Again with this horseshit

a federal judge said this in a public proceeding and the lead prosecutor in this case who presented to the grand jury was hired by @durbin.senate.gov in February and is currently serving as counsel to the @judiciarydems.senate.gov committee.

oh you know i'd love to come but *gestures vaguely* the iran thing...

Turned on the spurs / thunder game & the first person I see is Tony Brothers. Clear sign that some bullshit has been cooked up by the league.

Duncan Robinson has a cop moustache

I was really hoping the Chinese would just keep him

I hope Wemby puts someone to sleep tonight

all of the "we expected the iranian people to rise up" was never based on good intelligence it was just wishful thinking and gun running

CNBC covering the important topics like how actually it’s impossible for Iran to keep the straits of Hormuz closed & their tactics have stopped working and that China is actually in a worse economic position than the US right now

I like Wemby but I think the floor reporter praising him for being a great teammate because he shook hands with his teammates after getting himself ejected early in a playoff game is a bit much

Abella Danger?

Sunday is for resting

Lmao TikTok lining up a 400m bribe to settle its federal spying on children investigation

Obviously the fix is in for the Thunder but there is something delicious about the Lakers organization freaking out about it. The ‘02 Kings send their regards.

I;m thinking about thos beans

currently on hold with customer support for a computer company and their hold music is a theme song, with lyrics, for the company which plays on repeat. i am interpreting this as an act of aggression.

Do not give money or attention to the Minocqua beer lunatic

i’m not haunted. please dont put it in the newspaper that i’m haunted

That guy in the corner is still there but now he has a big Robin Williams in Jumanji beard

WHAT is the Knicks Hawks score with 6 minutes left in the 3rd???

Gas back above $4 at my go to janky gas station on 68th & center. It’s joever.

Whatever barney frank, you’ve left behind a meaningless legacy. the first thing anyone thinks about when they think about you is the trump tweet about your nipples

First time AI has brought me any joy only because you know how annoyed they are that this keeps happening

the politicization of the DOJ is very bad but this specific indictment against this gangly dipshit is pretty funny at least

love to call up my geopolitical adversary and say 'aghhh i'm collapsing you are defeating me. i'm not fully defeated yet but its just a matter of time. i'm done for.'

office gym ettiquette has me questioning my coworkers sanity / basic humanity. Guy came in and went straight to the weight machines. Tight short sleeve polo stayed tucked into his dress slacks. ID tag stayed attached to the fully cinched leather belt. Took a call from the weight bench. Madness.

Snoozin

taylor lorenz screaming at the shooter for not wearing a mask

I really wouldn't though

This is the worst thing that happened tonight by a country mile

Nice of them to bring comedy back to the correspondents dinner. The nation needed to laugh again.

Something instead of nothing

Fucking Celtics ugh

you know what i'd like to read? an interview with the kid who was 7 in 2018 when trump asked him if he still believed in Santa because at 7 it was still marginal. He'd be 15 now, I want to know how that went on his end.

i've come to the sad conclusion that bluesky just doesn't have 'it' (an alarming number of posters arguing that michael jackson's behavior with children was normal)

I think gerrymandering is bad & corrosive to democracy but on the other hand our shit is already fucked up past the point of no return so go ahead & kick them in the teeth imo

Shehbaz Sharif's Islamabad negotiations are no longer 'hot'

Knicks with a classic choke job

Oh baby

that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

It’s raining too much

“The pope needs to be careful when he talks about theology” is an insane thing for a Catholic convert to say but he IS a crack baby whose parents couldn’t stand being around him so we should give him some grace

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

My neighbors making the insane decision to role their garbage carts out now while these storms are audibly bearing down on us

Thank god. A disaster from the very beginning.

re: Brewers jerseys. More like shitty connect.

JD Vance to hold a press conference in Islamabad in a few minutes, per CBS News.