install my front plate now I got my window broken my poor baby deserves better than this

I'm all for getting to know you and your hobbies but if I'm over at your place on a date and it's just the two of us, I sorta don't wanna play (or watch you play) video games

submissives would do well to learn that they can ask dominant folks out on dates instead of making dominants do all the work. just because you're on that side of the dynamic doesn't mean you can't be confident and self-assured. value yourself! also, they like being asked too. this shit works.

my first Ren Faire was so much fun 😊

I need to become more prey-coded

happy two years my love 💕

played Balatro with the wifey and our friend after a little homemade tuna steak dinner 😋 (the downside is I have to wake up for work in less than 7 hours..)

how do I socialize and put myself out there when I feel so out of place in those circles like they've already formed tight cliques and don't need new members and others act like sharks, sniffing the waters for new, out of place girls, desperate for connection