that one sweater meme but it's pomme 🍏

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If you think about it, KCD2 is just a bad version of Medieval Dynasty

losers were out here watching loony toons I was out here being molded by Garfield

Apparently, some people thought I was joking, and I don't even remotely regret to inform you all that this was 100% real.

"I don't think you can use .38 ammo in a 9mm, right?" I'm going to die. Streamers are going to kill me

Notoriously Shitty Warhorse Co-Founder Wastes Zero Time On Seeing Opportunity to be Shitty

In my kindergarten children are buried into the earth to incubate until they are ready for extraction and deployment in the war against Earth and it’s traitorous gems

The most important question of our time

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

Thinking

i recently switched to a new brand of mouthwash that i’m pretty satisfied with

(putting a microwave in a porta potty) My startup will transform affordable housing

Every year steam is like “look at that! The average steam user played one game this year, for thirty minutes”

In 2026 I hope you get freakier and get plenty of money and become the cutest or scariest you wanna be and that your hard earned talents and hobbies reward you endlessly

Dorf

Early Access and the way they managed their community across all their updates helped humanize that team in ways that only helped Baldur’s Gate 3, weird for the studio to be so willing to throw all that goodwill away.

if you're part of Larian that pushed back on generative AI initatives, i want to talk to you anonymously: [email protected] signal: joell.01

unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee

electrocute their ass

has anyone done a movie yet that’s like, Santa clause but fucked up and evil

This is probably that bears tinder profile picture too. "When women choose the bear, it's me they choose"

it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams

When I first heard the term dog water no one else knew what it meant either. I still don’t, I assume it’s some kind of cum

Until today I thought I’d watched baby Jessica on the news. Today I saw the dates and realized I literally could not have, the cultural zeitgeist was just -still goin- when I was a kid

A joke I heard recently "Did you know? Mortal Kombat was based on a Scandinavian church song. Yeah, it was a Finnish hymn" #vtuber

I would have thought the mental image clarity scale of 1-5 would be more about the consistency and accuracy of technical aspects (Like, how realistic are the joints of the mech you're imagining, how exact is the texturing of the apple, etc) and not like, halfway up the scale you can't do color

If you have Aphantasia my advice is to just do it better

WHY WEREN'T YOU AT MILF PRACTICE

I will send you to hell.

Happy birthday to Shirley Jackson, an all-time favorite of mine. To celebrate, here's my favorite Jackson paperback cover art, an image that famously captures the central theme of The Lottery: boobs.

In truth, a mature man who uses hair-oil, unless medicinally, that man has probably got a quoggy spot in him somewhere.

I post about balls swelling with pee and your timeline is embarrassing me

There’s car discourse today, Jesus provides

"Cars should be locked from going over current speed limit" well that's great if you trust man's law over God's

If you search for certain vocaloid characters on DuckDuckGo the duck will cosplay as them

Dad’s mad it’s zero degrees out and I’m not wearing a coat, completely ignoring the fact that I’m wearing long socks

I think about this tweet every day

still have plenty of slots open for monochrome sketches in the holiday sale! $25 for a holiday fit in the style of the last sale~

Consider helping them out, they do good shit.

I give Outer Worlds 2 thirty hours of my life before I got tired of it enough to stop

epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this there are other, better franchises - let this one go

Tried to get into Outer Worlds 2 again but after a few minutes of compiling shaders again and being a quarter done I decided I don't actually like the game enough to care