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I know what you're thinking: "But the magic of my enemies is weak, and their gods are hollow idols!" But what if I told you... that your enemies are thinking the same thing... about YOUR magic, and YOUR gods? And here's what's gonna make the difference: your enemies aren't in this seminar right now.

Bro I know you got a tummy ache but you remember that Roko's Basilisk thing I told you about? Yeah well it turns out it also future-tortures anyone who flakes on going to the horseshoes tournament at the park

I'm a professional dancer that's been training for years to perform the routine that famously killed my father, not knowing he was a mob informant who faked his death and has been watching me proudly from the shadows in disguise as the mysterious "Old Tom of the Streets", upon whom I spit every day.

happy uh (checks calendar) hug and kiss a dinosaur day

obsessed with the daemon bride exagain attract movie that is like 30% dropped combos and missed supers. did they have ten minutes to get the gameplay footage youtu.be/eJvvm4UMAno?...

The Treasure Puzzler was known for designing complex puzzles that hid treasure from Batman. Upon solving the puzzle, Batman would hear the "treasure unlocked" sound and the treasure would be automatically added to Batman's Treasure Bank, where he could trade the spoils for upgrades and stimulants.

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Girl's night out

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

that sperm whale won’t see your post about how cool you think it is that it ate a giant squid, but your giant squid friends will

After A Boy Got Handsy Art of a scene from When You Fell from Heaven, by @badambulist.bsky.social Generously commissioned by @colliecariad.bsky.social! Thank you Autumn!!

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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

the moral of dragon's dogma is that you can finish dragon's dogma but there's catches they didn't mention, and the moral of dragon's dogma 2 is that capcom is not gonna let you finish dragon's dogma so you have to do a bunch of insane shit to get a sequel and then escape the company

the main distinction between dragon's dogma and dragon's dogma 2 that strikes me as worth bringing up design-wise is how dragon's dogma 2 has weirdly comprehensive immersive sim features. and also that dragon's dogma 2 is about quitting your job at capcom because they keep sabotaging dragon's dogma

no surprise

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and on the pedestal these words appear:

After today, bisexuals will once again turn so our thin edge faces you and you can't see us

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

Man… if they take me apart at the neck one day, y’all gotta make sure my memorial video gets more that 26,000 views. Idc how, like, even if you just put some greatest hits in there, like when we won PUBG the first time or that time I stunted on Jaden Smith without realizing it.

ok what if the internet wasn’t a mistake

oh. Oh okay

Seethe Mate

- Most excitingly, we can announce what we'll be doing next: A Year of Michael Brough (@smestorp.bsky.social) Premiering November 12 1 game a month for 12 months, starting with 868-HACK plus other non-Brough episodes in between We hope you'll join us!

i cannot stress enough how much of a confluence of Things Im A Sicko About this is. absolute day one buy

Trailer for our new #inidegame called Penguin Colony! We are collaborating with Lenval Brown (Disco Elysium, Ultrakill) to bring this unique re-imagining to life www.youtube.com/watch?v=aylG...

Hawker stall

My gf asked me to draw Dracula Flow while we were at the coffee shop

(nineties surfer dude "bodacious babe" voice) salient points

Yeah BG3 is good but WOTR lets me use Mass Power Word: Cum, so who's to say which is the better CRPG

it's a little funny.

we discovered a new kind of space. they said it couldn't be done, we'd fired too many scientists, but we did it. the guys at north central opened some doors and now there's a new kind of space and it's all ours. called todash space, can you believe it? wonderful word. toooow-daaaash. and the chimes!

The Australian government has released the landmark national climate risk assessment report, providing the most detailed picture of the severe and far-reaching social and economic impact of the climate crisis for Australia. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/p/x383n...

trivia time! Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals? A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)

ME: Wow! Another of my rivals murdered, body perforated with thousands of small, mysterious wounds! DETECTIVE: Yeah. Funny how many times I've been by since your vacation to... where was it again? ME, keeping them distracted as my tamed SAGUARO CACTUS approaches from behind: The American Southwest

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Can we launch with such speed that we glide, graceful or imperfect, beyond war and pain? Or is the truth more damning than that: Might we carry our own gravity with us? #fattrewind

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We Sat Down With The First Solitaire App For Heterosexual Men, And Now? We're True Believers. By StraightFlush Staff The world of heterosexual mobile card playing broadens its horizons with a smartly produced, intuitive experience that takes all the strangeness out of playing with yourself.

time is a flat circle

okay this seems like a good moment for this: do you guys think video games are art

i think often about this discussion between Yoshiyuki Tomino and Hideaki Anno. it's one of the funniest ways anyone has ever talked about restraint vs self indulgence in art.