ssh is an obscure but widely-deployed command. It stands for Secure Snake Home and was made in the 90s to securely play snake online I made a massively multiplayer backend for it with support for thousands of concurrent snake players ssh snakes.run to join!

i have seen this episode at least 3 times before but it never clocked to me that this was fucking Lin-Manuel Miranda

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

"backup automation script" = script that automatically reminds you your backups aren't working

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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

adhd is a disorder where you're constantly getting pranked by yourself

my friends and i have a time honored tradition of doing multiplayer craigslist, where several people in a discord call will stream their local craigslists and find weird shit. i highly recommend trying it.

there's gotta be a legal limit on how many multitudes one can contain

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

finished my morning routine, energized and ready to start my day at 8 pm

The morning so far

epic

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

WOKE 2 IS HERE

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

What did Obama mean by this?

how many more emails and groupchats do i need to respond to before someone finally lets me outside

mmmmhm

if u are one of the other 6 worldwide users of Signal Stories dm me, i need to know i'm not alone

hey everyone can we pls settle on just one regex syntax i am running out of brain cells

frankenstein was an inside job by the swiss government to increase tourism revenue

My fiend’s dad’s sausage making website is in this same god tier of long-dying web culture: www.sausagemania.com

For over a decade I have tied my shoes one specific way: Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot. I learned it from Ian (aka Professor Shoelace) whose site is over two decades old. The knot has never failed me. I spoke with Ian about knots and the dangers of the modern internet. aftermath.site/ians-shoelac...

typically, passphrases need 7+ words and 50+ characters to hit 90 bits of entropy due to relying on dictionaries of real words i present my phonotactics based word generator which can hit 90 bits of entropy with only 5 words and 25 characters, while still being pronounceable and easily typeable

Let’s give it up for the Magnarp: Adding a touch of class to the apartments of single broke 23 year olds for decades.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

holy moley look at this freeway exit

I never remember to lotion my hands until it’s too late. Every winter I’m walking around with bloody knuckles like some kind of leprous wastrel. I think I’d use lotion more if I could like, feel it working. I need a more powerful lotion. The fentanyl of lotion

keepass kicks vaultwarden's ass sorry not sorry

wrong. stupid child

say what you will about the mcpoyles, this shot slaps

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

wow so helpful

Keep thinking about this term "pre-digested" that Kojima used to describe art that's instantly gratifying. And how it's better when people grow to love something instead. I've gravitated, as player and designer, toward the latter, but that term "pre-digested" is new and feels very strong.

seeding torrents will make you feel like you’re part of something bigger than yourself

is this a call for help? a fetish? am i being pranked?

shoutout @tripflag.bsky.social i see u being cute in the logs

my earbuds just had this insane glitch that pitched everything down by like 4 octaves and i felt like i was being hunted

some privacy researchers did a study on sensitive info leaks from venmo transactions and the examples they chose for this graphic are peak comedy

proudly entering my washed up era

next pandemic i'm binge watching sesame street

my software is free as in freeky

maybe i was born to do contract law this shit goes hard

i smoked a turkey once. but i did not inhale

society if exponents had a distributive property