Looking for my headphones for 5 minutes only to realize they are on my big ass head. Thanks Stella Artois!

it's the alpha and omega, bitch, welcome home

damn

yup

There is no redemption arc for this woman. She's not "standing for liberal democracy", she's trying to rebrand but she's still the same old horrible person with a hidden agenda - and it ain't democracy. Y'all are dumb as hell if you can't see it. JFC

forehead was foreheading!

i have a little drill too

I have never watched one episode of Grey's Anatomy and gave up on Scandal after a few seasons. I watched HTGAWM from beginning to the end though! Might be time for a rewatch.

speaking of "immense privilege", the caucasity of timothy to type this shit out and hit send

$9 a pound for shrimp🙄IKYFL

😲 I hate when I see a random dick on the SL.

yes I actually like them and eat them throughout the year

No Dani, you don't have to tell Bill BEFORE you tell the girls. #BeyondTheGates

I like that #BeyondtheGates is bringing on musical guests. Feels like the Black TV shows of yesteryear

Kenny! #BeyondTheGates

Winn Dixie was out of the bagged collard greens so I had to buy a bunch of fresh greens. I hate this for me.🥴 I do not feel like cleaning greens!

Shanice deserves better than NuTed. #BeyondTheGates

I'm still pissed about Anita's cancer storyline during the holidays. It would have been nice of the writers to end this year and first season on a high note. #BeyondTheGates

Here comes Derek ole goofy head ass. #BeyondTheGates

Ugh, get off my TV screen Ashley. Double ugh for TomAss. I don't like Silk Press being bitchy to Shanice. #BeyondTheGates

unfortunately, yes😜

absolutely not😲

percolator

already blocked her racist ass yesterday

Unfortunately that "somewhere" is my house. Someone's always shooting around here.

I hate HeauxNessa and I especially hate this goofy Mayflower Madam storyline. #BeyondTheGates

Yeah, still hate this cancer storyline. #BeyondTheGates

I wish CBS would add bedrooms to the budget because ain't no way these grown folks bumping uglies on the sofa all the damn time🙄 #BeyondTheGates

This Carlton and Nicole conversation is a snoozefest. #BeyondTheGates

What is Eva's problem? This is why I'm not really invested in any of these relationships. Maybe Vernon and Anita and sometimes they work on my nerves too🙄 #BeyondTheGates

There's no I would be okay with one of my parents "moving on" while the other parent is still warm in the grave. #BeyondTheGates

I forgot #BeyondTheGates was on!

It's windy as hell outside. My trashcan looked like it was trying to run away from home. 😲 #NolaSky

forever and a day

This picture smells like Kool Filter Kings and Crown Royal.

Probably not knowing how to play Spades.

another child that got left behind

I guess she had her baby. I must have missed the announcement. Ummmm, why are her boobies out, or am I tripping? I'm so confused. Lemme mind my business.

So, an old homophobic racist died? Anywhoooooo

this is...something🤪

Hennywise [giggle]

Gonna binge-watch Maude on Tubi before it disappears in 4 days.

Disrespectfully, I am not interested in having a dialogue with anyone talmbout "pulling the race card". Fuck 'em.

dafuq😲

probably pissed at the folks shooting firecrackers🤬interrupting my plans to be in bed fast asleep as soon as the streetlights come on

shoestring tater tots curly

the infantilization and coddling of grown ass white people [heavy Negro sigh]

😏 giggle