I Am The Resurrection - Stone Roses Romeo & Juliet - Dire Straits Night To Remember - Shalamar To Be In Love - M.A.W Hypnotise - Notorious B.I.G Up The Junction - Squeeze We Could Send Letters - Aztec Camera Uncertain Smile - The The Love At First Sight - Kylie Forget Me Nots - Patrice Rushen

Reminder, in light of the awful incident in Golders Green, that anyone who victim-blames or engages in antisemitism or whataboutery isn’t doing anything to help Palestines or end the genocide. They’re just opportunist thugs

Tim Roca MP: "This is what we are asked to believe: Nine days from national and local elections, that we are here, not because of a stunt coordinated by the Conservative Party, but because they have suddenly turned into a sober, principled set of defenders of parliamentary standards." THANK YOU.

Roadside chuck wagon serving bespoke butties with the best sausage, bacon etc at standard price.

The Shitty Zombie song!

My reaction to Fury/Joshua

Great start to the week, finding my Bluetooth earpiece and cig light socket charger in my work trousers. Trousers which I washed on Saturday morning #ADHDBrain

Nice Twitter Memories Vol IV Used to post this one from time to time. A Police gentleman contacted me... one weekend, they had a guy in a cell, who'd arrived very drunk and could only given his name as Danny. On the card on his door they wrote *Danny Sideways* which became his name for the weekend

Another season over, & the couple of hours in the clubhouse after spending time with players, management, staff and board members simply reaffirmed my belief that Non League does it better. Pass will be renewed and we'll go again in 26/27, & I'll happily contribute more words for @vftae.bsky.social

Non league football > everything

When it comes to automated shit, I'll always come back to the quote of an air crash investigator after a spate of Airbus accidents:- "Man is a 50million year old piece of software, fine tuned to every eventuality. Computers have a long way to go yet" That was nearly 40 years ago. Still true today.

📖 SERVING SUGGESTION. With an Atom Beers Newton Hazy. Get yours via vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view... or from 12.30 down at the ground tomorrow 💚

I saw Ted Chippington supporting The Nightingales at the Adelphi in 2017. My mate Lord Jim tried to relentlessly heckle him, and failed miserably. Robert Lloyd was also fantastically pissed and could barely stand up during the 'Gales set. An amazing evening.

It's here! Issue 30 of our #FerribyFanzine. On sale from 12.30 outside the turnstiles vs Redcar Athletic or via vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view.... Inc interviews with Les Hare & Danny Clarke 52pp £3 A Rio Molyneaux cover and full contents 👇 RTs really appreciated 🙏 Ta 💚

What a way to end your season, by getting stuck into the latest VFTAE! It's a belter as well.

Let me make this absolutely clear - MY Green Party is not filling up with washed up, entryist Trots! No way, Jose! Uh, uh! Definitely not. In other news... www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

The sad reality is that everyone knew Mandelson was deeply compromised. However, he potentially had the skill set and contacts to deal with the POTUS. Rightly or wrongly, the national interest trumped the victims of Epstein. Sometimes, it's better not to know the contents of a sausage.

I feel sorry for the Tory and Labour activists who bust a gut to get Lee Anderson* and Zarah Sultana elected. I doubt whether they knew both of them were unbearable grandstanding wazzocks at the time. *In 2019

That a Labour government is held to a far higher standard than a Tory one is as disgraceful in 2026 as it was in 1924.

*Image of Crackerjack era Peter Glaze pops into head*

The Dickin Medal is the highest award that can be issued to animals in British military service. Bearing the words "We Also Serve" it has been awarded 75 times since its creation in 1943. Only one cat has ever received the award. This is the story of Able Seacat Simon, of HMS Amethyst. 🧵 1/25

If anyone is near the commentary box, tell the tit from Birmingham that we play in amber, not fucking orange 🤦‍♂️ #hcafc

49 today, lads

"Fraizer Campbell, a slip by Louis Carey. WINDAAAAASSSSSSS! QUITE SIMPLY DESTINED TO BE FROM DEAN WINDASS!"

I see the usual suspects are getting hard for resignations and political chaos again. The clicks must be lessening and they're close to US Navy style meals for the foreseeable. The ambulance chasers of the chattering classes should all be in the fucking bin.

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

Sweet irony as NIMBYism is a cancer on British society.

MNB (Monday Night Bowls)

If anyone knows where our beloved Mayor is, give him a nudge on this, cheers 👀

"Sir, Your Party are doing that left wing party thing again"

THEY'RE FUCKING LYING TO YOU!

Classic #GrownManBehaviour at the Bridge. What an embarrassment of a club

*Settles back with a Grand Marnier and a slim Panatella, awaiting the inevitable mewling from the same tedious arsedribblers*

Turns out Ronnie is definitely undead.

While hole in one's are great to see at Augusta in the Masters. Being the first on the course at 6am on Beacon Golf Club and seeing your mate chip in for a birdie 3 from out the bunker, take his ball out the hole and find human shit all over his hand is better. Gypsies had shit in the first 3 holes

After yesterday's successful 'negotiations', I'm almost convinced that JD Vance was party to some East Yorkshire pay deals in the 2010s.

I get the feeling that Sergei's post match will earn him a trip to Lancaster Gate #hcafc

Cheers again ref. I hope your next shit's a wardrobe #hcafc

Ref gets in his way, which is why he's late on the tackle. Cheers, you twat #hcafc

Ladies and gentlemen of BlueSky, it is my sad duty to inform you of the death of cultural icon and internet sensation, Mr Ronald Pickering Esq. Fly high, sweet prince, and please offer Chuck Norris out for a bare knuckle in Heaven.

I still think that Atmosphere by Russ Abbot is the worst Joy Division cover I've ever heard.

"You can't hear an image" The image:

He's just got off at Leeds. No surprises, definitely a White Shite fan.

Cunts who are never off their phone on a train, and talk loud enough to be heard above your music on your headphones #Firstagainstthewall

My hotel bathroom wasn't the place to be last night

Currently enduring Swindon.

Tuesday