haven't painted in years but decided to paint a macaw (WIP!!) for my mom's bday in 24 hours; this is the punishment of having too many hobbies and too grand of ideas. i think it's going pretty well though?

as someone who grew up with country radio on 24/7 against my will i am very displeased with how last night activated Chicken Fried in my brain like a sleeper cell #survivor50

i'm thrilled by this because i need my financial analyst emily flippen to stay but i am scared that she's going to keep acting up 😭😭 #Survivor50

EMILY PLEASEEEEE ENOUGH THIS IS NOT BLOOD ON THE CLOCKTOWER #Survivor50

noooo mike white please!!!! not my financial analyst emily flippen!!!! #Survivor50

we have only a handful of episodes left with this fun silly cast and they got us watching a zac brown spearfishing segment 🫩🫩🫩🫩 #Survivor50

naked brothers band boomerang idol #Survivor50

🚨the naked brothers band are spearfishing on #Survivor50🚨

MOTHERVIEVE IDOL ALERT 🚨🚨🚨🚨 #Survivor50

in 2024 my entire 6 person team except me quit then in 2025 the people hired to replace them either quit or took new roles in the company and now in 2026 my 2 new teammembers who have only been here 2-6 months are quitting LMAO i will be alone again. i must be a glutton for punishment

gm bloomfs i am not ready for this week

just went to help girlfriend get her lawnmower unstuck from a hole; feeling so butch and strong

sitting outside in my hammock, 65 degrees, reading Earthsea, watching two white throated sparrows make a nest

finally back on bsky now that i've seen the new survivor ep and i see morgan was here????

coworker asked me where i find blank copies of the form we use all the time instead of writing and deleting on it and genuinely was not familiar with the "save as" function when i explained....

currently trying to read and hammock on my back deck but someone is loudly playing the bagpipes nearby??? hello???

last night i dreamed that i (a lesbian) was dating taran during a monster invasion and he was giving me very specialized instructions on how to fend off the monsters while on facetime... take me back

my final picks (they were BOGO) thank you bbsky you keep me young

back from vacation trying to work and just remembered this like a that's so raven vision

i just ordered a new phone for the first time in years; where are people getting cute and protective phone cases these days?? last time i bought a phone the big thing was casetify lmao i'm not hip anymore

girlfriend made this edit of the things i texted her i wanted but could not have while we were in rural Minnesota LMFAO

getting on a plane today while we're actively declaring a war 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

trying to enjoy some beautiful winter scenery on my vacation but unfortunately we are an evil terroristic country murdering children at school. cool cool cool

well kamilla did say in her preseason interviews that she wants to play without kyle and wouldn't have said yes if she knew he was here lmao kamillators we are (sadly) up #Survivor50

it’s so obvious jeff & production did what they wanted but told us we had the power #survivor50

awww kyle no :((( #Survivor50

when you cast 24 of your biggest personalities in your landmark 50th season you really don’t need mini-game island!! really really don’t!! #survivor

ozzy being one letter off of izzy is not lost on me #survivor50

you're telling me this billie eillish idol lasts until final 5 and they're probably going to make them say "the billie eillish boomerang idol" in full every time...

"and i hate them" was crazy to add??? #Survivor50

Why don’t we just vote out Joe first #survivor50

stop it even if she survives this i just want cirie to feel good about herself :((( #Survivor50

savannah and jenna keep my wife's name out of your mouth #Survivor50

i'm so stressed kyle is hurt and they got my mother cirie struggling... jeff i don't want to hear it right now!!! #Survivor50

aw kyle no :( on the first ep? hopefully just a little twist #Survivor50

Saying you are new at the strategic game on your fifth time playing is crazy #survivor50

colby getting rizzed??? #Survivor50

i love this man i want to be christian hubicki's son; put me in 👶 #Survivor50

genevieve instantly beginning another toxic yuri plot, she can't help herself #survivor50

stop i love this fellas duo they're so cutie patootie #Survivor50

that 1988 permanent toe ring is a weapon of mass destruction #Survivor50

How long Coach and Ozzy were friends on #Survivor50

joining the episode right now because i'm in a different time zone and got confused but the first thing i see is ozzy getting fucked over 😊😊😊 #Survivor50

arrived in minnesota, went snowshoeing with gf and her aunt! it's soo beautiful and serene out here. i wanna see a moose real bad (from a respectful safe distance)

my suitcase wheel just got caught on my pants while i pulled it out of my car and fully pantsed me with my uber's spotlight shining on me LMFAO

faithfuls so bad they got bergalicious cussing #TheTraitorsUS

look at my precious angel

watching coach's preseason interview with Mike and him saying he wrote a ballet together with his wife... I love him #Survivor50