I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Jello's description is very similar to how my dad described his hemorrhagic stroke. He spent a month in rehab re-learning how to walk. Please stay on top of your blood pressure, esp. those of us barreling toward (or already past) 50. There are tons of meds to keep it under control.

The In On the Kill Taker Albini Sessions starting off with "Cassavetes" reminds me of when I downloaded The Stooges Fun House and the tracks were all out of order, with "Dirt" as Track 1. It was a whole different vibe for the album and I listened to it that way a half dozen times before I realized

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

This is the Orange Line train to Vienna. Next stop, Cheverly.

C’mon, that’s a London tube station, not a ballplayer.

Ruin a movie by making it about Chicago elections: Vallas Buyers Club

Picked mine up at Ridman’s coffee yesterday!

Cannot emphasize enough: if you don't want the crypto/techpawn Senator, you should vote for LG Stratton There are several other reasons for a progressive to favor her over Kelly. And a point or two Kelly has in her favor. But at this pt it's most important to guard against a downgrade from Durbin

This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.

*runs to ebay*

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

I used to live by this SRO. That's a big batch of deeply affordable housing that will be costly to lose. For some of these residents, it's an SRO like the Chatelaine vs. nothing. It's not good for the residents and it's not good for the neighborhood. blockclubchicago.org/2026/03/05/a...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

lmao

As for who gets appointed to Mullin's seat, Mike Gundy needs a job and has been watching OANN 20 hours a day to get up to speed on things

This is too good.

he's probably towards the lower bound of competence you could expect from dudes named markwayne from oklahoma, several of whom have competently assistant managed small gas stations

Union electrician for the power company. Tomato farmer.

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

Today is the LAST DAY to support the @burnitalldownpod.com kickstarter! We are trying to get to $29k by the end of the day, which will allow us to make 7 episodes and pay back fees incurred over during the relaunch. We are SO CLOSE to getting there!! Every drop helps. Thank you all for everything.

Oh, this is going to get REALLY confusing for @caitlinflanagan.bsky.social

De La Soul released their debut album ‘3 Feet High and Rising’ 37 years ago on March 3, 1989 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/delasoul3FHAR @wearedelasoul.com

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what if it’s because he tried to answer the iron

Substack has no idea to help grow even their own bottom line, they definitely can’t help publishers grow theirs. It’s all a mystery to them what’s working except they know courting famous ppl with big audiences works.

I had the fabulous @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social on @burnitalldownpod.com to discuss all of the latest WNBA CBA news and put it in context of the history of women's basketball. Such a great talk. (Also YouTube thumbnails are the most humbling thing on earth.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa0W...

Our @burnitalldownpod.com Kickstarter is still going for 3 more days!!!!! The support has been overwhelming but is still needed -- help us secure a better future for the podcast and for sports media!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bur...

This is detailed and thorough. The only thing I’ll emphasize is that there are doctors and other medical professionals involved in its creation and implementation and they should lose their licenses.

Scoop – Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Evanston) will endorse Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton in the race for U.S. Senate, Evanston Now has learned

The 'New Jack City' Soundtrack (1991) was released 35 years ago this week | Listen to the album + read our tribute by @justinchadwick.bsky.social here: album.ink/newjackcity

Things are really dark right now so it's important to find joy where you can. Chicago's Lunar New Year Parade was a really good choice today.

Yeah man, why would Graham Platner of all people have any obligation to make sure he’s not RTing Nazis? :touches earpiece: And apropos of nothing, being a fan of someone’s show isn’t an endorsement either.

Take his damn keys away already

i just want to say that this king went to redhot ranch after saving the baby which means he gets what is good on a spiritual level

*slowly reaching across the desk for my tiny hammer*

This was really good and thankfully didn't end up in a place where I needed to take a shower.

80/20 ground beef is more expensive than chicken breast at my local grocery store. It's a locally owned, not crazy expensive grocery store.

If this bozo wins I may saw Maine off into the Atlantic Bugs Bunny style.

I do this so often on Reddit that I hit the block limit. Here is less common, though I preemptively block some. I will block anyone who is tiresome for any reason. Don't read? Block. Less funny than Elon? Block. Generally unpleasant? Block.

Guys like Ben Ryan won’t actually fight over here they just use this place to farm screenshots and then cross post to Twitter because that’s ultimately safe territory for transphobes.

Ok this is a cool idea.

Another MUST READ @blockclubchi.bsky.social piece from @minabloom.bsky.social

Pretty clear by now that one reason these posts get pushed to the internet is to ragebait and if you engage with it, they got what they wanted. Unpaid right wing astroturfing!

Movies like this usually cost $150,000,000. We made this video for $7 in 2 hours. Hollywood is dead. [ATTACHMENT: The worst video you've ever seen in your life.]

I probably haven’t listened to Dropkick Murphys in 20 years but it’s nice to see aging rockers not be sludge headed reactionaries like Dickey Barrett.

This sounds fun