what are you having for breakfast baby? —uttered toast haha! did you mean buttered toast? —the toast has been spoken of. this toast is known baby you’re scaring me, please put down that knife —the toast that was spoken of at the dawn of this era no. not that toast. baby the sages warned us

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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

The Donner party memorial picnic area. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_...

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

Last night sketch! 🎵✏️☕

in a sensible society, "robots do the labour now" is actually a good thing

it's officially goth season, you can tell when you wake up and notice the hickeys are framed in black lipstick

so when we're rebuilding America, can we make a new constitution? oldest in the world is actually not too great in this context

I watched this movie 1 time. It sucks pretty bad.

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

tired: defensive walking wired: offensive walking

no but for real and actual if u cant stomach the thought of spending six minutes listening to one song then you dont deserve music. you are not ready to appreciate the art form as a whole

Anyway,

I don't care about cures, where's the research for enhancing autism?

when they only rapture the bottoms because they need to breed more nephilim

Slowing Down. 😒

catgirl with pronouns call that nyanbinary

FINALLY FEAR THE OCTOPUS IT GOT BIGGER

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

how to wake up your gf

the only good thing ive done in my life is lovong women and not because im good at it but because its good to do it

So Frankie and Andi are dating, right?

famously pro-violence game undertale

bluesky is edutainment, exhibit #5224

can everything stop being video? i would just like to read some fucking words

really? Starbucks? you're trying to get the war on Christmas company on your side all of a sudden?

are we sure this isn't spray-painted plastic?

shot chaser

so this is how balkanisation starts, right?

are those *fangs*??

me cozying up in the nsfw channel of my discord server to discuss the political valences of mechsploitation lmao

A tutorial on giving head that uses one of those fighting game UIs that show what buttons they're pushing, except for tongue position

the government should maybe consider that if simply being trans is terrorism, none of us have any incentive to follow any of the laws

JK Rolwing deserves more shit for taking so much of the romance out of the cultural perception of wizards. Hearing the word "wizard" should conjure images of Saruman standing atop Orthanc bringing a storm on the Pass of Caradhras. Not boarding school children.

if your mental image of the word "wizard" is anything that would NOT be airbrushed on the side of a kickass van, someone has failed you

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How dumb do you think it all was when the western Roman collapsed? did they have several decades of bullshit, too?

what if flea was the Jabberwocky? he'd be all "romphing and gallomphing cause I'm in my prime"

I know you're all playing Silksong, but I just beat the White Palace in Hollow Knight after like two weeks of working on it and I just need to express how much that place sucks.

That's right about the entire population of the country.

Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania

thing is, if your position is that violence is bad and regardless of his beliefs, politics, or actions Charlie Kirk shouldn't have been killed, that's okay! i disagree, but I don't think you're doing anything wrong. it's the claims that Kirk was a great man who just had a harmless love of debate

The best post about Charlie Kirk happened about half an hour after he was shot and none of us can do anything but aspire.