I shouldn't be surprised that tankies have no idea how secret laboratories work, since tankies don't work lol

🔮 what’s the opposite of being fumbled?? buppy thinks it’s being Handled

JSYK im not joking when i say i am literally a dog

Don't sleep on this podcast.

Important information from the Richard Scarry book I picked up at the charity shop

Im just gonna punch myself in the balls until it feels normal

Ativan.

My broken pattern takes shape.

I chase to change just what I’ve done.

I still run on hunger.

It's 11pm. I think all the angry Americans are sleeping. can we be horny together now?

Ration.

Don't look into the light. it's just a trick to force you to perceive reality visually.

as someone very in touch with childhood nostalgia, watching it be weaponized for right wing purposes is enraging. you don't want to go back to 2002 or 1992 or 1982 or 1952. You want to feel like you did when you were little. you want that feeling of excitement at the mundane, that left you

you want to feel like you have a stable home and loving family and nothing puncturing your bubble of toys and fun. If your childhood sucked for any reason from poverty to abuse, and you didn't get this experience, you want it MORE, because you've seen it exists and you didn't get it the 1st time

This isn't very Emoji Movie at all.

I just had a panic attack from a lawn mower. I don't understand. this is scary. I just want it to fucking stop

what a novel shape.

Just a little boot humping between friends. Thanks @bruisecollector.bsky.social! reflectivedesire.com/videos/kick-...

I'm not having an overdose I'm just trying to forget what my life is.

so is polymarket taking bets on which american city gets predator-droned by its own military yet

they should invent a cigarette that tastes blue

does anyone want to buy me this shirt I think it would fix me

my tummy stopped hurting! quick try and get dressed

sending peebus towards you

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

Molly percocet. uhhh? nah. ativan estrodiol.

*gives u a panic disorder* *gives u a panic disorder* *gives u a panic disorder* *gives u a panic disorder* *gives u a panic disorder*

Anyway here are some consenting adults 🦆

xanax doggg

woof

it's just money. money can't replace memories, but it can make them a little more warm sepia toned and a little juicier biting into them. the world outside may be getting worse every day, but at home in your apartment you're surrounded by the memory machinery that takes you back to the before-time

thank you for being horny on my timeline.

Vaccines save lives. And no, they do not cause autism.

time travel ♡

hey guys check this out

no more ducks on the timeline fucking non-con perverts lol

my dog systems have activated. my tummy hurts I think i should be dead. sadness. good morning

its crazy how right snoop dogg was about smoking weed everyday

what does it even mean to pass . . .

the "mis" in "misinformation" is short for "misdirection." not many people know this

your card pack is ready to open

ugh. fuskies are juggalo coded 😔

what do you MEAN you forgot the root password for your prayers???

do wizards look down on sorcerers for being vibe spellcasters

Are you going to try and take her leash, or will you make yourself useful? 🖤: @tanraak.bsky.social #rubberfur #latex #latexphotography