Top three Hitchcock: Rear Window North by Northwest The Lady Vanishes Apologies to the dozen or so other films of his that belong in this list.

What happens with me is that I'll get some good news about something but then I'll get my second cold in a month, all my teams lose, 17yo will have her most challenging phase for a year, and I'll accidentally hurt my knackers. I am not an even Steven.

Ekitike and Isak's fees were the wrong way round.

Unbelievable how shit Liverpool are defensively. What has Slot done,

Good to see that Premier League referees still don't give the slightest shit about head injuries.

Man Still Trying To Find Right Work-Anxiety–Life-Anxiety Balance https://theonion.com/man-still-trying-to-find-right-work-anxiety-life-anxiet-1819575766/

My trip to see Big Trouble in Little China tonight is OFF and I told you this month is rubbish.

I do not enjoy October oneeeeeee bit, lads. Aside from all the horror films obvs. But every year it's bad and I'm going to spend all day playing Broforce as it's the best idea I've got.

18yo writes:-

I still watch this at least once a month. "....dirt?"

Kani Bucho, an office boss with an entire crab for a head, is the mascot for Yokobiki, a company that makes metal roller shutters for store windows.

My grand theory is that 6.5 is the ideal rating on IMDb for an interesting movie because it means it alienated idiots. If you’d like proof: Almost every Kiyoshi Kurosawa movie is rated between 6.3-6.9.

Escape from New York at the cinema time, lads!

“Best regards”

The Kremlin scene from Ghost Protocol might be the most underrated of the whole M:I series. Brilliant mix of old school espionage and daft humour.

18yo currently having a conniption trying to explain Chainsaw Man to me.

Just read about that Saudi music festival. Like the comedy one it's pretty much all people I'd expect and don't give a shit about. But Halsey? The fuck is she thinking? Fucking hell.

I cry laughing every time I think about this @brynboranga.bsky.social classic

I'm watching The Devil's Bath, yet another cheerful Austrian film!

The only reason I went to see One Battle After Another today was because I needed to get some bacon from M&S. That's how far Anderson has fallen with me. The support act to bacon.

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

You've never discovered every mad thing that 1980s Italian cinema has to offer.

Good morning. This is your daily reminder that Wes Streeting is a cunt. Have a lovely day!

My trauma therapy appointment for today has been cancelled just minutes after having to unclog the hoover after 18yo used it in his bedroom. Just awful timing.

Going to annoy a lot of people now by watching the Silent Night, Deadly Night series. In October.

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

It's the 10th anniversary of my £10 bet on Dan Stevens being the next Bond. Any day now.

I can't figure out how Osimhen isn't playing for one of the top clubs in the top leagues in Europe.

Now playing Marble It Up! Ultra. I am very bad at speedrunning but I like this a lot and the soundtrack is ace.

The Light in Stockport is doing a John Carpenter season. I AM UNAVAILABLE FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL SATURDAYS. Also, Perfect Blue screenings on the 10th! Who needs new films!

LET'S FUCKING GO.

I'm about to see the action thriller Dead of Winter! Starring... Emma Thompson?

One of the greatest horror films of the 1980s. Still being slept upon except by horror nerds.

“I have seen movies, short films, completely created by artificial intelligence,” Herzog said. “Story and acting and everything, they look completely dead. There are stories, but they have no soul. They are empty and soulless.” Get their ass, Werner.

Fuck you, Steam.

Hollow Knight might be the most disappointing thing I've played since I started gaming again. There's some good gameplay but the obscurity of its progress points and the never-ending backtracking are bullshit. Not a patch on other metroidvanias I've played.

Diogo Dalot is stealing a living. What a terrible player he is.

Now seated for The Lost Bus? Hadn't heard of it until last week.

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He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.

Really good article. “There are autisms, rather than just autism.” While it can be challenging, let’s try and celebrate diversity; let’s face it: it’s the thing that not only makes human culture fertile but is the root of all life on earth.

Who the fuck asked for a new Tron film? With Jared fucking Leto.

Started playing Hollow Knight. I liked it until the point I was roundly murdered by False Knight and respawned on a bench several hundred miles away and now I don't know if I can be arsed with it. The fuck's that about?

Just spent the morning down a Steam rabbithole and happened across someone who has "27,181 products in account"and I have a new goal to aspire to.

I'm watching The Ugly Stepsister. I'm going to give it a fair shot but I'd like to point out it's 2025 and we're still doing the 'stick some braces in her gob to 'ugly' her up' thing.

if you really want to stick it to Disney, and other corporate media giants, become fascinated by things they would never produce, so that they might fade into the background noise of life.

Hear me out here: polling is bad for politics. I speak as someone who is a psephology nerd. There is no need for polling this far out of a general election. We're not supposed to be in a perpetual campaign.

Tried playing Subnautica. This involved me swimming around for an hour, constantly muttering "What the fuck do I do?" and picking acid mushrooms. I don't get it.