Niggas I’m tryna see wo a hat on before I die:

Black history month ain’t go as planned, so we’re celebrating Melanated March, and if this month is ruined… We shall try again in Afro-American April 🫡

These are the faces my brain renders when Domino’s asks me if I’d like to “cheese it up” with more cheese

Ea skate so fun man

Droppin some ea.skate clips 🫡

Ea skate so fun man

I remember my uncle used to work there and he said I should never eat there. I asked him why and all he was willing to say was that they change the expiration dates on the food 💀

Could very much be koala knuckles

Few hours after eating these it'll sound like you're playing Toejam & Earl in the bathroom. (Musician is "Eddie EWI")

Yall can’t even make chicken nuggets right. I know these are gonna be certified ass

Gross . I don't even like their nasty burgers.

I say bring Mary back for the wings😂

What's pissing me off about this is they haven't mastered the hamburger or the chicken sandwich? They can't be out of ideas?? 🫠

They said...

if Burger King don’t take them scissor pigeons and GIT

In highschool a classmate told me these famous words, "Burger King can't do chicken" and this has remained true ever since. Every single chicken sandwich is terrible and their wings will be terrible too no doubt.

Possum pieces 💀

Man that's pigeon ass, I ain't eating that

hard pass

Ahhhh, the crispy pigeon elbows have found a home.

Yelling 😩🤣😭

NYC pigeons.

You about to eat these and start seeing The Hat Man. Stomach gone sound like the intro to Anywhere.

Earth is too expensive to play in food like this 🤦🏾‍♀️

They serving kangaroo tendon

Rhinoceros knuckles.

Pigeon wings

Them boys selling emu femur 🫤

Recession indicator

Stomach's about to sound like an 83 Diesel VW

Nigga love solving problems with wings. 😂😂

The "chicken" centipede.

Stomach gonna sound like Southside Chicago in 2013

Burger King stay late to the party bringing the food nobody asked for 😭 Remember them tacos they had? 🤢

Oh @webrianna.bsky.social would love this.

Stomach boutta sound like the intro to rack city 🎶

So who else called it a mokentroll growing up instead of a remote controller?

Just got the yip yip! 🫡

“Your payment has been receive-“

Y’all just stuff anything…. Lemme get 12 of em

Courage really was using ChatGPT in the 90s 😭

Watch this on 🍄, funniest shit ever

Courage really was using ChatGPT in the 90s 😭

Everything cute till Togepi teleports you into outer space

Yea aight. When Snorlax decides to take a nap on the highway while you’re on the way to work<<<<