People say "autism never used to exist" and then you go to the Natural History Museum and the exhibit has a caption like "Born in 1762, The Revd [name] was famously irascible, steadfast in his routine, and dedicated his life to collecting 25,000 rare beetle specimens".

I love how Chris Mason's picture on his Wikipedia page looks like he's watching an illegal cockfight in a barn in Essex. Horrified, but slightly aroused and unable to stop looking.

I don't normally need that long, WAHEY! etc.

Yeah, fuck you Disney. See how you cope without my £4.99 a month. (Seriously though, go fuck yourselves)

"There isn't going to be a credible left wing alternative party to vote for. I'll tell the 6th Form children"

What? Surely not? Didn't* see that coming whatsoever *Did

I can almost hear Ian Hislop laughing himself hoarse.

Watching Ricky Gervais go dead silent about the right of a comedian to offend anyone they want now that it means more than pissing off college students is gonna be the first funny thing he’s done since The Office ended.

Abir Al-Sahlani (Sweden) speaking in the European Parliament against the demonisation of immigrants.

4 cans of supermarket lager > that crappy little Barclays POTM trophy.

The weather is what can only be described as 'shite'.

It's called a SANDWICH, you childishly illiterate cunts.

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

To quote Stewart Pearson, the fertiliser in my home made bomb was mostly organic.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

This whole withholding of the emails and letting Starmer defend Mandelson has a whiff of Tucker/Murray/inquiry into Tickell's death about it. They're bringing him down, aren't they?

Ah, so they're killing each other in a kind of 'race(ist) to the bottom (feeders)'. Good, let them carry on.

Friday

What's that, another left leader promising so much then literally imploding 5 minutes into the job? That wasn't inevitable or anything.

The funniest thing about the whole Mandelson thing is discovering that there's a podcast called 'Harry Cole Saves The World'

Stop talking about silly Americans shooting each other, this is important

I see 'thoughts and prayers' isn't considered the normal response for some reason. I wonder why? 🤷‍♂️ #charliekirk

I'm generally a fan of crackpot snackpot foods, but these are shite. Absolutely fucking grim.

St Jeremy's florist has just booked a Caribbean cruise.

Going to Cornwall tomorrow morning, lads.

'Give it some minge'

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

Fanzine Day is always the best day! And it will give you something to read in case the football isn't up to much (again). Come see me and Matthew for your copy today, or order online. I mean, look at that cover. LOOK AT IT, FGS! 😍

Home schooled, apparently. Shame, because he definitely needs his head flushing down the bogs.

ECHR offers protection against unfair dismissal from work, protects pension rights, maternity leave rights and protects women getting divorced. People who think it's a good idea to leave should be ridiculed like flat-earthers. The ignorance is astounding.

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As Rory Bremner observes, if only Angela Rayner had followed the Telegraph’s advice. Then they might not call her a hypocrite.

If you want a case study on the impartiality of the press on the treatment of two self-made, outspoken, northern, working class women in the world of politics, I give you the cases of Dorries and Rayner.

Nadine Dorries gets mash potato filling at Spud U Like.

WHY IN FUCKING FUCKS NAME CAN'T OUR MEDIA DO THIS TO HIM?

I’m going to call bullshit on this. Starmer isn’t the one whose given Farage endless coverage. Starmer isn’t the one plastering Farages image across its front pages. Starmer isn’t the one sensationalising the protests outside hotels. That was the Guardian. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Not naming it, but it's quite rare i get the chance of a plated meal out on the road, but after this from a truck stop somewhere on the A1, I'm sticking with KFC for the time being. Meat in the pie like overcooked dogfood, veg boiled to death and chips rock hard. Absolutely dreadful 🤢

'Will the new Green leadership be able to reach an agreement with the Corbyn/Sultana party?' you ask, as if the far-left have a reputation for anything other than factionalism and ideological rifts.

Look at that. We'd probably loot a fucking Greggs.

Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.

The way these last 10 overs have gone has Yorkshire 120 all out written all over it.

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I'm glad I'm only on this train for a short time, as there's 8 Council level Sloanes drinking all kinds of fruit and spirit based shite and shouting at each other. Odds on at least one of them ends up arrested by the end of the day.

Vance, Wetherspoons, Sports... I think we should lock up all the JDs, until we figure out what's going on.

Very succinct WSJ summary of the staggering migration shock that successive Tory governments inflicted on Britain as they tried to mitigate and hide the economic consequences of the Brexit disaster