JERRY SEINFELD: and whats the deal with airplane food AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: *standing up in the crowd and shouting* "AIRPLANE FOOD," AS YOU CALL IT, FACES MANY CHALLENGES: IT MUST BE MASS PRODUCED, ABLE TO BE SAFELY STORED BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF AND REHEATED WHILE THE PLANE IS IN THE AIR, MU-

mfw i find out my Pirin tablets are just Aspirin with the “As” scratched off

if you’re into prefixes, the word “microdermabrasion” has a lot to offer

Walton Goggins’ White Lotus character is an arms dealer, I think

What was the Ides Of March’s biggest hit?

pretty sure they did the civil war to get everyone to read Moby Dick

i’m like 15 years late but i now understand the chemex hype

me watching Severance tonight

asking my cat if he loves being a beautiful baby (of course he does)

my nutrients

the Rich Baby Daddy Monkey’s Paw situation here is almost beyond comprehension

we’re just two petals dancing on the breeze bro

not immune to the cuteness of the goldendoodle :(

average bsky interaction irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.

what i’ve been up to

your outie is a veteran of the great pawg wars. your outie posts 300 times a day

jessa from girls is in this season of white lotus

many planes work. and yet,

pro for sho

i do everything completely wrong all day and then sleep the perfect sleep of the innocent

i hear my cats thrashing around but not fighting…W

emotionless spectre shares two images from camera roll

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

me duele la cabeza

punishment: eczema on the face

“butlerian jihad,” a term i’m hearing more and more lately. who can say why

yay

i like when robert pattinson gets the heron voice out

I thought Nicole Kidman was married to Kid Rock but no, it’s Keith Urban. Also, apparently they’re two separate guys which is news to me.

GNX on the stage…

making pizza and garlic knots

getting closer to the source of all online conflict

soothing

john turturro

2 vaccines and a funeral

it’s the fuckin wuckin

death parade

ⓘ this user doesn’t want serious replies to their joke posts

she just read Ada or Ardor

no one knows what they’re talking about at all anymore

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I’ve had ingredients for rice krispie treats ready to go whenever, just waiting for the right moment