Seabird
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ALIENS FIRETEAM ELITE 2 BABY
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The many, compounding branches and characterizations of slay the princess are crazy good and theres a lot of āthis is what I actually want to sayā moments in the dialogue even
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normal horse [
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*does a cool spin into the spotlight* baby I put the Star in Sinister
about 16 hours ago
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deus_ex.txt
about 16 hours ago
I have nothing, repeat nothing here.
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āļø
1 day ago
did you hear about the horrifying thing that youre powerless to do anything about
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Uncle Duke
1 day ago
gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start
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MythologyBot
about 18 hours ago
A1211.6 Primeval human pair spring from two drops of urine of creator (woman from half-drop).
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me wearing a hat and giant mustache:
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about 18 hours ago
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Iām sick to bastard death of these cookies why did I grab so many
about 19 hours ago
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I like the storytelling of Subnautica 2 and it seems generally a lot tighter than I remember the first games ea being
about 19 hours ago
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The Onion
about 19 hours ago
āIām just so goddamn fed up with all this,ā Gina Small, 29, said in a comment on the U.S. economy that one of her friends assumed was about the worldās ongoing humanitarian crises, another friend thought was about the weaponization of Americaās military against its own people.
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Everyone In Conversation Under Different Impression As To Which Horrific News Being Discussed
HENDERSON, NVāSolemnly nodding in agreement as they took turns speaking, each person engaged in an intense dinner conversation at a local restaurant Tuesday was reportedly under an entirely different ...
https://theonion.com/everyone-in-conversation-under-different-impression-as-to-which-horrific-news-being-discussed/
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Two women with pamphlets came to my door and asked me if I thought a life free from pain and suffering would ever be possible so I told them āIām not interested in any of that.ā
about 22 hours ago
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Eize Basa
about 1 year ago
I will never stop talking about this: The lovely and profound "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" is from an NYT article about the author accidentally being CC'd on an email where his friends were making fun of him for renting goats.
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The Onion
about 22 hours ago
Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It
https://theonion.com/study-most-men-believe-they-could-seduce-bear-if-life-depended-on-it/
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Jon Cartwright
about 23 hours ago
People always complaining about unnecessary sex scenes but imagine Warioware without them
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Jon Bois
1 day ago
i don't think you should be able to edit your bluesky posts. i do think that you should be able to edit the posts of anyone else who has at least 100,000 followers. the rest of you have put up with our crap for long enough and honestly it's about time we were taken down a peg
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Subnautica 2 good
1 day ago
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Yuri Dealer
1 day ago
group breastfeeding postponed due to lack of interest
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holly 2: the new heckma
1 day ago
hey again!!! the jam has started! the (somewhat optional) theme has been announced on the itch page and the creating of things can commence... merry making everybody!!! š
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BeeKirby
2 days ago
Strong Bad after December 2010
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Spec has decided that every time I open a package she's getting a treat. Gummy worms? Treat. FedEx? Treat. Clear hard plastic containing very clearly pliers? She's on her haunches kneading at my leg because she wants that treats soooo baaaad
1 day ago
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Online Dogā¢
1 day ago
i asked seabird what they would talk to me about and this is about what i expected
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GlacierClear
1 day ago
sitcom character ass wardrobe
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Ben Fleuter
2 days ago
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The Onion
2 days ago
āJesus Christ, these are the people I now feel most connected toārandom people Iāve never met in real life and probably never will,ā said a visibly distressed Andrew Riley
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Man Horrified To Find Self Seeking Community Online
FORT WAYNE, INāUpon realizing his most meaningful social interactions now took place among people he had never actually encountered in the flesh, local man Andrew Riley confided to reporters Wednesday...
https://theonion.com/man-horrified-to-find-self-seeking-community-online/
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Stein Makes Games ā”ļø Nordic Game 2026
2 days ago
Some players said the rats in my game were too cute so they didn't want to fight them. I think I found a solution:
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2 days ago
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Diane Duane
2 days ago
Spotted on Tumblrā¦
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hello thank you for the reply it has been two years and i am now a mother so i dont have time to watch youtube videos or read comments
3 days ago
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Skip, the Online Raccoon
3 days ago
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GlacierClear
3 days ago
spare a dollar? (1/2)
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Laser 'Lizard' Lluis
3 days ago
Making an educational post even though I know the bards won't read it.
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The Onion
3 days ago
Roommate Deemed Too Incompetent To Clean Bathroom
https://theonion.com/roommate-deemed-too-incompetent-to-clean-bathroom-1819568433/
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noir voice: it started with Seabird, just like it always did
3 days ago
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She fuckin ate it
3 days ago
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Oh shit mechanicus two out next week
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3 days ago
I hate Trump but hate bike lanes wayyyyyy more.
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āSubnautica 2 early access comes out tomorrow, I should grab that.ā I think to myself. āDid you like playing subnautica ?ā Well Iāll get it if thereās a big submarine that sinks
3 days ago
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Trying to remember someoneās name but I donāt wanna open outlook
3 days ago
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depths of wikipedia
3 days ago
quote from the "hobbies" section of Will Wright's article (creator of The Sims)
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āGamble with friendsā is such a great streamer bait idea I wish Iād thought of it so I could put it in a txt file and forget about it
3 days ago
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I think if more people were right about things instead of wrong about them the world would be a better place but thatās just my humble opinion
3 days ago
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Clever Mia
3 days ago
elden ring has teased out some of my best work
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poondonkus
3 days ago
"All milfs tell lies..."
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Alex Degen and 35 others
4 days ago
Iām not a meme guy but I like this one
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You hear about Nintendo? They love making video games
3 days ago
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I said AI loves to do āitās not just an X. Itās a Y.ā But most of the time itās more like āItās not X. Itās 5. AaaAABBB Bbbbunububu.ā
4 days ago
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