Last night we let the Tylenol talk

Mom I threw up

posting this gofundme here (it’s also on twitter). i understand it may be frustrating/maddening that i’m seeking money to try to get in a house so i can retire in 8.5 years, but i feel like this cancer is a ticking clock and i absolutely will not die before i can retire. gofund.me/17f8593c

We could destroy the memory of urinals in 2-3 generations. It's time

Discworld blow dryer and it's just a bunch of imps with bellows

We are the daughters of the women who didn't want you. We are the daughters of the fish who didn't fear you

Imagine you go in for a an ultrasound and it's just the freakin boss baby in there

Hell yeah

Saddest 2 word story

shut da fuck up and follow DRIL on Blue Sky . I want to see those numbers go crazy. Lets go

Baldur's Gate 3 in 15 days baby

This is why the traffic is bad in San Diego

You are telling me wheat creamed this

Since deleting tiktok I've probably watched about 4 hours less of family guy a month so that's nice

Fuck it we ball

ACAB sadly includes vimes

One of life's greatest joys for me is looking at marketplace listings for mirrors and seeing people try and fail to not be visible in the mirror

"Arrest this man" is something I will never stop saying and this is why

mfw

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.

This has me so fucked up

Tried to make a joke in labour class and only one guy laughed it's so over

I don't even fucking care anymore pretend this skeet is funny and repost it please I've got nothing else

well, i finally made it! looking for my homies from the other blue app

Need a shirt with crappy’s jazz frog

Starscourge Radahn

Grimace on his Arthur Knight arc

This guy fuckin rules

This but it's just a guy with a beergut poking out

You don't know how lucky you are that I can't post poorly shot synthesizer videos every 10 minutes here yet

Ripped my pants so bad climbing I had to leave lmao

When twitter mutuals don’t follow me back on Bluesky

This gets an instant like from me every time

Indiana Jones and the temple of goon

i love the sad computer man. i think we have a little bit of him in all of us

Me and the boys

Trying to recreate the Twitter experience with Discord and Blue Sky the way an inmate would make toilet wine in county lockup

Happy I'm a Virgo day to all who celebrate

Oceans are now battlefields

Gm

I gave up on making simple syrup and just started putting maple syrup in my iced coffee at home. I think it's the closest to patriotic I get about being Canadian.

If you can't find a textile weave in which the filling threads pass over one and under two or more warp threads to give an appearance of diagonal lines that's a twill issue