* So... if it helps, whenever you gotta... * You can go ahead alone. * But everything else? * We're doing it together. As a team. * And NOTHING'S gonna change that. * NOTHING! * Whether you like it or not, toothpaste boy!

* (It appears to be a light switch.) * (... huh? There's a small red cup waving at you from atop the switch.) * (... This must be what they mean by "switch-exclusive content".)

* In fact, I wonder if... d-do you think...? * I wonder if Alphys would let us switch partners, I mean? * You know, so you wouldn't have to be the one, who, um, * Gets to be, slammed into lockers, and stuff, anymore. * (Wait, I don't think I phrased that correctly...)

* I was simply relaxing in Kris's spacious Pants Hole.

MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]]

* Darkners... all become obsolete eventually. * But we aren't "real", Tenna. * We shouldn't make Lightners worry about what happens to us. * It'd just... make them unhappy, wouldn't it?

* Ohhh Wow I'm So Distracted Right Now

* Wake? No, She Has Already Awakened Too Much * Let Her Close Her Eyes And Sleep Away * Into A Darker, Darker Dream

* ... * Kris, you're right. * Like, you said a correct fact. * But you made a mistake. * The mistake of knowing me. * 'Cause when I see a big pit, * All I wanna do is jump in. * And as long as you're with me... * I'm dragging you in too!

* Susie dreamed of sunny days! * Ralsei hoped for starry nights!

Okay. Guyse? Pauseth? Pauseth for a second? So I haveth a Laser Pointere. If you could juste... Followe that? Everyone readye? Okaye go.

* Lightners! I haven't seen many of you recently. * If you didn't know, an evil ruler is taking over this world. * I don't really like politics, so I have no opinion on this.

* tem still study... study harb!!! * tem get a SMART! go to COLLEG!! achieve DREAM!! * then tem become... TEM BECOME....!! * Hahaha... As if you could even envision it.

* So... * Why wouldn't you laugh? * It's just stupid. * So stop crying, 'k? * Everything's gonna be all right.

* Chips Ahoyeth, Landlubbers! * Arrrrrr-t thou ready-eth to visiteth Davith Jones' Lockre???

* ... * ... Kris? * Let's go back there tomorrow, alright?

* (Your fingers don't fit through the top anymore.) * (You try from below.) * (... your hand became covered in cobwebs.)

* (There's a book here.) * (You lick the page...) * (It's delicious!) * (This must be what they meant by flavor text.)

* Hear that, Ralsei? * No one's gonna get thrown away. * Not you. Not me. Not Kris. * Got it?

* Um, H... Hippa... um... * Hyper Potato Mask. * That's your name, right?

* WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

* Haha, like you're one to talk, idiot! * You got so few friends... * Your mom was even happy you, heh... * ... uh, made friends with me, I guess. * ... * ... man, we could've been friends way before. * Isn't that stupid...?

* (Inside the treasure chest...) * (.. there was another WATERCOOLER!) * (But, there was also 500 POINTs)

* (I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him)

Your machine sucks ass. Is that OK?

* Huh? Did you hear something? * Honk Honk No It's Just The Sounds Of The City * Oh okay.

* I'm sorry. I... * Everything's OK, Kris. Look, I... * I'm smiling!

* Sweet! * How much do I get? * You... lost, Lancer. * You don't get any. * Oh. * Can I have some of yours? * No!

* ... * ... wait a second. WAIT a second. * Kris, did you notice how nervous she was...? * And like... blushing and stuff? * Kris, you don't think... she... uh... * She's onto our secret identities!?

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

I spend all my money on RENT and MYSTIC GEMs.

* (Huh...!? There's a hidden treasure chest here!) * (It contains... some kind of strangely slippery gloves!) * (They're labeled, "gloves that make you worse at climbing".) * (...) * (You didn't take these.)

* Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!

Heaven knows the story that we've born from our hearts Of the shadows cutting deep and the heroes that save us Heaven knows The beauty of the soul and we weep To the majesty and pray we not forget the tale of DELTARUNE

* I just * I thought if I said something different * If we did something different * If we were just kind enough * Perhaps by the time we got here... it would change. * But... but no matter what we do... * Our fate... * ... is already decided.

* Ahahahaha!! Why... why didn't the skeleton... * Have anybody to dance with? * Because... he... had no "body" to dance with! Hahahah!! * hahahahahah. good one. * not only did you totally botch that joke, but, * i'm dancin' with ya, so it doesn't make any sense. * Ahhhahahaha!!

* What do you call a man with one eye? * Why does the angel make its cry? * Who will call the girl who snows? * I don't know... ha ha ha... I don't know!

* I amst the Duke of Puzzles, Rouxls Kaard. * My hobbies includest calligraphy, lawkeeping, bugkeeping, cages... * ... and long walks in the dungeon. * Artest thou one of my admirers, worm?

* Kris! Hey, Kris! Get up! * We don't have any time to waste! * We have to get to the bottom of this! * The bottom of these two sweet, sweet, cups of juice.

* Hey... there... * Noticed you were... * Here... * It's me! * You know ME, right? * Of course you do! * I'm REAL popular! * I just! * Don't have any friends... * But it's OK, y'hear! * Because you're y'here! * Will YOU be my friend?

* Well... guess who's taking your daughter... * To the FESTIVAL tomorrow, jerk!?

* Don't... * DON'T MAKE ANOTHER FOUNTAIN!!!

You see, when it gets dark... Things become more indistinct. A chair can look like a monster. A poster can look like it's moving. Your eyes can't see the truth anymore. And when the light runs out... You see nothing.

* "Holidays happen whether you like it or not!" * "Even though everyone likes holidays."

* ... hey, Kris, you NORMALLY carry this around?

* (Susie's smile, which seemed to defeat everything) * (Shined on in front of you, and for a moment) * (It was as if all the darkness had been blown away.)

When the light is running low And the shadows start to grow And the places that you know Seem like fantasy There's a Light inside your soul That's still shining in the cold With the truth The promise in our hearts Don't forget I'm with you in the dark

* Your dad brought another bouquet. Again. * Come on man... you know you can't afford that... heh...

* So thou hath beateneth The Crappeth out of Me.

BEAKING NEWS: SPAMTON STILL AT [Large]. STILL AT [Big]. AND HE'S ONLY GETTING [Bigger]. [Growing]. [Feasting].