Tierra saying she knew she’d be perceived as ghetto bc of her braids. I’m sorry, is that not a DeBarge ass texture coming out the back of your Fulanis?? You ain’t walk in that villa looking like Cleo, please spare me 🙄 #LoveIslandUSA

If Odessa A’zion gets cast as rogue bc of that Sensationnel Latisha she keeps stapled to her scalp…like at least buy the wig in red and put it on someone who can actually do a Mississippi accent!

So excited for my Black Girl Finale! A BAP, an Afro-Latina, a biracial Haitian woman, and the realest Black woman from VA since Missy. Asé #LoveIslandUSA

I neeeeeed Trinity to get some fashion industry love bc that concealer highlighter trick, her signature beat going viral, her bringing back a very specific Y2K aesthetic? She’s simply that girl! #LoveIslandUSA

The women telling Tierra “you’re not hard to love. It’s actually hard to dislike you” vs KC saying “she proved herself worthy to be my girlfriend.” Please God let her snap out of it, she deserves so much more! #LoveIslandUSA

Everybody mad about the final 4 is forgetting that these people basically have to write vows and talk about their partner all day. I’m not watching KC struggle to find more than 3 complimentary adjectives about Tierra that don’t include the word “worthy” #LoveIslandUSA

This depo is such bs lmaoo. No sane court would find Madison had a duty of care to this woman based on her mother’s blog #BeyondTheGates

If Odessa A’zion gets cast as rogue bc of that Sensationnel Latisha she keeps stapled to her scalp…like at least buy the wig in red and put it on someone who can actually do a Mississippi accent!

Kate McMullan ran so that Rick Riordan could fly. I hope she’s doing well and isn’t a weirdo

#LoveIslandUSA The four couples I want to see in the finale:

That’s the thing Melanie. At this point, he’s not the one making you look stupid #LoveIslandUSA

Melanie, if you don’t make this man dial-a-dick when y’all leave here and keep it pushing #LoveIslandUSA

Aniya Harvey, first of her name. Defeater of allegations known and unknown. Queen of self-reflection and accountability. Thank you niece for making this season enjoyable for me specifically #LoveIslandUSA

Zach don’t worry. Y’all’s family are the only ones that think you or your brother are effervescent or interesting. #LoveIslandUSA

Can Melanie’s sister do a group therapy session with the villa girls before she leaves? #LoveIslandUSA

“I’m not coming from a place of malintent” no you’re coming from a place of no intent, which is worse. It makes no sense that you can’t even cognize of your actions impacting others at your grown Jurassic age, Sincere #LoveIslandUSA

Melanie’s mama need a collection plate after that! #LoveIslandUSA

God bless Melanie’s mom and sister! “Why are you giving him a second chance when there are so many others waiting for their first??”!!!!!! #LoveIslandUSA

Shout out to Sincere’s daddy. For real. Bc this is how men need to tug on each others wigs all the time #LoveIslandUSA

I want Mela’s sister to roast Sincere like a Christmas ham and she’s preheating the oven with this death glare 😁 #LoveIslandUSA

I knew it was coming and it still induced the urge to vomit #LoveIslandUSA

Yes, Kayda, a man. As in the exact opposite of the motherfucker that’s been laying next to you at night for the last 6 weeks #LoveIslandUSA

Aniya’s mother is so gorgeous omg. I know she loves having daughters looking just like her #LoveIslandUSA

Not Carl’s mama walking in looking like a kind Eleanor Young!!! #LoveIslandUSA

And her mama is exactly the type of woman I expected her to be! Ugh can we give her family the money? #LoveIslandUSA

Bryce’s horndog ass grandma is my new fave 😂😂 #LoveIslandUSA

A man that wants to live in your skin and deliver the heads of your enemies to you on a platter. I wish this for every person that wants it, amen 🙏🏾

Carl said you can be gracious all you want, I’ll carry this grudge for you. My earth sign heart is so full rn #LoveIslandUSA

Trinity’s maturity is such a breath of fresh air! Love her bad! #LoveIslandUSA

These last few days of Kat’s family loving on her have been nice. Let’s keep this up, especially since we’ve closed volume 1 of her and Eva’s beef #BeyondTheGates

I have truly enjoyed having a new fave style moment each episode this week! This pixie wrap on Anita is everything! #BeyondTheGates

This “exclusive” vs “situationship” vs “bf/gf” conversation re Zach and Kayda is dumb bc a man who refuses to feed you bc another man spoke to you should just wake up dead, just saying #LoveIslandUSA

Happy Grayson is working at uptown now. Maybe he’ll be able to get the wheels spinning faster about Haley since she likes to go there and tell all her business with a megaphone #BeyondTheGates

My friends this is the oil stolen from Venezuela.

Trisha’s face is beat for the gods today too! #BeyondTheGates

If Charlie’s annoying ass walks in that villa Thursday for Zach, imma know something #LoveIslandUSA

Well fuck. Can all my morally grey faves stop getting vaporized?! Summer should be fun!

Why in the fuck is Rogue fighting with covered hands rn??

Y’all in Egypt not France, Charles! Ain’t no damn “we”! Magneto thinking he know every damn thing is the problem (y’all be trading off in that regard, but still!)

Sometimes I am really glad I went to undergrad and grad school before AI took over higher education.

Like, if we’re pivoting to Dr. Doom right after introducing the First Family, we’re gonna stay in that world for a while right? And Kang/Rama Tut/Nathaniel Richards is a smart way to build out the FF and X-Men expansion of the MCU, imo

If the x-men are how we get celestials and eternals back in the MCU, I’ll take it!

If you don’t want me to feel bad for Apocalypse, don’t give him the same voice actor as my other favorite fictional former slave on a retributive journey against those that brutalized him!

I feel like people forget Mya is a trained dancer, and I don't like that. 😭😭

Kurt the only one talking sense

Ross Marquand does a fantastic job of mimicking the most iconic voices in Marvel, no doubt. But Adetokumboh M’Cormack should be allowed to voice En Sabah Nur and Apocalypse

All this fascia releasing and deep muscle and breath work has me so tired. But a good tired. Better than the tired that comes from your joints and tendons doing the work of major muscle groups

Production, don’t you ever make me choose between a pathological liar, two casual misogynists, and a white woman with a blaccent and a buck fetish ever again! #LoveIslandUSA

The best thing from #LoveIslandUSA S8 for me would be Tierra shedding some of her pick me-ness and discovering the value and worth of sisterhood and female friendships. I feel like I can see her waking up a bit and I think the water park day was good for her especially

lol The Legend of Vox Machina spoiled me I was expecting three more episodes of x-men 97 today 😂