nnn and now our dick don't work, how tragic..

they call manhattan an island because nobody that lives downtown has ever been far enough north to find out it's a peninsula

which way western etc., etc.

how it feels getting added to random lists trying to make you look bad despite having done nothing at all

upset that prime 4 is looking the way it's looking but also still committed to nyot giving nintendo any money anyway so :shrug:

They are trying to obfuscate the seriousness of the event by using medical jargon. His heart stopped. He has an arrhythmia and he he went into cardiac arrest. There is no such thing as a "flare-up" of cardiac arrest. Its not a rash. Its much more serious.

{marketing meeting} VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat? GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now… CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…

No Fucking Way Dude.

rest in peace to all the soldiers who died in the service we died in her cervix

we love cooking

we like seeing characters/fanart that reminds us of/kinda looks like our wife because then we think about our wife and say yay wife c:

when you and one of the other dolls in the squad goes down so you do the only thing the two of you can and scissor before bleeding out

this post was about bush

Stop the fucking car

passed our phlebotomy national cert exam

saber

president xi, my people, etc.

LIKE if Marty Hardblush turned you gay REPOST if Marty Hardblush turned you into a girl

is that good

ni haowdy, y’all

so nice that our wife and daughter get along so well 😇

the valenfield agenda

Falin, but with black feathers 🖤 ##ダンジョン飯

being kind IS rad, but you +can+ be mean to people that need it

Midna and Zelda sloppy tongue kiss

Hormone hijinks Howdy Shroomlings! I learned recently that a certain someone i know likes to CHEW HER ESTROGEN PILLS! Like is that not wild? Oh well, we still love her. And yes Rosalina is now trans because I SAY SO! Fight me about it! #nintendo #transgender #comic

T'au polyamory CONFIRMED - Warhammer continues to be full gay and pronouns!

不機嫌なレヴィさん

This should be the new standard for social media, ragebaiting went too far #umamusume #HaruUrara #meme #cygames

am I gonna keep reposting this cute Cloud in a dress from last year ? you bet I will

we would love to support all women, but some of you have made being mean just for the sake of being mean your whole personality and aren’t even actually good at it :/

$3.50 a can for monster is insane and this is genuinely what gets us to drop the stuff finally

being kind is so rad

we just think it’s so beautiful that even though we’ve transitioned, we can still participate in ‘no shave november’

Capitalist sympathizers criticizing socialism: yeah well the head of the party had a bigger apartment so who can say if it’s actually more equal

that "You are an enemy of Christ" meme #art #oc #trans #transfem

#signalis 천천히 스팀깨기 중 ㅎㅎ

Hey man big fan. Listen uh. I don’t need you to post every batshit conservative take from Twitter about how Mamdani is going to make goatfucking mandatory or whatever. It’s fine for everyone including me not to see that. Thanks

hey guys i’m new to managing my army in foreign campaigns how bad is this

Nan mais y'a un moment quand on charge avec des T'au aussi faut pas s'étonner du résultat

her: so, uhm, do you like me? us, finally coming up for air: whuh??

Finally...