Mfers saying they’d fuck an alien but the alien they’re thinking of is just a humanoid with green skin or some shit Johnny Storm is a serious alien fucker. Get on his level.

Sabrina’s “off-line” adventures Commission for @assrailroad.bsky.social Character by Eric Schwartz

#StevenUniverse #Amethyst

Alright there's something with Snow Runner I'm not getting because going anywhere in this game fuuuuuuuuuucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

One of the pettiest things I do is downvote this one guy on the industrial subreddit without ever reading what they regularly post because one time they said some dumb shit that I will never remember, but I see the name and remember the feeling of how dumb it was 🐀

I hope you know I appreciate you and hope you have a good day

bsky.app/profile/star... The Hooligans on hour three of their fifteen minute break at the Starlight Arcade

the first step to a good solid writing practice is establishing some kind of accountability system. the second step is establishing a backup accountability system for when you inevitably figure out how to evade the first one. the third step? you guessed it: jerking off

"BACK IN TIME" https://bonequest.com/9865

the main message of Yes!Precure is that all your dreams will come true, unless you dream of doing fraud

What’s the deal with the new desert mmo people either seem pretty positive on it or absolutely hate it

Social Media is kind of a nightmare when you remember bad posts from 20 years ago

people are making Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny bits right now because of Chuck Norris's death and I think its important to note that today is also literally Mr. Rogers' birthday

oooohhhh my got Lephantis was such a mind numbing boss what the fuuuuuuuuck

Not a one town-bred dandy truly loves dubstep

my uncle once sent my dad and me an email full of chuck norris jokes and 2 days later sent another that said "no love, for chuck norris jokes?"

You know what to do

They finally got his cowboy ass

I'm open for commissions. I still need to pay off a debt I owe with the deadline being the 27th. If i can poke at it and widdle it down it'll be more manageable. If you're a new follower or old one, just know i'm open for commissions!

STOP CRYING IT'S FINE. THIS USED TO ALL BE WATER. I GOT A SEMI THROUGH HERE YOU CAN GET YOUR FUCKING, TRACTORS THROUGH IT I'M TAKING THAT RELIEF MONEY

Well that's good enough I guess

I'm back yippee! Playing Timberborn today, a city builder with beavers and overwhelmingly positive reviews on Steam! www.youtube.com/live/CC11PaC...

when the freaks dm me i usually figure out their Game fairly quickly. But this , to me, is a total mystery. I cannot assess the threat level

We will see our friends again someday, so we will care for this world they left behind. And I know they will be proud of us.

I’ve got so much shit to play already though ffffff

DEATH STRANDING 2 TODAY!!!

i don’t like this painting in my hotel

I’ve never seen a motion smoothing option on a tv but I strongly suspect it looks fine and the same people who get mad about it also say playing a game at 30fps gives you brain damage

The pink creature

Lrt please

Poker Night 3

“You started it” “We did not!” “YES YOU DID YOU INVADED POLAND”

Reporter: Why didn't you notify Japan that you were going to attack Iran? Trump next to the Japanese PM: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Habour? You believe in surprise I think much more so than us."

Mother jones now The Bad Silent Hill Article website

When I was in grade school I thought "Russian Roulette" was a card game that just really sucked and no one wanted to play

Not only that, the film turns Alessa, the story's hero and main character whose self-sacrifice is the cornerstone of the plot about a girl's bodily autonomy, and turns her into a creepy girl who makes a deal with the Christian devil to fill a town with monsters for revenge.

They’ll have to catch me

No One In Family Sure Who Trip To Arboretum Is Geared Toward https://theonion.com/no-one-in-family-sure-who-trip-to-arboretum-is-geared-t-1819578779/

40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart https://theonion.com/40-year-old-not-active-enough-to-realize-body-falling-a-1847782934/

In celebration of deleting Twitter here's a collection of some of my popularest tweets, now only available here.

All forums are Reddit, all social media is twitter, all consoles are a Nintendo

Alright but I'll just go in Alphabetical Order

I think volume sliders in games should be eliminated to make sure youre always hearing what the sound designers intended for you to hear

In honor of St. Patrick’s day I have killed your friends. All your friends are dead.