they’re calling it the fakest economy of all time

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The Minneapolis Dildo Brigade asked protestors across the country to participate in a Dildo Day of Action outside of ICE facilities and it went about as well as you can imagine 🥲 in Portland, Chicago, and L.A. There was juggling, cornhole, drumming, frogs: the works. 🫣

Wait. Did they tell Trump to say the screenshots of his Truth Social post were "doctored," but he misunderstood and said it was a picture of him as a "doctor"?

Imagine not seeing the hypocrisy in claiming to be passing a “protect free speech” bill while banning student walkouts. That’s Gino Bulso and the @TNGOP for ya! wpln.org/post/tenness...

Mind you, this is only happening because: 1. DC “insiders” like The NY Times and etc didn’t want to actually report the news and tongued the assholes of these politicians instead. 2. The bird app kept throttling their engagement until they pivoted to harassing politicians.

i bet this goes crazy if you’re a dumbass

🚨BREAKING: A federal judge Tuesday blocked Indiana’s ban on using student IDs for voter identification, a victory that will make it easier for students and young voters to cast ballots in the upcoming midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Dave Chappelle's show was comedy that was actually socially conscious & aware & on the edge of confronting whiteness & power. He chose to commit himself to getting as rich as he can be & hating marginalized people. He didn't fulfill the promise of what he was when he came out & we owe him nothing.

I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😍

conservative free speech is when they speak and you listen or suffer the consequences

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores. The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act. Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

imagine if you hit powerball. imagine if you find out youre the secret heir to genovia and youre really anne hathaway. imagine dragons

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

Donald Trump is killing real schoolgirls in Iran and kidnapping and murdering real Americans in the streets. Interesting that the only thing he’s done that went “too far” for MAGA was an *imaginary* image. What a ridiculous world we live in.

Amazon, which saved $4B in taxes under Trump's Big Ugly Bill, has cut 30,000 jobs since last October. Verizon, which saved $2B, plans to cut 15,000 jobs this year. Meta, which saved $3B, plans to lay off 20% or more of its workforce. Trickle-down economics is a cruel joke.

Kosovo was the first time I realized that all the proclamations of “never again” were bullshit Even so, the continued destruction of Palestine feels like a unique shock because so many people who claim to care about human rights are actually supportive of it

For all those still feeling the moon joy—Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! 👩‍🚀🚀💕 *All four astronauts went to public schools!

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

“sTiCk tO MaTtErS oF MoRaLiTy” Bitch, he’s doing just that by calling y’all immoral.

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Exactly. @juliadavisnews.bsky.social points out this was not the first time👇🏽 Trump is very obviously lying (as usual) and anyone pretending to buy it is just telling on themselves

FYI, Star Trek was never subtle about its politics. Having Black, Russian, and Asian crew members treated with respect was a political choice for a show in the 1960s. You're just mad the needle has moved beyond the issues of your day.

its good to see this happening somewhere and it needs to be happening everywhere

It's incredible the ability these people have to support Trump so he can engage in the persecution and mockery of others they see as beneath them but the minute he does this, they get all offended.

He’s not well. He needs to be removed from office.

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

Viktor Orban? More like Loser Orban amirite?

Y'all Y'all Y'all! I have a solution! What if we opened the Strait of Hormuz by closing it even more?!

not sure what is more odd: that it apparently didn't crack the top three, or that it is being advertised on the DC metro

Viktor Orbán has conceded his loss!!

Israel dragged U.S. into this war. Israel is what’s keeping this war going. That is all.

PSA: If you’re equating Hasan Piker with Nick Fuentes what you’re really saying is you don’t actually listen to either

Honestly don’t want anyone getting in my fucking face again about how Black people don’t understand how awful the New York Times can be

“The Strait of Hormuz WILL BE OPEN & SAFE.” The Strait of Hormuz was open before Trump and Netanyahu launched their war. Trump talks like he has the upper hand, but it sure as hell doesn’t look that way based on the results.

News used to be better

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

I don’t think people around the world realize how bad the attack on Lebanon was today. It’s BAD. Like 9/11 BAD. Hospitals are overflowing and do not have enough blood. We still don’t know what the death toll is. This is TERRORISM. Pure and Simple. April 8. Never forget.

First of all, Bugs would not begin by announcing that he doesn’t care who this offends. Bugs lives a life of carefree disregard towards cultural norms.

A corrupt and tyrannical regime that kills innocent protesters in their own country is claiming religious and nationalist authority to launch an insane war that could fuck up the entire global economy. And it‘s not Iran!

Lebanon official: ' 203 killed, 33 missing, and 1,072 injured as a result of yesterday's aggression'

we cannot live this way.

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

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As an American, I'm 100% on Team 🇪🇺 here. Monster trucks don't fit on US streets, let alone European ones.

So Iran agrees to open the Strait for a two week ceasefire granted Israel can do an actual ceasefire and stop massacring civilians but it turns out Israel can't and now the Strait is closed again

The federal government is literally striking words from official record based on them being too “woke” and pundits are arguing if the wokeness is what went too far

the strait of hormuz is in a quantum superposition of open and closed that only collapses when you try to take a tanker through yourself and see if you get shot at