Robert Jones
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MKE. white noise background poster.
For an unprecedented second year in a row the Hugo spritz is the drink of the summer
about 11 hours ago
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They should invent an airport that isn’t full of people who have never been out in public before
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Chris Vannini
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Duke lol
2 days ago
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Very funny to both be so afraid of Washington Park & also to be stroking off at the idea that old white liberals are going to be injured
3 days ago
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i wonder if reacher from reacher and mr in-between, the bald australian (?) criminal who lives in my tiktok feed would be friends or at least collegial rivals
4 days ago
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acabylon bee
5 days ago
saw an account praising the philadelphia phillies..this is toxic behavior we should leave behind on twitter
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i would imagine we will get some kind of 'we are going to wrap it up this weekend' truth post before the market closes today but it seems like there are some diminishing returns for pulling that move every week for a month
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5 days ago
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We’ve completely defeated them but we are preparing the final blow to defeat them. They are begging to negotiate but they refuse to negotiate. The war is already over but we need a ground invasion to win the war.
6 days ago
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Jon Green
8 days ago
given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway
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shocking to me that anyone could compare negatively to the competency and media savvy of the GWB administration and yet they've done it.
8 days ago
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wow that nerd really did jump in front of reachers motorcycle, knock him off it, push him, talk shit, then knock him off of it AGAIN while he was trying to leave. some people just want to get their asses kicked i suppose.
8 days ago
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it is amazing everyone on the plane didnt die tbh
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9 days ago
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lol CNBC breaking into their reporting to read a Trump post announcing what the market really wants to believe is a ceasefire
9 days ago
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sorry for party rocking
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10 days ago
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We watched Death on the Nile (1978) last night & obviously it’s a classic but very funny that mega genius Poirot cracks the case immediately but then swans about with the handsome British officer he just happens to be on a river cruise with while four additional murders occur
10 days ago
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RIP bozo
11 days ago
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
12 days ago
(Vincent D'Onofrio Kingpin voice) You embarrassed me in front of Zendaya
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'i teleported to a waffle house' is as good a euphamism as any for browning out
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12 days ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
12 days ago
RIP Chuck Norris, dead at 86 after a warehouse shootout
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i've never regretted my decision to go to fordham instead of madison but days like today considering what might have been feels like someone walked over my grave
12 days ago
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{AMERICAN} GROUND ACTION
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12 days ago
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america demands that zohran divorce his wife and go on the next season of The Bachelor
13 days ago
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Solomon
14 days ago
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watching afroman deliver these lines in that outfit makes me feel significantly more patriotic than i did at any point watching team usa in the WBC
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14 days ago
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My one Oscar request is that they give Matt Berry 2 minutes to fully recreate the video for one track lover
16 days ago
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I wish I could nap at their level
17 days ago
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I don’t think it’s the intended message but this trio of headlines from the NY Times is a pretty clear description of America as both evil AND dumb
20 days ago
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who do you think tattles on the other boys when they don't wear the president's big floppy clown shoes? probably JD right?
21 days ago
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Fuckass daylight savings time snuck up on me this year
24 days ago
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markets react badly to presidents declaration "i sneak into the federal reserve at night and touch the money. i touch all the money and no one can stop me"
26 days ago
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"what is the problem with michael jackson" interrogation scene from 3 Kings (1999)
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26 days ago
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i dont think britney should be in a conservatorship & under the control of her family BUT
27 days ago
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the admin has been pretty sensitive to negative market sentiment so it'll be interesting to see how they react to things if today goes as badly for stocks as its setting up. no obvious off ramps / 'haha just kidding' moves available.
29 days ago
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Jesse Hawken
about 1 month ago
Why are newspapers asking ME a question like this, don’t you know?
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Frustrating & disgusting to wake up to the news that my country has once again started a war.
about 1 month ago
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Grant Brisbee
about 1 month ago
you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two
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9/11 made lots of people crazy but few of them were able to manifest the depths of their insanity quite as viscerally as Dan Simmons in the back half of Olympos
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about 1 month ago
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tim robinson hot dog costume meme ass motherfucker
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about 1 month ago
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i hope president trump address the NYPD snowball atrocity at the state of the union tonight
about 1 month ago
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Depeche Code
about 1 month ago
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
about 1 month ago
You can print this and use it as a handy guide
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sorry we can't do a war this week, human shit is exploding out of every pipe in our 13 billion dollar flagship and we can't make it stop.
about 1 month ago
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the funniest part about that peter attia guy is that they keep describing him as a 'longevity expert'. thats not a real thing!
about 1 month ago
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embarassing how hard the UK is stunting on us at the moment.
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about 1 month ago
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another few rounds of 'this is the only moral place to post' discourse should do the trick
about 1 month ago
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if there is any institution that will get incandescently, impotently mad about this, its SCOTUS
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about 1 month ago
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Watched Run Lola Run last night. Manni looks like Theo James.
about 1 month ago
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lauren
about 1 month ago
yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests
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very sad to learn that Robin Vos had a heart attack last fall
about 1 month ago
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