this came to us in a dream

we have really enjoyed cycling lately and it's been a lot of fun. we also enjoy women. women are so nice and good.

gonna be putting significant effort into building the lower body muscles this year. not necessarily only doing lower body workouts, but definitely the focus

oh, okay

may 2026 bring us an endless font of dead pederasts, ICE agents, transphobes, and c-suite executives

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

6 hours into the new year and we smacked our head against the ambulance so hard we had to sit down. off to a great start.

New years!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

girl who comes by your place just to get a quick huff in on her lunch break, call that a pit stop

really wanted to get in a couple more cycling sessions in before the year ended but we got the “illness that makes you feel like you’re dying” disease bleh

フライトジャケット✕レヴィ ブラックラグーンのファンアートです

the lioness is getting more threats from more people about domestication…

I am immune to “dress your age” propaganda. I will continue dressing like a cartoon goth hooker until the day I die.

sorry for becoming more debased and down bad, it is going to continue happening

need an lstr to overpower us and look down at us smugly as we slowly realize there’s nothing we can do to stop her from doing whatever she wants…

bro i need a giant snake with a cock the size of me to claim me as its prize and fuck me with no regard to the difference in size between us

taking prog po definitely hits different (she is so sleepy and loopy and struggling to type rn)

next year we’re gonna get more piercings, tattoos, and bigger tits

do any bitches that really love us but also want any excuse to take advantage of us want to help us get bigger tits...

were gonna make it

好吧 我知道Boss相当绅士，没有同意不会随便勾肩搭背我们Jill ，但是我想看 #DanaJill #VA11HALLA

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

#umamusume #ウマ娘

need an lstr to choke us out while a eulr bounces on it crazy style

Kepler (KBLR) and Stella (STAR)

#minthara #baldursgate3 #bg3

oh no she rolls up one leg of her flight suit. I'm so cooked.

🎄Merry Christmas~~! still a few days away from Christmas tho lolll High resolution ver of this drawing can be downloaded from my Kofi post O v < Hope you all have a good holiday! #va11halla #MerryChristmas

#DanaJill #VA11HALLA

it genuinely sucks how people in healthcare behave. emts, nurses, lnas, even the fuckin fire department just overwhelmingly treat you with contempt if you’re in difficult circumstances or if you call more than once every 12 months, and if you show any empathy or compassion, you get ridiculed.

merr crim

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gm

this feed actually rips, 10/10

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How to steal Lady Élunia's look

Stephen Miller: What do you see when you look at this scum in CECOT? Me: The Face of Christ.

our wonderful wife got us this sick ass cutlass for christmas so now we can be sword dykes together :)

You don't need to think about what is "normal." You are you. One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message. Your soul is beautiful.

gm

next year we should travel more and mark off more states we’ve fucked in

gooning together side-by-side is not going to hurt the friendship. in fact, if we help each other out, that’s only going to strengthen our bond. so don’t be shy, bestie

platonically jerks u off

Would you like some wine, sir?