I think the hardest part about being Scottish online is having people assume I must know every single Limmy sketch off the top of my head

hey lois im an ad for an indie game ehehehehehe

I think the funniest way to disrespect the newly deceased is thinking they died 3 years ago Rest in piss scott adams lmao

Environmental storytelling.

Slightly diminish a game Nintendog

Yknow when i said i wanted 12 inches and the inability to walk i wasnt expecting the worst snow ive ever seen and a debilitating flu

I think video game design could learn a lot from Taskmaster.

One of the struggles of being a writer is thinking of a great line while on the toilet and having to repeat it over and over in your head so the "doorway effect" doesn't make you forget it on your way back to the computer.

The one redeeming factor of getting a throat infection is that for a week I have the ability to look cute as fuck but also sound exactly like Mike from Breaking Bad

HOW DOES RALSEI KNOW THE ANSWER??! #DELTARUNE

Feels like a disservice to anyone calling the guy a shitposter. Dude is one of the funniest comedians about and he will be missed

Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Internet Archive for the foreseeable future.

I have to say i think the 3 biggest surprises in my life were: Finding out i was going to be a parent Finding out i was queer Finding out Jennifer Coolidge's first language was English and that She Just Sounds Like That

My favourite part of being a postie is that when my burglar buddy asks for a hot tip I just recommend all the houses that still have harry potter themed doormats

Saw a big guy i work with standing like this in the office and i immediately burst out laughing at him which he immediately upset him. How do i explain baneposting to him in a way that doesnt sound like i need to be fucking institutionalised.

Rubbing the genies lamp and saying "i wish i was a girl" before the genie gives me some diatribe about how im already a woman by identifying as one. Dont fucking get smart with me give me wide hips and period cramps

Watching one(1) funny ytp video 5 months ago and constantly getting recommended more feels like when your mum sees you eating a peanut one time and buys you a 1kg bag when you didnt even fucking like peanuts to begin with

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."

Male friendships reached their peak in 2014 when it was mostly about yelling "my name Jeff" back and forth to each other

Imagine watching game awards live just to see the weebshit horse game win an award If i was a dev on another mobile game that lost to that id build a killdozer to destroy Cygames headquarters

Toxic men love to critique women before going to use a 6-in-1 shampoo

We tried this. it doesnt work.

ocassionally i look at old stuff ive made and i have to ask myself what in fuck was i doing here

Deep Dark DPS... Boss ♂ of ♂ this ♂ Tier... Mine excitement for the next tier can hardly be held. #FFXIVmemes #FFXIVvideos #Arcadion

Americans will agree with you when you say their country sucks, until you criticise the Fahrenheit system and suddenly the spirit of George Washington fills their body and tells you to kill yourself.

men

Black friday deal! Wear a hi vis vest when you walk into a tech shop and grab whatever you like for free

my character has been hit on by an elf rogue whos also in league with the main villain

www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

Transphobes love to be like "when you die theyll know your skeleton was a man." Buddy when i die im getting cremated and turned into a fucking sword. And presumably swung at those same people.

The Washington Post asks if it's fine to charge your friends and family for Thanksgiving Dinner. This is, of course, the wrong question. What you should be asking is if you get all your friends and family together, do you have enough people to slap the turkey enough to cook it?

THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life

Happy trans day of rememberance to the teenage cis guys who had a constant underlying level of discomfort and "feeling like you dont belong" that nothing ever seemed to fix

A BLIZZARD RAGES. Lone survivor, you are STRANDED upon a FRIGID CORPSE-PLANET. THEY seek your warmth, sucking Soul from the shadows. AND TONIGHT, THE WIND IS YOUR CLOSEST SEMBLANCE OF A FRIEND. WISHLIST THERMOCLINE NOW! #IndieHorror #PixelHorror #PsychologicalHorror #IndieDev

shout out men you guys are great. kiss a man today

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

happy transgender awareness week lets talk about friends youve known for years hitting you up after a while, finding out youre trans and being completely alienated, isnt that fun? Its nice to celebrate and what have you but i just wanted to share a small thing we just regularly get to deal with.

"You wouldn't survive in an apocalypse, youd die drinking dirty water" Babe id die tripping over nothing and cracking my head open

In a dnd campaign and everyones sharing smut and fanfiction of it with each other. Is this how it feels to be one of the girls. To fujo with the best of them. Oh my god i get it.

tf2 is the best place to do voice training cause once you stop getting slurs and start getting creepy guys you know you're making it

does anyone remember learning the alphabet in school in the early 00's and for the letter "K" the little mnemonic was "Kissing Cousins"? What the fuck was that about.

Musopius - Fanmade Tropius evo for my other half spriting in the Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald style is difficult as hell btw holy moly #pixelart #fakemon #pokemon

Its the kind of night where you want to stand outside ominously and just O̸͖̳̍̎b̸͙̥́͝s̷͚̄ê̷͙̱̍r̷̨̥̚v̵̞̓̆e̴̙̐̌

Genuinely, stop giving FNAF promo. He still gets paid from it all. It's his IP. Y'all talk about dropping HP but can't drop FNAF?

“Mmmmm I hate to say it Homie but we may have to team up if we have any hope of defeating Krusty”