So inspiring

I really hope this does lead to a moon landing and then a moon base. I need more moon news in my life. More of a moon type future. People living on the moon, that’s where we’re supposed to be now.

Kagan: "You're using some pretty obscure sources to get to this." "obscure sources" is, apparently, Kagan's euphemism for FUCKING OPENLY RACISTS SOURCES WHO WERE DEVOUT WHITE SUPREMACISTS

That sounds about standard for every argument Alito has ever made.

The gap between a damage estimate and what an insurance company is willing to give you to repair that estimate has to be comparable to the Grand Canyon.

Me: I'm not sure I'm going to get invested in this new superhero comic movie Movie trailer: The cute, good dog has been poisoned by evil people and will die in three days unless Supergirl tracks down the bad people and gets the cure. Me: Day one ticket.

I need it.

I am in home repair hell, but the worst part is over (she said hopefully). Now comes the "exactly how much damage did all that damn water actually do???" part.

Apparently we need to tap the sign and remind would-be r*pists that you can kill people by spiking their drinks. Think about prison time for a level of murder. Think about it. Also, a reminder to fellow con-goers. If someone staggers/zones, it could be anything. Check on people! 🌸

Why do homes have to have pipes that leak and then make everything wet and I have to have a noisy house full of blowers and send a bajillion emails and know that in very short order, someone is going to rip out half my house and it's going to suck.

Really glad I bought this thing in 2023, now somewhat worried about what happens when the PS6 eventually materializes.

"the Haters" my books cartoon for this week's @theguardian.com

I see new Rachel Harrison book hit the Netgalley, I slap down request on the Netgalley.

Reminder that DOGE, Patel, and Hegseth removed a lot of the federal employees and agencies whose job was to keep this from happening. Removal happened in part because these same groups identified problematic conduct from Trump.

This is Luna. She has a permanent grumpy face because she had distemper as a puppy. She has enormous ears because we assume one of her parents was a jackrabbit. Still 13/10 (IG: lunasmom13)

oh my god is it a calf, please tell me its a calf

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

I'd have to drink enough to put myself into a coma. Which would be fine, since being in a coma, I then wouldn't be able to pick a fight with Jack Reacher.

Our entertainment used to be consistently good. The pandemic and greed of media executives has really messed things up.

All I really want out of life is to read the new Amina Al-Sirafi (it's SO GOOD so far) and play Tiny Bookshop till my eyes pop out, but alas, back to work tomorrow it is. At least I have a vague idea about a family getaway in either mid-May/early June. It shall be fleshed out soon, methinks.

@tinybookshopgame.com Hi! I am going to humbly ask for the following authors' books to be added in future updates, because I want to make MONEYYYYY: Alyssa Cole, Beverly Jenkins, Shannon Chakraborty, Olivia Dade, Nora Roberts, Gregg Hurwitz, Michael Connelly, David Grann, Mary Roach...

I like it.

Preeeeeach. With that sort of viciously selfish unkindness, nobody would ever be permitted to benefit from progress. And that’s unconscionable.

lol remember the TV Guide? chunky lil guy. my dad used to call it The Guide.

Hoo boy.

I am currently playing this, and it OWNS MY SOUL.

On the one hand, I'm having a gay old time getting some charged from a scammy company that I used ONE TIME to get something turned into a PDF cancelled (this has been going on since January). On the other, I did just get approved for Tapestry of Fate by Shannon Chakraborty.

Well give MBJ best actor, in exchange we get One Battle as best picture. Bitch, this ain't Let's Make A Deal. Sinners was the best picture, and there was no debate to that.

“Alas. It’s Black.” - Every Awarding Body for the past century explaining their decisions.

Just build a library or museum or something. I do not need my own brain vomited back to me for a fee.

Oh I don’t know Marc, the Bhagavad Gita is one of the oldest and most influential scriptures about the nature of self and duty in the history of civilization and it’s why you get to run around doing the “I am become death” quote

In a severe blow to the Trump administration’s health agenda, a court in Massachusetts on Monday blocked the government from implementing a series of decisions on vaccines made over the last year by Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. nyti.ms/3PeQivY

Again, I don't normally have too much interest, but I really wanted him to win, and I gave a full cheer when he did.

As if we don't have enough other bullshit going on as well. As she said, go read something.

Quick reminder that Timotei throwing the Oscar away so hard it will studied for decades does NOT mean Michael B Jordan wasn’t more worthy than him. It means awards season voters are fools who were too blinkered by Anointed Young White Man to see the truth. Until he was THAT annoying.

Literally every performance in that category was better than Timmy’s. Wagner should have had it over Timmy. It’s not about who’s the best. The deck was stacked for Timmy and he still fucked it up. No deck was stacked for Michael, he won on pure talent.

I'm really happy about Golden, y'all. youtu.be/yebNIHKAC4A

It's Hollywood's biggest knight!

My sweet silly pumpkin.

Seriously spread this clip around so people can start being aware at how fucking stupid the MAHA people are. Good on SNL for mocking the shit out of them. "My parents died after getting the covid vaccine." THE PUNCHLINE TO THAT!!!

@bethanyrose1219.bsky.social and myself are pulling for a Sinners sweep at the Oscars tonight. We usually don't care overmuch, but that's how much we both really loved Sinners.

Seriously, if it was my job, I'd actually be expected to accomplish something once in awhile.

MYSTERIOUS LARGE CYLINDER IS OUR NEW LEADER ALL HAIL MYSTERIOUS LARGE CYLINDER

Sigh.

A quarter of Gen Z men are fragile little baby bitches who need to STFU

We were able to help this puppy who was found one week after his owner passed away ❤️‍🩹

29 years ago, Buffy Summers had her first day at Sunnydale High, where she'd meet Rupert Giles, Xander Harris, Cordelia Chase, and Willow Rosenberg - and Pop Culture history was made when the Buffy the Vampire Slayer pilot 'Welcome to the Hellmouth' aired