For an unprecedented second year in a row the Hugo spritz is the drink of the summer

They should invent an airport that isn’t full of people who have never been out in public before

Duke lol

Very funny to both be so afraid of Washington Park & also to be stroking off at the idea that old white liberals are going to be injured

i wonder if reacher from reacher and mr in-between, the bald australian (?) criminal who lives in my tiktok feed would be friends or at least collegial rivals

saw an account praising the philadelphia phillies..this is toxic behavior we should leave behind on twitter

i would imagine we will get some kind of 'we are going to wrap it up this weekend' truth post before the market closes today but it seems like there are some diminishing returns for pulling that move every week for a month

We’ve completely defeated them but we are preparing the final blow to defeat them. They are begging to negotiate but they refuse to negotiate. The war is already over but we need a ground invasion to win the war.

given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

shocking to me that anyone could compare negatively to the competency and media savvy of the GWB administration and yet they've done it.

wow that nerd really did jump in front of reachers motorcycle, knock him off it, push him, talk shit, then knock him off of it AGAIN while he was trying to leave. some people just want to get their asses kicked i suppose.

it is amazing everyone on the plane didnt die tbh

lol CNBC breaking into their reporting to read a Trump post announcing what the market really wants to believe is a ceasefire

sorry for party rocking

We watched Death on the Nile (1978) last night & obviously it’s a classic but very funny that mega genius Poirot cracks the case immediately but then swans about with the handsome British officer he just happens to be on a river cruise with while four additional murders occur

RIP bozo

(Vincent D'Onofrio Kingpin voice) You embarrassed me in front of Zendaya

'i teleported to a waffle house' is as good a euphamism as any for browning out

RIP Chuck Norris, dead at 86 after a warehouse shootout

i've never regretted my decision to go to fordham instead of madison but days like today considering what might have been feels like someone walked over my grave

{AMERICAN} GROUND ACTION

america demands that zohran divorce his wife and go on the next season of The Bachelor

watching afroman deliver these lines in that outfit makes me feel significantly more patriotic than i did at any point watching team usa in the WBC

My one Oscar request is that they give Matt Berry 2 minutes to fully recreate the video for one track lover

I wish I could nap at their level

I don’t think it’s the intended message but this trio of headlines from the NY Times is a pretty clear description of America as both evil AND dumb

who do you think tattles on the other boys when they don't wear the president's big floppy clown shoes? probably JD right?

Fuckass daylight savings time snuck up on me this year

markets react badly to presidents declaration "i sneak into the federal reserve at night and touch the money. i touch all the money and no one can stop me"

"what is the problem with michael jackson" interrogation scene from 3 Kings (1999)

i dont think britney should be in a conservatorship & under the control of her family BUT

the admin has been pretty sensitive to negative market sentiment so it'll be interesting to see how they react to things if today goes as badly for stocks as its setting up. no obvious off ramps / 'haha just kidding' moves available.

Why are newspapers asking ME a question like this, don’t you know?

Frustrating & disgusting to wake up to the news that my country has once again started a war.

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

9/11 made lots of people crazy but few of them were able to manifest the depths of their insanity quite as viscerally as Dan Simmons in the back half of Olympos

tim robinson hot dog costume meme ass motherfucker

i hope president trump address the NYPD snowball atrocity at the state of the union tonight

You can print this and use it as a handy guide

sorry we can't do a war this week, human shit is exploding out of every pipe in our 13 billion dollar flagship and we can't make it stop.

the funniest part about that peter attia guy is that they keep describing him as a 'longevity expert'. thats not a real thing!

embarassing how hard the UK is stunting on us at the moment.

another few rounds of 'this is the only moral place to post' discourse should do the trick

if there is any institution that will get incandescently, impotently mad about this, its SCOTUS

Watched Run Lola Run last night. Manni looks like Theo James.

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

very sad to learn that Robin Vos had a heart attack last fall