Found the fun part of the internet where programmers who grew up in the age of telephone books post their legal name and phone number with a pitch to unseat NVIDIA by building an AI super-cluster running on ternary hardware and powered the Forth programming language.

The personal computer could be a far more joyous and empowering thing than it's currently allowed to be. I can't bring myself to celebrate the release of a discrete, opaque computer that I slot inside my computer. You can guess who is my favorite "Steve Apple".

A respectable pick, but this will always be my favorite.

Jensen Huang doesn't seem to be very much enjoying his last year of being able to show his face in public. He should drink more!

PSA: When cuddling someone who has antlers, you must wear eye protection! Or, be prepared to become a pirate. Or, in the case that your cuddling partner's antlers are unfortunately spaced - a double pirate.

It's that special time of year when I bust out the pride PFP. Forgot to do it last year. Sorry.

I'm out of the loop. Did Graham the Cracker lose the David Mitchell endorsement? I'll check this space in 12 hours. Gonna play No Man's Sky. Peace ✌️

I thought I'd get bored of No Man's Sky because the world is procedurally generated. But, there's charm, color, and whimsy that reminds me a lot of Spore. And the gameplay loop is so good, it's easy to make your own fun. It's not for everyone, but with the right audience, it REALLY hits.

everyone say penis but nobody ask how is pen. Presumptuous.

Sloppy Ducks Fuck Off

Tech bro Nuremberg. If you are the negligent steward of wealth that could save millions of lives, you are basically a murderer. We could’ve had universal healthcare instead of this vain farce. Say “hi” to Thatcher for me when you’re burning in hell.

Just in case a race war breaks out, let's all agree beforehand to join team Filipino, and beat up anyone still remaining on team white. CONFIDENTIAL - DO NOT LEAK THESE PLANS!

my nuclear pool toy fursona is full of boric acid yum

Crimson Desert is so fucking good. And it keeps getting updated. I love this game.

Me, with my dying breath: Garry’s Mald The hospice nurse across the room: Huh? In 2029, all Garries were immured within the Birmingham catacombs during the Night of Pissing Dicks. Although one did escape, he was never found. The last Garry, holding the plug to my life machine: ducc cunt

Subnautica 2 is set on the Gen X homeworld.

hey guys did something happen while I was asleep

Bigots are too comfortable denying the right for people to exist as themselves. The state should never restrict speech - it can't be trusted to do so. But your neighbors? Yeah, they ought to kick your ass if you're being a hateful prick. Also, words can constitute violence. Turnabout is fair play.

Vibecoding through life like a pedagogically inert zombie. One day you find out you've been Click (2006 film)ed, and by performing death, you have been functionally dead for years.

The sketch where David Mitchell is wearing the Graham Platner tattoo hat is evergreen.

Michael Moore should have called his film Ninety-'leventy-Eighty-Four.

I’m not poor. I’m just a temporarily embarrassed homeowner.

What if Southern Idaho was a video game

One of my biggest pet peeves is opaque stats like "attack" and "defense" in games that don't give you the formulas for how those stats are actually used. You have menus! Use them to say things! Is it really so hard to have a little tooltip pop up to show a math equation?

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW TAXATION IS GENOCIDE YOU WILL PRY MY PRIVATE JET FROM MY BUTLER’S COLD, DEAd HANDS!!

Oblivion NPC #CrimsonDesert

Thomas Edison simulator #CrimsonDesert

Pure evil. Every architect of trans genocide needs to disappear.

Good. Wasting people's time with thoughtless slop is selfish. Doing it in science is outright destructive.

nerds rock, be the good kind of nerd.

The wolves in Crimson Desert are so good at twerking they can do it even while dead. The cloth physics in this game are rather stable and appropriately stiff, so I guess whoever was authoring wolf butts simply forgot to add damping or something.

Howdy.

Some clips of the old Idaho RP video player, for posterity.

I had a dream that I got poor framerates on Crimson Desert. But I get good framerates actually - thank goodness!

The average furry porn comic holds more artistic value than do the atrophied imaginations of any of the bootlicking corpos now turning the screws on artists. Not all art is porn, but literally all porn is art. Stripping porn of its art cred is like when Ben Shapiro says rap music "isn't music".

Bluesky seems to be missing missing a poll feature. How am I supposed to know how to find the defendant next time I have jury duty? Guess I'll just use ol' reliable: not guilty!

Crimson Desert will be the perfect game once someone mods in the scrotum morphing technology from Red Dead Redemption 2.

Anti-carceral except when given the opportunity to hear a cockney guard happily drawling "Tha's the one!" as I turn in a criminal.

My fursona is a border collie because I spend all day antagonizing sheep.

Sentence the executives to dehydration. Let them innovate and disrupt their way out of a Utah salt flat.

I've used this technique before in a vertex shader to ensure that stars in a traversable 3D skybox were of sufficient size that they wouldn't flicker excessively when blurred by post processing. @nintendousa.bsky.social , give me $10,000 and I will license this innovative new technology to you lmao

Why is this website showing its ugly, shitlib butthole for Will Stancil? He's just a guy who posts. You don't have to impress him.

Reminder that prop-climbing by your own bootstraps is fail RP, and a kickable offense.

I should’ve known something was up when my Nintendo prompted me to wear a penile plethysmograph. I thought it was for safety, like the Wii wrist straps.

Sixth-order gooners jerk, jounce, crackle, and pop it.

Dr. Wubbalubba Dubdub Gaster: THIS COMPORTS WITH THE MANY WORLDS INTERPRETATION OF QUANTUM MECHANICS AS PUT FORTH BY REDDIT. The player: I just got chills SCHRÖWINGDINGER'S CATSTER: Hmm... you seem UNCERTAIN about something. The player: holy fuck lois I'm cu-

One of the biggest gotchas of Crimson Desert is that you're supposed to treat the combat system like a fighting game, labbing stuff out to get a rough idea of frame data and combo routes.

Crimson Desert: We have Red Dead Redemption 2 at home... and it's MUCH MORE FUN TO PLAY! Yeah, I said it!

New psyop: Let’s introduce AI boosters to the joys of vibe bungling.