What's in that Cryopod? Sentient spider telling you🫵 Children of Time goes live TOMORROW!? 👀👀👀 bit.ly/3R1XMUu

Swelling rage

hearing credible reports that it’s coming home

this is so funny 😭

"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool

they're calling it T Boy Wrestling

Well, well, well if it isn't the Slowjob brothers

World of Warcraft has never managed to match the incredible quality of the Smoldering Bisexuals loading screen

you had such a bad break up that you banned your ex and all his friends from your home city and now he’s back & he’s had a hot void make-over and you wanna smooch on him so so bad? god, that must be so embarrassing for you #worldofwarcraft • #WoW • #rommath • #umbric • #justkissalready

can u not post not safe for woik 🥺

she slaying all over the spire

It's really funny that for the last few months my therapy has been centered on recognising and accepting my own disability, only for DWP to tell me No, actually you're fine

ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳

Happy "It cant possible get worse, right?" to all those who celebrate

UHHHH GUYS???

PASS THE YAOI, FRIENDS. 🥂

Dota 2

They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys

Sometimes you post just so your friend can make a silly playmat

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Not to worry. I have a Warrant of Trade. #warhammer40k @owlcatgames.bsky.social

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

like 5 years ago I was at a garden center and saw them advertising "Festive Winter Lanterns" and my curse-rotted brain produced a bit I've been comitting to ever since. Happy holidays yall.

nancy reagan is buried in high hrothgar cus she's the throat of the world

me 3 days before releasing our most ambitious animation project ever

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Bodega Cat Approved!

I am not ready for any of this

BOO! Sorry to scare you like that, but tomorrow is Bare Bones Radio -- Halloween Edition! 8pm Pacific at twitch.tv/chanterelleton

Thranduil timelapse: #tolktober

Need to turn that one into a sticker !

Happy book birthday to THE INFINITE AND THE DIVINE, which released in hardback five years ago today! Thanks so much to everyone who’s taken the ride with these two on their ten-millennia tropical vacation disaster.

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢ DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

“Did Jesus not fuck?” post locked after 647 pages of heated debate

I cannot believe the universe contrived to hurt me by putting my best friend in the entire world 5000 miles away

I FINALLY FOUND IT

Making spam musubi. Making little rice rectangles: Cute! Fun! Enjoyable! Folding my nori: delicate! Furtive! Demure! Getting the spam out of the can: Grotesque. Horrid. Somewhat obscene.

The best thing about being manic is how hot and cool and powerful and good and correct I am. The worst part is, of course, the horror of it all.

my friend spent a lot of this year making a ffx randomizer so now i'm going to beat my head against it for fun www.twitch.tv/scarizardplays

Personally I hope we find out that what Gollum was doing while wandering about looking for the ring was either solving a series of cozy murders (Precious We Wrotes) or performing in an incompetent hobbit amateur dramatic troupe (The Ring that Goes Wrong)

I just spent a week with family being the happiest ive ever been and now I have to come home and do my tasks? cruel and unusual punishment

my favourite thing to do is send my friends little bits of art or music that I know will get their whole ass hooting and hollering