Really enjoyed the first two Netflix Death by Lightning episodes but it really does have that “Netflix green screen” look. Establishing shots are well done but look like something that should be playing in a loop when you enter a special exhibit at your local museum

go outside and throw a hoagie at the first police car you see, its legal now

Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content

the shots of them handing out candy from Gracie Mansion dressed up as Gomez & Morticia Addams next Halloween are going to go platinum

narrowly avoided posting an actionable threat in the comments of an ICE advertisment on linkedin, morning going very well

narrowly avoided posting an actionable threat in the comments of an ICE advertisment on linkedin, morning going very well

i know i'm not the first person to say this but its wild how directly Sean Penn's character in One Battle After Another looks like this guy

actual unedited clip of the cuomo wrap party

The SoundCloud rapper?

i’m libbing out

I could smell the onions and mustard

Dick Cheney died!! Rest in piss to an evil, awful person who made the world significantly worse for his own gain.

I don’t in general “enjoy” watching CNBC every morning but watching their shitty morning show anchors trying to process the Mamdani campaign has been pretty funny

Oh blue jays oh no

Giannis was hurt which is a bummer but Ryan Rollins went bananas & I got to heckle Draymond so good first bucks game of the year

Nobel peace prize winner: give war a chance

Not as interested in Blake snell’s pitching as I am

Cole Anthony came down with a case of post-Halloween party flu

Halloween ‘25. A wizard, a damsel, a woodsman and of course a hard boiled private detective

Halloween ‘25, a wizard, a damsel, a woodsman and of course a hard boiled private detective

Got to have one of my favorite Milwaukee experiences last night in explaining to multiple people what happened to the original owner of Von Trier’s

I thought it was weird when Chauncey Billups asked me to play center for 10 games last year but I had no idea

I respect Trump ripping down half the White House in a Garth Marenghi / subtext is for cowards sort of way

Honestly I think they could just keep demolishing the White House bit by bit until it was completely gone and no one would even stop them

Jokes on you Green Bay packers , you cannot make me feel any worse about this week than I already do

you have to admit the post-earthquake ruins of a giant statue of prometheus collapsed on top of a decaying prison will go very hard

The perfect crime

I don’t feel like this is something a serious contender would do

twitter obviously awful and getting worse but also just want to also flag a significant uptick in right wing content suddenly appearing in my tiktok feed

I have honestly not stopped thinking about this all day

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Someone send me $800, it’s important

I have been present for some brutal brewers postseason games but the prospect of this cubs series has filled me with a sense of dread I did not expect

woke up at 4:30 this morning after an anxiety dream that i'd shaved off one of my eyebrows & things have been pretty consistent from there

The one pro-ICE guy they found to interview downtown today being a suburbs-based casino marketer and erotica convention entrepreneur named Larry Goone might be the thing that tips me over into We're Living In A Bad Fic territory

sure he committed world historical atrocities but he was polite about the Star Wars book I wrote

Joe Flacco still getting it done out there

Recent Events had me thinking about this passage and the extremely intense debate i remember it causing in a philosophy class i took ages ago. also Upright Gong is a funny name

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

It’s not “good” like I’m certainly not saying it’s a good thing but

sad to see the truism that a competent prosecutor can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich put to the test like this

i understand why people are excited but old guys get weird bruises all the time and keep on ticking. joe brandon started bleeding out of his eye in the middle of a primary debate in 2019 and he made it through an entire term!

sobbing / puking all over myself i'm so upset that they changed the logo & interior design of cracker barrel

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

i can't believe the University of Chicago is engaged in right wing crankery!

I’ll give it to the Brewers it really has been a summer of entertainment and passion

Local single screen movie theatre is doing a special one night only screening of Goodfellas on 9/11