ALIENS FIRETEAM ELITE 2 BABY

The many, compounding branches and characterizations of slay the princess are crazy good and theres a lot of “this is what I actually want to say” moments in the dialogue even

normal horse [ #art ]

*does a cool spin into the spotlight* baby I put the Star in Sinister

I have nothing, repeat nothing here.

did you hear about the horrifying thing that youre powerless to do anything about

gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start

A1211.6 Primeval human pair spring from two drops of urine of creator (woman from half-drop).

me wearing a hat and giant mustache:

I’m sick to bastard death of these cookies why did I grab so many

I like the storytelling of Subnautica 2 and it seems generally a lot tighter than I remember the first games ea being

“I’m just so goddamn fed up with all this,” Gina Small, 29, said in a comment on the U.S. economy that one of her friends assumed was about the world’s ongoing humanitarian crises, another friend thought was about the weaponization of America’s military against its own people.

Two women with pamphlets came to my door and asked me if I thought a life free from pain and suffering would ever be possible so I told them “I’m not interested in any of that.”

I will never stop talking about this: The lovely and profound "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" is from an NYT article about the author accidentally being CC'd on an email where his friends were making fun of him for renting goats.

Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It https://theonion.com/study-most-men-believe-they-could-seduce-bear-if-life-depended-on-it/

People always complaining about unnecessary sex scenes but imagine Warioware without them

i don't think you should be able to edit your bluesky posts. i do think that you should be able to edit the posts of anyone else who has at least 100,000 followers. the rest of you have put up with our crap for long enough and honestly it's about time we were taken down a peg

Subnautica 2 good

group breastfeeding postponed due to lack of interest

hey again!!! the jam has started! the (somewhat optional) theme has been announced on the itch page and the creating of things can commence... merry making everybody!!! 🎉

Strong Bad after December 2010

Spec has decided that every time I open a package she's getting a treat. Gummy worms? Treat. FedEx? Treat. Clear hard plastic containing very clearly pliers? She's on her haunches kneading at my leg because she wants that treats soooo baaaad

i asked seabird what they would talk to me about and this is about what i expected

sitcom character ass wardrobe

“Jesus Christ, these are the people I now feel most connected to—random people I’ve never met in real life and probably never will,” said a visibly distressed Andrew Riley

Some players said the rats in my game were too cute so they didn't want to fight them. I think I found a solution:

Spotted on Tumblr…

hello thank you for the reply it has been two years and i am now a mother so i dont have time to watch youtube videos or read comments

spare a dollar? (1/2)

Making an educational post even though I know the bards won't read it.

Roommate Deemed Too Incompetent To Clean Bathroom https://theonion.com/roommate-deemed-too-incompetent-to-clean-bathroom-1819568433/

noir voice: it started with Seabird, just like it always did

She fuckin ate it

Oh shit mechanicus two out next week

I hate Trump but hate bike lanes wayyyyyy more.

“Subnautica 2 early access comes out tomorrow, I should grab that.“ I think to myself. “Did you like playing subnautica ?” Well I’ll get it if there’s a big submarine that sinks

Trying to remember someone’s name but I don’t wanna open outlook

quote from the "hobbies" section of Will Wright's article (creator of The Sims)

“Gamble with friends“ is such a great streamer bait idea I wish I’d thought of it so I could put it in a txt file and forget about it

I think if more people were right about things instead of wrong about them the world would be a better place but that’s just my humble opinion

elden ring has teased out some of my best work

"All milfs tell lies..."

I’m not a meme guy but I like this one

You hear about Nintendo? They love making video games

I said AI loves to do “it’s not just an X. It’s a Y.” But most of the time it’s more like “It’s not X. It’s 5. AaaAABBB Bbbbunububu.“