Over 90 hours in Crimson Desert and I only just now got the tutorial on how to find the prostate. This game is MASSIVE, holy cow.

I hear that capitalmaxxers are getting firemogged by proletarichads. Oh no! That’s terrible!

Crimson Desert seems to have some kind of tiling/binning artifact when the shadows from smoke are drawn behind hair cards. Literally unplayable 0/10 would refund if I hadn't already played 83 hours.

The horses in Crimson Desert have what I can only describe as "boob and butt jiggle physics". I'd show you, but video upload on Bluesky gives me "ozone_status_check_failed," so you just have to imagine it.

If you're playing Crimson Desert on PC, I recommend installing the "RenoDX - Graphics Improvements - HDR Rework - Grading Re-Adjustment" mod if you want the nights to actually be dark. It uses ReShade, and it was easy for me to install it, even on Linux.

Yeah, bro. I’m totally compiling all your shaders. *actually saves some shaders for later like a boss*

Requested a refund on Steam because the game I was playing uses graphics generated by a diffusion model. When I play games, I'm looking to relax and let the weight of the world slide off of me, if only for a moment. But I feel stress when I see slop. It spoils my happy place.

Okay, so it's not really great that I'm reaching out to everyone I possibly can on Bluesky to rub Garry's shitty behavior in their faces, going "See? See?!" It's kind of weird and sad, actually. My next public communication about s&box or Facepunch will be through a scripted video.

We need a video game where you stand around in a big warehouse at night, sorting inventory while autistically running your fingers along every surface as the HVAC hums comfortingly overhead.

The Luddites were based as hell. "Boss, your new machine improves productivity? Well, that's great! So, we're getting paid more, right?" If the answer is "no", smash the fucking machine. The parasitic owning class did not earn the capital used to buy the machine.

Just engaged in another productive session of milkshake ducking s&box.

me: by sticking your finger in my mouth and keeping it there, you are proving that you are a human and not an animal guy who used to have a finger: STOP TALKING AAAAA

find it so funny that hammer being dropped in s&box is what finally caused the info that a bunch of people at facepunch are lame trump n ice supports to spread, this has been known for a while now it just didnt get very far

Whoa, who is the handsome ducc who posted that message on Knockout?

I don't say this lightly: Donald Trump must be stopped by any means necessary. He is a threat to the continued existence of every human alive today. It's us or him.

2.6 hours in to Crimson Desert and I've yet to ride a dragon, yet alone ride one while holding a revolver. Palworld GOTY, it seems.

No matter what ails you, riding a dragon while holding a revolver WILL fix you. This claim HAS been evaluated by the FDA (flying dragon association) Anyway, Palworld finally clicked for me and I'm having an absolute blast.

Spent another productive few minutes this morning replying to every post in the s&box feed with evidence of Garry being a toxic chud. "A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they shall never sit."

Just bought the news paper factory. Human civilization is saved.

A cozy farming game where you farm your own scabs, and need to be careful not to pick them too early or they'll bleed. That one's for free. My consulting rate is $1,000 an hour.

Hozy is a pretty fun game.

In talking to friends, family, and my therapist, my feelings on the s&box community have begun to crystallize. Noticed I wasn't banned from the Steam discussions for s&box, so I posted. A video will come soon, and I will articulate as best I can the shape of the anguish that Garry has caused.

Unfortunately, s&box has a serious problem with Garry enabling toxic behavior such as bullying and bigotry on his platform. I've spoken to many people who say they've lost interest in developing games on s&box because the environment is too hostile. bsky.app/profile/ducc...

whoops i meant to put that in the search box haha don't search that

asemic cunniligraphy

incredible things are happening on s&box, the gmod guy's answer to the question of "what if roblox was ai slop gmod and made by neo-nazis?"

lowscroogenuinely misermaxxing and introspectionminning

Does anyone know if I'm gonna need a star card to travel to the Charlie Kirk Memorial Lebensraum?

If you don't wear an ESD bracelet when petting your cat, you are going to heck.

They were beautiful and free, and you just HAD to go and ruin them! 😭

Strongly recommend this read; it leads up to a quite powerful showcase of multiple styles of the superfamily in HTML and in code. It makes perfect sense when you see it. You can checkout monaspace here if you haven't already: monaspace.githubnext.com

I actually really like ray tracing and would be okay with the entire US economy being propped up by ray tracing.

I am adding "whence" and "finna" to my vocabulary. They are efficient, useful words. If you raise an eyebrow at me, I will laugh at your waste of APM.

as a denizen of the fourth world city-state of nu-Boise, I apologize for withholding judgement of The Regime's cannibal troopers until the price of canned radcamas at my local Albertsonsonson's quintupled. to the smoldering crater that was twin falls: I'm really really really really sorry.

The Amazing Digital Circus so fucking good. I'm genuinely surprised and delighted by the sheer quality of it all. I pledge my eyeballs and earholes to whatever project Gooseworx cooks up next.

neophrenologist hustlecucks bewildered by my indolencemaxxing

slot machine game where the complaints of your starving family receive their own slider in the audio settings

It's time for my daily "manifesting techbro Nuremberg" post. 🙏🏻 I wish every Kardashev-maxxer ill. Very ill, for eternity! 🙏🏻

I hope techbro Nuremberg streams on Twitch.

someone should tell peter thiel that seroquel makes you live longer

working by candlelight at ye olde hyphenated name factory an order lands on my desk it's just habsburg twice

Too angry today; need a distraction. The Last Caretaker rules. I travel slowly - electric only, no diesel. Rain hammers down as I shred boxes in a LED-lit sliver of safety. I often stop to ponder that world's history, events, and beings. It's a world that doesn't hurt me for embracing it.

Hosting a "gender" reveal party for myself. You scratch off the top layer of cake frosting like a lotto ticket, and see a photo of my bare crotch along with a printout of my hormone levels.

To follow this up, I've been permanently banned. So, I can't release any games on sbox.game, which is a huge bummer because I could've used the playfund money. But even worse is the feeling of being forced out of a community by people who don't care about its safety.

Mad Max but they are fighting over data centers for their potable water and, I guess non-potable, guzzolene.

Going to will a paper in to existence. HNNNNG.... "Capturing fursona-accurate head-related impulse responses using a furry head and shoulders simulator." *exhale, pant, wipe sweat from brow* Did it work? Did anyone make it?

It is your time to shine, Joe Biden sticker at the gas pump.

The Last Caretaker is one of the best games I've played in a long time. The ambience, world building, writing, level design, graphics, mystery, gameplay loop, ocean simulation, and sound design are all very good. It evokes parts of Subnautica, Fallout 4, Voices of the Void, and Half-Life 2.

@unicode.org please add a Calvin pissing emoji thanks