The world is safer with him out of it.

nintendo’s creation of wario and waluigj was one of the most important advances in manichean religion and philosophy

This is almost exactly the case again except I’ve got a room for two nights instead of just tonight and $16 to my name. 😅 Please can you help with a donation or share? 💸💕💕💸 #mutualaid #transcrowdfund #gofundme #crowdfunding #disability #homeless #potatoe

i am at over 90% of my maximum goal! i'm still in limbo on my short-term disability, so i'm grateful for any assistance people can swing. i cannot begin to express how amazed i am by everyone's support. from the bottom of my heart - thank you.

GET YOUR GOCK KNIVES! GET YOUR GOCK SHOVELS! GET YOUR- *assistant whispers in my ear* ...oh, well nevermind I guess

If someone wants to sponsor bagboss in the tournament feel free. Rather not risk 20 bucks to not win

"what if you lose your hair on T" then i get to audition for Trans George Costanza in the Woke Seinfeld reboot

the gc came through for this one

Trans Seinfeld only works if Elaine oscillates between Terf and Chaser and Kramer is completely unchanged

This new Bluesky label leaves users who only want to see SFW posts from someone who may post tagged content on occasion with no way to see their posts other than seeing all their posts including labeled content To put it simply, users hit with this content warning are NERF'd. It's all or nothing

Tim Heidecker to produce Trans Seinfeld, only on Infowars dot com.

Seinfeld "The Strap" Part 1 of 2

Seinfeld "The Strap" Part 2 of 2

If there isn't a show where the premise is essentially "Trans Seinfeld" in the next 20 years then Woke 2 will have been a failure

Thinking about a @thwphipps.bsky.social classic

hi everyone! we posted another little update on our wife's gofundme. she's 90% of the way to her goal! please help us share and boost so we can get her through the last leg. Thank you!!! 💜💜💜 gofund.me/6a3e13a03

wow I love having a cat

May 31st is a global day of action in #solidarity with Rojava's Women's Protection Units (YPJ) #WeAreAllYPJ kongra-star.org/eng/2026/05/...

i am a ronin wandering thru the wildnerness during the tokugawa shogunate. a band of brigands accosts me and demands all my possessions. i grip the hilt of my buttplug katana. in a lightning flash i unsheathe my sword and make the bandit leader cum so fast that the other thieves flee in terror

hi everyone! we seem to have stalled a bit around 82% for her goal. we’re so close, please help us with sharing/boosting. thank you all so much!! gofund.me/090756810

i haven’t had the emotional or physical capital to keep this updated beyond sending out thank you notes but thanks again to everybody helping out. we are very very close.

I forgot i liked beer. Buy me a beer

WHAT THE FUCK

This is how they kill us: The Network State is made of territory around the world. In each place, the fascists will set up AI infrastructure, data centers, a new military base designed for *their* weapons companies, nuclear power plants, mining operations, they will put up a colony.

What reading this feels like

NY Assembly Bill A2228 would require criminal background checks to buy a 3D printer "capable of creating firearms." The bill text is broad. "Capable of" is not defined. Most consumer FDM printers can print gun components. So can a milling machine. So can a lathe. This is infrastructure for […]

Eternally relevant:

I totally view the lyrics of "Father and Son" as a back and forth between a parent and their child coming out as trans. I'm sure it's meant as a more general story of your reality clashing with your parents' concept of who you are but it maps onto the "accept that I'm trans" conversation really well

So. You are Nerevarine. When will you go to Red Mountain to face the Devil Dagoth Ur?

bluesky is like when you move to a nice neighborhood and have the stability and free time to get mad that the neighbor's cat got out and is in your yard again. twitter is the neighborhood you moved out of where the skinheads next door blew up their meth lab and your other neighbor was eating people.

posted an update on our wife's gofundme page. we're getting closer to her goal every day. thank you everyone who's helped out so far. please keep sharing/boosting 🙏

guys we don’t have to have discourse about this app every single day, we don’t have to do this

77% of the way there! please keep sharing/boosting! every bit helps, big or small 🙏 💜

Continuing my free will streak.

I revived my ko-fi account mostly to provide people who can't donate to me via GoFundMe an alternate means of doing so. but I also have various projects I'm working on, and I talk a lot, and if you like what I do, toss me a few bucks - it would mean a lot! 💜 ko-fi.com/safetycloset

hi everybody. so, i talked to my chief today, because i'm honestly pretty torn up about not being at work right now. he pretty much told me "as much as we kinda need you back, I can already tell you're pushing yourself to be ready when you're not sure you are. and if you're not sure, you aren't."

the prevalence of AI images sucks in innumerable ways. but it's also given us the ability to feel total elation in knowing when you've found an Extremely Raw Picture that isn't AI, but is in fact a genuine picture of a guy in a Xenomorph suit pouring you a tumbler of vodka

Must you be so annoying? Go away.

For @aftermath.site: Bambu Lab, a giant in the 3D printing space, threatened a developer for trying to restore their product's functionality using their own open source code. The blowback was enormous and may have exposed something far more consequential. aftermath.site/bambu-lab-ag...

This is what your neighborhood will be like after your representatives sign that Flock contract. Get involved before it's too late.