If I was Guardiola I would simply sign more players

Fergie smiling ❤️

There has been a huge push in the last few years towards the normalization of extrajudicial killing — from Palestine to the United States and beyond. The directive comes from the very top of society and it is being dutifully disseminated by the media.

Please!

Once again and forever: fuck America

Rapidly running out of time to complete my 2025 reading goal vs. Clair Obscur Expedition 33 - there's only one winner

I would do karaoke all the time if they let me do La Dispute

Genuinely loved the character of Ziggy Sabotka

I love Matheus Cunha

I love Bruno Fernandes

I have really turned my Instagram algorithm into an instant dopamine injection.

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

Who has made this 🤣

Switched to Portuguese commentary to avoid Gary Neville's weird Luke Shaw positioning fixation.

Tatsuya Nakadai (1932–2025)

No idea which Tatsuya Nakadai film I'll watch tonight after hearing the news but the fact I have so many amazing performances to choose from after just a quick glance at my shelves sums up how great he was.

This is really great, it's almost exactly like that muppets film, Muppets Take Manhattan.

I went to two football games today and both of my teams lost, this is a terrible day.

Translator of these Antonio Tabucchi short stories offending the very small number of Sporting fans who will read these in English. I've never heard of a club called 'Sporting Lisbon'. And they played in the 'championship cup'? I need to see the original in Italian.

Reading Boule de Suif and Guy de Maupassant has got me bang to rights here.

I am 78 years old and today I did a crowd surf

You cannot be bald and religious.

There's a good chance we'll win every game forever

Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors https://theonion.com/israel-warns-gaza-still-harboring-hundreds-of-doctors-1850964439/

YOU - I've been secretly thinking about it all this time! ELECTROCHEMISTRY - There he is, the old boy the devil! You rascal, you!

They arrested nearly 1k people at the Palestine protest last week for holding placards, and they arrested 25 yesterday when literal Nazis were on the streets, if you keep hoping the government or home office are going to do anything about the latter, I’ve got a bridge to sell you

yea yea i'm listening, honey, you said tim robinson shot charlie kirk

Drastic move from Mandelson but to be fair he is off the front page.

I think one of the best feelings a northerner can experience is being back in the north after spending time in the south.

You would not believe these peoples' opinions on gravy

What is this shit? Give me Manchester any day of the week.

The sign of a good pub

I'm not a dried fish, I'm a monster

What a day of cinema it has been.

AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet theonion.com/aol-to-...

After years of reading other classic Russian authors I'm about halfway through my first Tolstoy. Absolutely no idea why I didn't start earlier. This rocks.

The fans do nothing!

Feels like I’ve seen more coverage of Bob Vylan’s IDF comments than of Haaretz’s damning report about IDF soldiers being ordered to shoot at Palestinians in Gaza seeking aid

My statement on the government's absurd and authoritarian proposal to proscribe Palestine Action.

you may not like it, but this is what 2 high agency males look like: