this summer I ordered a prebuilt pc that came with the GPU packed in separately. obviously a prime candidate for theft. and yes, of course, the package was mysteriously delayed, and when it arrived it contained only... the GPU. can't help but imagine the coen brothers writing the other side of this

Put nicer guitar picks on my christmas wishlist as a filler item but still feel goofy for it yeah lemme get uh triangles

Near completely fixed a big divot in my calf that's been there for year(s) by just... squeezing it a bunch 2 days ago The organic equivalent to getting a dent out of a bottle. Okay then

Fully cementing my role as A Fucking Nerd, I've been linux daily driving for weeks now & learned Quickshell. forgot to install CS:Source tho

four score and seven years ago i drew 2 cards from my deck

Guess who is passing a kidney stone again! 3 days before my birthday! :)

Header is getting more & more accurate over time. I ass Not yet at "ass is too big, need new clothes" but I am on pace for that soon too

Playing Deadlock a decent bit. Got Mo & Krill due to finally getting a game where I don't just get Billy, managed to luck into a good build & adjusted it for my tastes 2 games, 2 wins. Also I did good enough in a long game that an obvious new player Paige main copied me & bought Magic Carpet, lol

Some of the band t-shirts in the BL manga THE METALHEAD NEXT DOOR by Mamita:

Remembering strange things about my life. Went to a comedy show in September 2013, & my mom counted it as a birthday present. We were up on the grass so we were surrounded by weed smoke Unbeknownst to us, this was the show following Chappelle getting a bunch of racist hecklers in August

yknow the Cracker Barrel thing really fell into place for me mentally when I learned that the Steak n' Shake guy has a 9% ownership but no seat on the board. Like are people being performative about it regardless, sure, but it is definitely also that asshole trying to create pressure

Yknow at some point i should go even further in embracing the Adult Content label i got for the ass in my header

"I can see the affliction. I can like, taste Pepsi."

Went back and rewatched the Pat Finnerty video on Emo Girl again.

the other wrinkle in all these "we're banning porn for UK users!" and "bluesky isn't available in mississippi" stories that no one seems to be talking about: geo-ip is inaccurate as shit, even before VPNs get involved. you can't just detect where people are with any kind of consistency

Game: Spider-Man 2 (2004, GC) TAS Author: Natetheman223 Source: tasvideos.org/4522M

My mom is "drunk as shit" in her own words. I wonder why

pretty much fully caught up from Dora & Argo's posts and good lord the fall of ZA/UM is the most corporate fuckery I have ever seen Work on a sequel. here's some other project concepts here just for investors. oh uhm actually you'll work on this new idea instead :) oh, the idea sucks? fuck you

testing webm for converting my gifs

Hisses

Man is the warmest place to hide

Should at least load up on my random shitposts here

The wildest part about the Pete Buttigieg thing is he does in fact just eat like that, that is his eating face the porkchop one's extra bad because his ass is getting lapped by Mitt Romney. He eats so weird even a mormon can do better. Cmon man

I saw Cast Iron Discourse earlier, gonna say from personal experience: you do not have to go crazy taking care of it, just use it a bunch if it already has a coating, esp one of those rough factory ones, just let some vegetable/canola oil smoke on the cooking surface after each cook & clean

"We have ten or twelve pictures of art... but we don't have any penises stretched out on the table."

Half-Life 2 speedrunning: 2005: we don't take the car cos we can bunnyhop faster. 2025: if we rub a paintcan against a tire while saveload crouchcanceling, we permanently bisect our body's physicality and now our soul leaves our body every time we bodyslam a loot crate.

After replacing my copy of Star Wars: Episode 3 with the Mandalore Cut (made famous by a podcast episode discussing it) to mess with one of my friends while high, doing joke edits of movies has become a tradition Enjoy: bits & pieces of my version of Spider-Man (2002) with reactions dai.ly/x9nmexg

don't like seeing that odd woman in the strange pink dress & unflattering jacket you all keep making me glimpse. something unsavory & sad about her. like one of the whos from the jim carrey grinch is trying to survive in the real world

Parody of those shitty debate videos but it's about extremely niche arguments & put on by people who don't suck Is Chuck E Cheese A Restaurant? | 1 Restaurant Truther vs 20 Cheese Chuckers

My bluesky followers have been invited to an island resort to celebrate my birthday, only to learn upon arrival that I have been turned into a statue by my nemesis DINO SAURICIDE, a talking triceratops who wears sneakers. Only by besting him in a series of racing challenges across six realms can the

VLC & every other video player will support a format that only one guy in the world has ever used, but a genuine professional video editing suite will be like "uhm, i don't know what this file is, that's scary" for a container & encoding that is super common now

Been listening to Wallsocket a lot, wow I wish Michigan was real

"one of the cops ripped a poster of mao tse tung off the wall and demanded to know who it was. one of the students joked 'that's ho chi minh before he went on a diet. one week later in court the officer presented the poster as evidence, as a picture of ho chi minh."

NGL saw that pic of the fascist source the NYT are covering for, and immediately thought "is that Nick Robinson"

In honor of the Slender Man’s 16th birthday: A new video essay about the artistic potential for the crossover, not as a means to exclusively engage with narrative, but rather, to engage with our fellow artist. “Art For Each Other,” if you will.

(non derogatory)

the mario kart world soundtrack is like if you gave the hottest session musicians on earth the mandate to score a version of sportscenter where all the athletes are christian babies

Testing things for a project

Tried grabbing audio off a YouTube video, only to realize that I was an idiot for not expecting a video with the words "sucking dick & cock" in the title would be age-restricted

Went and saw Friendship in the theater today Real good, and it made my shitty dad uncomfortable so like that's a plus

Hundreds Of Beavers is, in fact, as good as your annoying friends say it is

At my brother's graduation Literacy is rough in the HS class of 2025 over here, a speech with "google defines" in it. No it doesn't. Next guy credited ChatGPT too.

Trying to watch a Tech YouTuber & he's mostly got like Tech/YouTuber voice but there are moments where he is seemingly possessed by Pat Finnerty like, he's east coast & an IT guy, he mighta worked in philly. I am choosing to instead believe that balding inducts white men into some sort of hive mind