Not sure why Manchester United decided to put the Final Fantasy theme in the recent Casemiro documentary, but I assume it's been done to manipulate me directly

If you perform an arm drag you should not then get a penalty, no idea how people think it could be given.

The irony shouldn't be lost on anyone that Arsenal's fanbase were the ones who used to do that HOOOOOOF thing whenever they played anyone who lifted the ball off the deck. And now here they are playing the worst football I've seen in my lifetime.

fixed

Can we all just stop and look at my cat for a second please?

Wish there was a mode of politics in this country that wasn’t “slow and easily preventable car crash you can see is going to happen from miles away but can do nothing to stop”

You better believe I did my duty and voted today. - Bruno Fernandes - Julia Zigiotti Olme - Cunha v Arsenal - Miyazawa v Liverpool

Not too surprising with him. Speaking of Dawkins, I was reading Climbing Mount Improbable a few years ago and saved this bit in which Dawkins decides to ruin his six-year-old daughter's sense of wonder...

Can't believe they have Alex Krycek refereeing this game

Casemiro ❤️

Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past decade and a half either. The moral of the story - is that there is none.

Another hair pull not punished by a red card is it? Weird

Crazy how journalists are constantly in the wrong place at the wrong time

The vast majority of journalists killed since 2023 have been killed by Israel, most of them Palestinians. The deadliest massacre of journalists in nearly 2 decades was committed by Israel in Yemen. Israel killed Iranian and Syrian journalists. Today, Israel killed another Lebanese journalist.

Took this picture of Plath about 10 years ago and she is still magnificent

And again, dreadful football team... no idea how they're top of the league. Hope Atleti destroy them.

I'll give it another five minutes before I swap to a stream without Gary Neville

Sporting being at this stage is great but having to watch Arsenal play football is just awful

If MPs and polprofs are spending their easter hols beefing on social media, they don't work remotely hard enough lol

Melvine Malard!

"What's your favourite Orson Welles then?" "Tough one, I think I'd have to say..."

Suddenly started watching loads of films in the past few days and what a run this was...

World's most beautiful cat has turned 11 years old today. #cat

While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty

There’s absolutely no difference in the contact there and the contact on Amad, yet look at the conviction from the referee. Disgraceful refereeing.

Lammens so good he's saving rebounds before they happen

Grunge Guardiola has not worked. City need nu metal Pep on Sunday

Sometimes I forget that I can just watch The X-Files whenever I want in the year 2026.

I just spent too much money on an Outbreak ticket so can someone please buy me a Manchester Punk Fest ticket? Thanks

If you swapped the Villa and Forest squads it would be months before anyone noticed

The Mail just put out an article about Kai Rooney signing with an agent and ended it like this...

Incredibly funny (disgusting) seeing all the "sensible" people on here posting about how they "are no fans of Trump BUT" are apparently happy for him to illegally attack another county and install a leader that he picks? Sure guys. Ok. I'm sure it's going to work this time.

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And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

RIP to a real one

Tonight, we caught and compromised to a permanent end, Peter Mandelson

people say AI has no uses but i think i've found one: i can now, for my own sake, pretend this is fake

Reminder that when British hacks bring up Sudan, it's because they are uncomfortable about people with a profile highlighting that Israel is carrying out a genocide in Gaza

thinkin about Marx today, for no particular reason

Senegal in the AFCON final.

brahim diaz. funny.