Hilarious

US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent told Fox News on Monday that Mark Carney was "very aggressively walking back" some of the remarks to Trump— Carney said on Tuesday: “To be absolutely clear, and I said this to the president — I meant what I said in Davos"

Trump 8 Days Ago: "If Canada can get a trade deal with China, they should do that." Trump Today: "If Canada makes a deal with China, it will immediately be hit with a 100% tariff." #cdnpoli

McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.

Carney: "American hegemony in particular helped provide public goods, a stable financial system... this bargain no longer works. Let me be direct. We are in the midst of a rupture, not a transition... recently, great powers have begun using economic integration as a weapon. Tariffs as leverage ... "

Bonus: people who voted for Trump won't even get the joke.

A friend just sent me this:

STRATEGIC PLAN REVEALED 👉 After taking Greenland, Trump plans to seize Canada & Central America so he can gain five additional armies each turn 😬

Happy Martin Luther King Day! (Jan. 15, 2026) Photo by David McGlynn (2012).

Big Oil, welcome to the resistance?

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stated that the 1918 flu pandemic was caused by a lab virus from vaccine research, a defective influenza vaccine. Let’s analyze what a lie this is. First, in 1918, 107 years ago, virology was in its infancy

This is my favorite parody account.

Best use of Christmas lights ever.

Garry Newman of Garry's Mod is letting me host a mirror to the original video here: cdn.sbox.game/asset/814e5f...

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil

The movie is hilarious on its own, if you've never seen it. Probably the most famous scene is this back and forth between Groucho and Chico, mapping out a con. Enjoy.

The degrading of the American Presidency continues. This is genuinely one of the saddest, most demeaning, most degrading moments for an American president. The empty hole you fill with narcissism can't be filled with gold or faux peace buddy.

The NYT photo desk FTW. www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...

So far, in less than one year, Donald Trump has issued over TEN TIMES as many pardons as he did in his entire four-year first term. That’s a lot of criminals released onto our streets.

Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker. The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”

This is brilliant.

Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline? Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.

Jeffrey Epstein email: “Recall I’ve told you… I’ve met some very bad people and none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body… so yes, dangerous.”

youtu.be/--RYPHqbD50?... bsky.app/profile/mych...

Old caves yield new secrets from Canadians who went over the top at Vimy Ridge The earth threatens to swallow messages of love and home from men facing oblivion #Canada www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

Forget the not taking Tylenol when you’re pregnant. Find out whatever Trump’s mother was taking and avoid that shit at all costs.

"Autism: First diagnosed in 1943. Tylenol: Not invented until 1955. RFK Jr.: Born 1954. Thus RFK Jr. is more likely to have caused autism than Tylenol."

Brooks Falls livecam in Katmai National Park. This is what I need today: explore.org/livecams/bro...

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

This Week's Onion Magazine:

King Charles' most recent brush with a cancer.

Disney to add 8th Dwarf named "Collaborator"

Researchers introduce tool featuring timely county-level US measles data, maps www.cidrap.umn.edu/measles/rese...

He DENIED the affair with Stormy Daniels. He DENIED extorting Zelenskyy. He DENIED asking Georgia for 11,780 votes. He DENIED inciting the insurrection. He DENIED stealing classified documents. He DENIED making a birthday card for Epstein. ...