👩‍🚀 In Rebel Transmute by solo dev @evantor.bsky.social, you can customize the gameplay to mach your own play style. 💥 Combine more than 40 augments to tackle the adventure! 📢 Available now on all platforms! #Metroidvania

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

How many times has he pretended to 'fix' grok by now?

In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.

'How much does the aurora borealis weigh?" It's pretty light.

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

this is what playing blackwell fishing for 20 seconds feels like #indiedev #gamedev #wip

I believe a strong case could be made that CR's egregiously sloppy captions on so many shows violate FCC regulation 47 C.F.R. § 79.1(j)(2), (3), and (k), per the CVAA act of 2010, which applies to streaming. It may be time for people to start bombarding the FCC Consumer Complaint Form.

Elon Musk's Father Errol Musk Says 'America Will Collapse if White Population Becomes Minority. You Want To See the US Go Down?' If Teslas stopped backing over white people. …

For once, I'm convinced that Seth Rogen didn't say yes to a role exclusively because of his inability to say no to a project. Everyone dreams of being on the Muppet Show.

Silksong bosses can generally be put in two categories: -Good -Mistakes that deal double contact damage

I know everyone is pointing it out but I do think it is absolutely reckless editorial practice to cite what an AI says, especially in a headline. Grok has no authority, nor does it have a meaningful explanation for what happened, and citing it obscures those actually responsible for literal crimes.

Just a little peek of some gameplay 👀 #gamedev #indiegame #pcgame #steam #godot #GodotEngine

looking forward to the scolding we're all going to get for calling this guy a piece of shit after he dies

I would like to direct all speeders to this chart

stop using "woke" the way racist fascists use "woke" 2026 challenge

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

I have to be honest, I think I severely dislike Zero Suit Samus. Wrong character to put in a sexy space latex suit.

Video game ads in the 90's were something else...

Here's another one I like. This one's from Sam Morril:

'Vi kan bekrefte at vi har inngått en kontrakt med en kunde om levering av datasentertjenester ved en av våre tomter i Norge, skriver kommunikasjonsrådgiver i Green Mountain AS, Mette Berger Gulbrandsen, i en epost til TV 2. Det norske selskapet er heleid av israelske Azrieli.' Fuck så jævlig åff.

Me: hey babe it's the birthday of all horses Emily: shut up I'm out of here

Btw can I just say it’s absurd how good the first episode of Columbo is? And how wild it is that the first episode of Columbo was directed by an up and coming NBC intern named Steven Spielberg, who I assume went on to do other things after Columbo based off how great his work was here

Let's start this year off right

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

Although Mickey Mouse entered the public domain in 2024, his iconic shorts weren’t introduced until the 1930 cartoon “Modest Mouse”. As the copyright on that cartoon has just expired, it is now legal to depict Mickey without his exposed anus and genitals

what a shocking turn of events who could’ve seen this coming

Jet Li in My Father Is A Hero directed by Corey Yuen

Yeah sure I'll post this youtube.com/shorts/XB1HIgFj9-8

Gee, wonder why the Irish have a keen allergy to bullshit.

Hell yea, Tony, but I get a small heart attack whenever your pic pops up on my wall.

Sonic Rumble is canonically a game set within the Sonic world, with Dr. Eggman hosting it and creating toy likenesses of everyone. This suggests that he's actually a really big fan of Godzilla and is subjecting everyone to his current hyperfixation.

I've waited 3 years to make this post

he needs to stop using the word "revolutionary" til he figures out what it means

More proof why tornado ability is the best! #indiegames #gaming #golf

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

it's an ancient fallout tradition to knowingly present an extremely bad political idea entirely on its own terms and offer the player character no opportunity for rebuttal on their own unless they intend to shoot their way out. in this way fallout emulates real life

In light of recent Ai related nonsense in the creative industry, I wanted to present some easy-to-digest facts about Generative Ai

It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣

trick combo system I might make into one of the minigames! #gamedev #indiegame #indiedev

One of the sickest things I like to do when a game gives me access to customizing characters, is to give dual wielders different weapons in each hand, because that's more naturalistic. If you were going to carry two blades, they'd serve different purposes.

Sauron was not only evil, he got distracted and his defenses failed

I don't know how to title this but I love it

Forced removal of ethnic, racial, or religious groups is ethnic cleansing – stop calling it 'deportation'. It's also a crime against humanity.

General Dota 2 carry tip. You need a bkb one item ago.