In a (personal) CTA first, there is a fox (??) at the O’Hare stop so all trains have halted until the animal is caught which also means my train now has to reverse back into the last stop????

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

What I learned tonight is the future of the Democratic Party is a trans Muslim CIA agent wine mom who wants to eliminate capitalism and barter with people on the free bus.

We did it for you Dick Cheney

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform: - no more spam texts and calls - smaller cars with weaker headlights - imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years

Your email finds me deeply burned out and disassociating.

We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

Is there any actual *measured effect* that the Newsom tweets are having? I keep hearing how they’re “working” but I have not heard exactly how. I read the Alabama one and the comments are saying how great it is but is there a result someone can point me to

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

What the Dem party doesn’t understand is that the election in NYC is a test for the 26 midterms. Young people are testing to see if they will ever be allowed to assert their priorities over the priorities of monied interests who buy elections like Bloomberg, and old school patrons like Cuomo.

I do not want AI in Slack. I do not want AI in Google. I do not want AI on Facebook. I do not want AI in documents or spreadsheets. I do not want AI in Adobe Acrobat. I do not want AI in Zoom. I do not want AI on news sites. I do not want AI in the patient portal for my doctor's office. I do not wan

Big 10 expansion is outta control

I hope everyone working on LLMs has reckoned with their role in building a technology that, so far, has offered little to no benefit to humanity — while causing real harm by degrading art, undermining labor in creative industries, and straight up automating political propaganda

He’s the big boy Princess Diana

GUY WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT HOT DOGS: So the economy is fine now? Hot dogs will remain abundant?

god grant me the serenity to lmao the courage to lmao and the wisdom to lmao lmao lmao

i believe in the indominable American spirit to hate one specific really annoying guy

I have so much beef with the 2025 F1 graphics package. Muted colors! Using 4 different fonts! Not showing us the interval times!!!

I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.

The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.

[in the cold dark clutches of winter] I don’t know man. Chicago just doesn’t hold the same thrill for me anymore [smells someone grilling when it’s 60 degrees outside] greatest city in the world. I’m fixed I’m cured. We’re back baby Chicago vs the world

Everton actually scored a goal???

stay in chicago long enough and it eventually becomes your personality