awesome video i found on tumblr days ago

"we need more chris Benoits in the world!" -Me, after @girlsaregood.bsky.social gave the idea of a game that gives you CTE if you play it like a esport

Immediately hears my aunt on my father's side talking about "WOKE WEST COAST BECOMING POLITICAL" so i don't think any of my family is gonna be finding me ever

World's Strongest "I Only Believe in Micro Evolution" guy vs The World's Weakest Macro Lesbian Enjoyer

Help i downloaded a weird app on my phone and now i see my bluesky feed on my phone?!

rivals is going hard on esports rep so now unfortunately it really is overwatch time to return to tf2 then

I can't believe it that Chappell Roan used her evil lesbian powers to annihilate a child right in the middle of Brazil 😭🏈

What if someone had a son named, like, “Dave” and he was normal to service workers

A Chapaleira Rouanet visitou minha cidade e tacou uma granada dentro de uma escola aberta cheia de crianças na minha rua. aconteceu AGORINHA #SaiDaMinhaBahiaChapellRoan #ChapellRoanNaPapudinha

I can't believe it that Chappell Roan used her evil lesbian powers to annihilate a child right in the middle of Brazil 😭🏈

Helen Keller:

Happy Gummigoo 🐊🍬💚💛

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

Reminder that if you want to insult mass-murdering psychos you can emulate the OG like this instead of copying KKK Grand Wizard David Duke

The game disappeared so rapidly from the national consciousness that the ban on Klax wasn't even offically lifted until September 8th, 1978, by Jimmy Carter--the last of the World War II executive orders to be repealed.

Re: New Spider-Man trailer There are story aspects in this film that are derived from the comics story called Spider-Man: The Other, written by Peter David, Reginald Hudlin, and J. Michael Straczynski. Peter, seen below, died last year. He was rejected by Medicaid. He died in medical debt.

pondering the suggestion of this hed that saying something in front of Zendaya provides a statement more weight or even somehow actualizes it, like she is in a sort of Haruhi Suzumiya situation where her personal experiences passively warp reality

woof #rudosiri #furryart

They finally got his cowboy ass

my uncle once sent my dad and me an email full of chuck norris jokes and 2 days later sent another that said "no love, for chuck norris jokes?"

because of this song, i thought Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White were two different dudes for like 20+ years

You know what to do

Rest in Peace to a Friend of Mine who Died in Service of the American People Recently during The Iranian-American War. He was One of Kindest and Bravest Men I Knew. Can we Get One RT for Every View in Honor of Our Bravest of Troops who Always Made Sure American Air Defence was Ready to Be Spotted?

last one

*googling "Can you get trans woman body dysphoria from looking at a cis man"*

me, having to hire a guy from 3rd century china, call that a WEI hire

thinking about this pic still

hmmmmmm

brother, i'm about to spit my drink out, jack

BLORBO MENTIONED

i'm like the spike dudley of trans girls

Watched a video about the Rapture today

so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even unethical? interested to hear everyone's thoughts

college basketball is nonsense that must be done away with entirely. all these students should be busying themselves with schoolwork instead of wasting away the day with endless games of "hoops"

dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat! dr. mohan: oh my god. patient’s health is now 100% dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me me: no. i have to go home and post on bluesky — the world’s #1 site