They're just running nitrous oxide ads on YouTube now

Dorked up the undercoat and probably spent too long on this but I love him and he is my friend #warhammer #miniaturepainting #minipainting

The AI "competitor" just jumped a bunch of votes. Of course. They're going to try to bot out the last leg of the vote. We have one day left to put them in the ground.

On the way to the restroom at a Dallas Horror convention, I shared a nod of recognition with Tom Savini in the hallway as he was mid-bite of a hot dog

This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

Shout-out to the OG posters, mail carriers

Coheed & Cambria release an extremely anti-Trump and ICE video for their song "One Last Miracle," featuring meme-face Vance, tacky cheap gold plating WH decoration, and a Santa/Krampus Predator handshake. youtu.be/M4T6fGUB190?...

all the “they gave my job to an unqualified black person” stories are fake. they’re lying. even if it did happen, they would never tell you. why would they hand you a lawsuit. and the people who tell these stories are one hundred percent the ones who would sue you for not hiring them if they could

Also, imagine the thrill of being able to ruin a horrible multibillion dollar company by posting

Not only that, but how do you expect genAI to interpret what you want through a prompt if you can't even convey it to an artist

Alanis was so full of it. Nobody learns shit

I am once again tapping the sign that guys who think AI is alive doesn't tell you anything about AI, it tells you that those guys have an incredibly shallow and solipsistic of what being human is

Who turned all search engines into reflavored ad platforms and why shouldn't they drown in their own vomit

Calling this weirdo done, finally

wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys

This is funny and also a great, light, and fun way to show that AI chatbots are just agreement machines interested in keeping the vibes good (and will talk you into psychosis.)

I don't think we need all this data

Very cool that you can turn anything scary simply by making it very big. Gargantuan lizard. Incredibly tall Black Tower. Enormous bug. Colossal phone

The plural is Hamburgers Helper

pals you gotta quit spotify

Working on a new kind of guy

NEW: www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...

As I just said demons walk among us. Look at this guy's IRL YouTube thumbnail face. Physical embodiment of 🤣. Contrast with the ice cold viscerally human gal who broke his pervert glasses. bsky.app/profile/tran...

I don't have a high pain tolerance, I just think it's nice when something distracts from the existential horror of existing in a vast uncaring universe

When did Casey's gas stations get so nice? When I was growing up around here. There were only like five of them total, they were all nasty and gross, and at each one the cashier could sell you a different drug

Getting kicked out of the local game store for refusing to admit my shopping bags full of live toads isn't a valid BloodBowl team. Not very friendly

Falling asleep with three zyn's in to get back to my dream empire as The Pale Worm King

The YEEEOOOOWCH you make when you sit on your balls. The music of the spheres

Me and my friends posting up inside Santa's sack armed with hammers

Havana syndrome variant that makes you allergic to your own ass

Cobain & Nirvana's musical influence is overstated

@profanity.accountant calling my shot with "fuckin" with #1

A lot of people, both gleeful Republicans, and cowering Liberals looking for an excuse to show their bellies, mistook a narrow victory in a low turnout cost of living election as a total cultural victory and have been acting as if that is a strong mandate for a slate of cruel, regressive policy

The "Larry Summers complained to Jeffrey Epstein that MeToo went too far" and "Olivia Nuzzi committed crimes on behalf of the fascist she masturbated with while reporting on him" are the same story: American elites have no ideology other than "I should be untouchable." Society is run by empty husks

Gotta love how lives are being wrecked, industries are being stripmined, and the world is being torched, just so a few warped executives can tug their milky little twiglets over the impossible fantasy of a world where products are made for free and sold for thousands to unemployed people.

Are you fucking kidding me? Man, what are we even doing here

One skeleton down, 20 to go

Post a famous bathroom scene

commenting 'ai slop' on a high school acquaintances fb post of their newborn

Reskeeting with alt text Yeah this has become the utter pain of what we once had. Used to be you'd run to Google for a trusted and quick search and now I try to avoid it when I can Legit ruined their own product to the point of being unrecognizable

D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me

Watching Democrats denounce the "horrors of Socialism" in Congress on the same day Trump is absolutely glazing Mamdani's policies from the Oval Office is one of the most remarkably stark examples I've seen in my life of why Democrats lose so many national elections.

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

It is clear to me that all of the sex that my enemies have ever had was very bad

Reposting my point-by-point debunking because Griffith apologists are on Bluesky too

Keep telling folks ICE / CBP absolutely are having the time of their lives shooting, gassing, beating, arresting, and kidnapping people. Here’s a bit in their own words.

Everybody is posting and sharing extremely good music takes today and that's wonderful.

The curse of humanity's technological advancement is to become subservient to our creations - the car, the computer, the commode

I gave up on telling family members this years ago. The single worst thing to happen to search engines and that’s saying something.