Your outdated pop references are looking for 10 pence off Lenor.

I dunno, I'd take a punt that lots of people are shying away from the Christian community because it's overrun with rabid racist fucknuts. Could be wrong, mind.

The history of Brown and the architects of New Labour reads like the script of a movie about a criminal who was betrayed by the same people he was supposed to trust, so he's now getting his own back, one by one. Gordon Brown deserves the support of all right minded people in the UK.

Judging by how this month is going, I'm glad we've got enough points to stay up. Really looking like a team of freebies that has completely hit the wall #hcafc

"Let me state clearly: the law must take its course." Time to reopen the case of that nonce priest your family did everything to protect then, Charlie?

Prisoner cell block HRH.

Remember, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor won't see your jokey tweets. But your friends implicated in serious misconduct in public office while embroiled in an international paedophile ring among the global elites might.

Arresting him on his birthday? You rotten bastards, he was really looking forward to going to Pizza Express #Andrew

Bedford Borough Council drop the mic and moonwalk out of Facebook

Let's mash up some daytime television with 90s hip hop! It's Homes Under The Hammer Time.

Half term. Manny trams fucking packed with rugrats

Another year of accepting that my spicy brain means I'll never be the conformists vision of a man in a relationship, and that the equally weird women out there are all taken. Spending the day watching non league shitkicking with fellow tragics and spinning discs in a trendy town bar.

Flogging the deadest of dead horses. I reckon a good wedge of women who qualify for the money would rather it went on something much more useful than keeping quiet a handful of people who knew change was happening but chose to ignore it.

"Jack Dee, with your face like a debilitated cod"

Jim Ratcliffe's a cunt, eh? Didn't see THAT coming

The Tottenham board after sacking another manager

Labelled post, and loads of nobodies in my mentions. Imagine living in a country where not wanting complete electoral chaos every 5 minutes means that you're some sort of extremist

Chris Mason and Sam Coates love the Westminster tittle tattle. Far easier and more enjoyable than, say, going to a new breakfast club at a Primary School in Middlesbrough and talking to parents. The last few days have demonstrated the depth of the piss poor BBC and Sky political coverage.

Without a clearer sense of direction, Labour's doomed. So, by far the best thing that these two could do now would be to stop worrying about how best to become PM if and when Starmer eventually goes and instead think really, really hard about what they would do were they chosen to replace him.

Just watching the intro brings back memories of a great time in my life. And say what you like about Evans, but no one tapped into the nation's psyche like he did, he knew exactly what the punters wanted.

McSweeney's doing ninety 'cause he's had the word to go - with apologies to Squeeze

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.

Still huge amounts to do, but 'members of the public aren't seeing any change', because even in the areas where progress has been made, the likes of Laura Kuenssberg, Chris Mason, Henry Zeffman & co simply don't report it The Robbie Gibb effect #bbclaurak #BBCBreakfast

💥"Nothing less than a century-defining rebalancing of power and accountability is equal to this moment and the trauma of the victims." A significant intervention from former PM Gordon Brown on why the Epstein-Mandelson revelations demand a fundamental cleaning up of UK politics. More ⤵️

Marc Almond and Gene Pitney, ‘Something's Gotten Hold of My Heart,’ 1989.

"What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?" www.edp24.co.uk/news/2583209...

I just emailed my Labour MP to support stable government during this critical time. You can too: holdtheline.org.uk

Playfully spraying my neighbour with the hose as he's loaded into the coroners van

The friction energy caused by Byline Times's circle jerk if Starmer resigns would probably power a market town for a week.

Pissing in a Pendolino toilet without any splash should be an Olympic sport.

Biology by Girls Aloud on the wireless, is it?

I don't understand this mealy-mouthed "Chomsky means so much and his writing has done so much good, and yes, we need to call attention to his error in judgment" -- no, he hung out with people he knew were raping and trafficking children. Doesn't need nuance. It really doesn't.

Just flagging this one again 🤦‍♂️

For the title of being Putin's most useful idiot.

Monday

You will never EVER be prepared for the last 12 seconds of this video.

On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.' Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

"Mysterious erection"

I have sciatica, so I have to periodically stand up to stretch my muscles. It's not always an expression of my personal beliefs.

Bacon, sausage, fried egg, black pudding, mushrooms, brown sauce. Breadcake, not toasted.

Chest infection keeping me awake and making me miss a day's work, is it?

The usual suspects already wanking themselves into a coma over the refusal to let Burnham stand, because they just fucking love the drama.

50 points, safe from the drop #hcafc #alwayspessimistic

There was a bloke on the train the other day wearing Meta glasses, and i could not help but think how much of a raging thundercunt he looked.

For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.

Another year nearer, eh @hippriest.bsky.social? Have a good 'un, clart.