I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes

Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months

Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez

Someone posted that pickup earlier today bsky.app/profile/thes...

If there was ever a time for NIMBYs to shine, this is it. Each and every effort by ICE to expand their footprint by a square inch should be met with environmental impact review lawsuits, challenges to conditional use permits, traffic studies, the whole shebang.

Don't add people to email lists without asking. Just don't.

"Today me and a coworker scared the shit out of a bunch of preschoolers then chased down and manhandled and tormented a teacher who had papers anyway. Everyone was crying when we left. I'm basically Batman."

🚨Warning for everyone watching out for ICE: they are attempting to camouflage their vehicles with this sort of crap

lookit this flea market John Goodman

Burt Meyer, a Chicago toy designer behind classics like Lite-Brite, Mouse Trap, and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots, died Oct. 30 at 99, leaving a joyful, generations-spanning legacy.

This reminds me: A few CBP agents were recently overheard complaining about how much they *hate* the whistles. Apparently, in addition to the obvious, the racket makes it harder for them to communicate with each other.

I went to my college reunion and made it there and back without getting got. RIP to James Garfield but I'm different.

These are crimes against humanity.

About an hour after Ellis entered this injunction, a group of agents, including Bovino, drove away from a Southwest Side gas station where they were confronted by protestors, and fired a round of pepper balls at a sedan that pulled up alongside their vehicle, reports @chicagotribune.com

Has ChatGPT killed more people than Theranos? www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

I have said privately that while I don’t necessarily begrudge anybody who chooses to leave the US, but A. That is tremendously privileged and b. I do think we have to be very skeptical about giving them roles in the country once we defeat fascism simply because they didnt stand and fight

There are no words for how evil this is

I just spent an hour chasing these ICE jagoffs through Bridgeport. They detained and questioned two old Chinese ladies (clearly dangerous criminals) then let them go. They are terrorizing the entire neighborhood. There have been people abducted this morning. I'm beyond enraged.

I don't think enough of you are seeing this work of art

the bosses are so soft

Federal judge blasts Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino for lying and extends an order restricting his agents' use of force in Chicago. blockclubchi.co/3WJRPe5

i hate this weird fucker

sterling?

do we think RFK is going to get help (lol) or did he immediately think "what if it's contagious" and get the fuck out

ICE in Bridgeport - two vehicles heading south on Lock street minutes ago. FL915ADY Florida Chevy Tahoe and another vehicle I could y get close to

Ellis: The use of force during the Trump administration's Operation Midway Blitz "shocks the conscience."

This seems like a really *really* good point that needs making

Who do you serve? Who do you protect?

lol

Never been a better time for journalists and politicians to get off of X.

After the NYTimes published the op-ed "Did Women Ruin the Workplace?", I remembered that a NYTimes Guild report in 2021 found "Overall, median pay for women was $10,000 less per year than for men, meaning women earned roughly 92 percent of what men earned." nytimesguild.org/papers/2021-...

Gotta hold agents of the government to a far higher standard. A shoplifter would have been told to bring his toothbrush if they did this.

This is the teacher federal agents grabbed yesterday at Rayito De Sol daycare in front of children. Attorneys for Diana Santillana have filed a petition in federal court to have her freed from ICE custody.

I want to see Bovino perp walked out of the courtroom to the Sufjan Stevens song

Also she was Tommy D'Alessandro's kid from Baltimore so that's cool too

These are men who have to prove their machismo by arresting daycare workers and tear gassing toddlers

Should women have rights? We go through the pros and cons bsky.app/profile/jess...

There’s a person on TikTok who is a self-taught makeup artist that turns her face into famous characters like Clark Griswold or Beetlejuice. But now she also recreates photos of people who leave her shitty comments and I’m here for it. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DaXmom/

Chicagoans chanting, "no ICE! No ICE!"

Ross Douthat looks like candy you find under the couch cushions.

Not so fast, li’l fella.

First time in the history of the United States that Virginia has been the correct party in the MD-VA bloodfeud. Get his ass madame president

I have yet to have an AI phone agent route me to the right place.

I have $20 saying Tommy couldn't point to Tupelo on a map.

if you're in line to bribe Eric Adams, stay in line

Ground beef was *on sale* yesterday for a bit under $7/lb at my local non-chain grocery store that’s usually a little cheaper than the big stores.

Eye roll, jerk off motion

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods