So many trailers today!!! We are fed! imo, This will likely be the pinnacle season of #SLOMW, so we better enjoy it. Idk how it'll work with how meta its become in such a short time.

Kyle is the jackhole of the decade. #Summerhouse

SEVEN summers ago - Bravo please don’t remind me how long we’ve been watching this circus continue 💀 #summerhouse

I read a post earlier on X that speaks to this:

let 👏 amanda 👏 get 👏 high 👏 #summerhouse

My favorite pasttime is hiding in the bathroom at work so I can vape

He is beauty. He is grace. He is allegedly getting a buttload of media requests. It’s the Pebbling Dude, the Michael Jackson of Misting, the head ice technician for curling, Moonwalking Mark Callan.

HELLO????

I live in a teeny tiny rural Georgia town, but we did a thing today #NotMyPresidentsDay

We see you, Sweden.

CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! (I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)

"Rob, how many Housewives do you want to send home?" Rob: #TheTraitorsUS

I LIVE A VERY DIFFERENT LIFE. EVERYBODY KNOWS I DO BIG THINGS. Rihanna X Bronwyn #RHOSLC #WWHL #Rihanna

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

I need Johnny and Tara to have their own spin off show where they are a crime fighting buddy duo but never once - not even one single time - do they ever solve a crime. But they do have just the best time trying. #TheTraitorsUS

Traitors end game is SO tricky & Rob is navigating it with ease ✨ #thetraitorsus

All of us having a front row seat to an implosion of a marriage this season #SummerHouse

Jill managing to get herself fired from both RHUGT RHONY and old RHONY reboot is genuinely impressive

HOLY SHITTTTTT

The feast has begun #SuperBowlLX

“rob needs to be on big brother” “rob needs to be on survivor” NO!! he needs to go in house of villains with tiffany pollard!!

#TheTraitorsUS - Eric: I know exactly who's handwriting this is... it's JOHNNY! Me:

if it’s one thing maura’s gonna do it’s tink

The most amazing breakdown on the skyline

The game that Taylor Swifts fiancé plays is having their annual televised winner winner chicken dinner presentation on Sunday, so we must feast upon mystery stews shoveled onto tortilla triangles, miniature cased meats, and adult Lunchables platters.

Salley as soon as she found out Austen was single #SouthernCharm

i may fuck around a lot but that’s because i already found out

Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you: Hi! Im Gertrude! This was my paternal grandma's name and she didnt even like to use it. We all called her Bunny. I acquired a pretty normal middle name from her though 🤷‍♀️

YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

Luann is Dorothy, Sonja is Rose, Ramona is Blanche, and Jill is Sophia. Kelly is Stan. I will not explain further.

This clip is so applicable today. France is showing us up AGAIN

Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask. Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.

The orcas have discovered fire.

Happy Monday Mornings stuck in an endless February to those who celebrate 😌🙂‍↕️🤍

I know lots of yall don't understand jail culture, so trust me when I say Karen having her done with other girls hair is a very kind, sweet sentiment. When she said that, my heart melted. #RHOP

A reminder that the New England Patriots plane is flown by Omni air who contracts with ICE to fly people in chains to Africa and Asia several times per week. Go Seahawks.

Kinda glad taylor wasn't part of this Grammy year Plz dont yell at me swiftie besties... we all know she needs a break and we didnt need another news cycle focusing on hating her over celebrating winners like Kdot and bad bunny

reading your timeline like

Kendrick Lamar breaks Jay-Z’s record and officially becomes the most awarded rapper in #GRAMMYs  history.

Yasssss!!!!!!! #Grammys

Buy the book for $0.00 and leave a five-star review. Excellent way to fuck with Amazon's algorithm. =wide grin=

Correct

Some reality tv stars are auctioning off various things to raise money for Minnesota. Just sharing the link. Bid. Don’t bid. Just don’t start sending anonymous complaints. #bbsky go.rallyup.com/standwithmn/...

Still thinking about Maura in her tinking hat #TheTraitorsUS