Imagine doing this with your one precious life. Other people are out there teaching children and curing cancer and you decide to spend your time telling outrageous, laughably unbelievable lies about a dementia-addled rapist and fraud whose legacy will be nearly ending US democracy

Bracketed NBA lotto: 5 worst teams contend for a lotto for 1-4. Best record team has 55% chance to win. Then 25%, then 10%, then 7, then the worst has 3%. Then if you didn’t win you enter into a second lotto with teams 6-10 (plus whoever falls out) where they all have equal odds.

Utahs drops condierably in the 30+ range. LOTS of 16-26 year, which has steered DRAMATICALLY blue in the previous 10 years. Genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if Utah entered into play with the SAVE act. Parents of 6 don’t care about passports.

A smart DNC would tap this guy as an up and coming Everyman candidate who understands the situation and would work for everyone. The real DNC will do everything to ensure random guy will stay incumbent for his 6th term and not change anything.

AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.

He closed his most recent tour with Amish Paradise, so even he knows it’s his signature song. (He encoded the Star Wars songs)

Outside the box anti tanking: Lotto odds flat for every team that doesn’t make it out of the first round of the playoffs. (100 balls or whatever) Lotto for 1-6 Every 20 games teams get balls equal to how many games above the team below you in your conference and across in the opposing.

I still don't know why Microsoft didn't learn from Clippy. We hated him and we hate this too. Also, I can just write my own email.

Epstein case relevant again

Flavor Flav at the Olympics is a thousand times cooler than Snoop Dogg at the Olympics

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

The AI bubble RAM crisis is caused for non-existent problems by non-existent money for a non-existent infrastructure to meet non-existent demand to make non-existent business and will utterly destroy real business based on real demand and real infrastructure built with real money for real problems.

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The GOP spent millions of dollars of Trump money, lied to voters & are prematurely gloating about the success of their effort to repeal a voter-backed initiative to take power away from politicians to choose their voters. Don't let them win & steal your voice. www.saltlakecounty.gov/clerk/electi...

"Our standing rule is: If one of us brings up using GenAI in any of our work, then it's safe to assume we've been assimilated by The Thing and should be burned alive by Kurt Russell," said a game design consultant in the US.

it keeps going back and forth between being infuriating and funny how much we study this when the answer is always the same and it never matters

The pace at which US wealth concentration is rising is simply staggering The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory

TEENAGE Mutant Ninja Turtles

Yes I think the new ceo of Disney should reinstate willow and put that joint BACK on d+

UTAH - Wasatch County Republican Party Chair David Johnson arrested for allegedly “waterboarding” a teen girl for not cleaning her room. She also had bruising, and says he did it to other kids. Released on $10,000 bail. Full: www.abc4.com/news/crimes-...

Sarah is brilliant

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

We must speak plainly about the agenda Elon Musk & other MAGA leaders are pushing. It’s white nationalism. There’s no room for Black, Hispanic/Latino, Asian, Native, Jewish or all other Americans in Musk’s monocultural vision. Multiculturalism is superior. We can’t allow Musk & others to end it.

I'd also bet money that at least one of the agents running this scam has unironically worn a WWJD? bracelet at some point in the past.

An analytics standpoint is really funny way of saying “they think having better odds to get a championship is good.”

We don’t need more data. It’s really okay.

What a tribute to an Italian legend

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

This is blackout poetry to me

The $38.3 billion they are going to spend for interment camps could fund the annual budget of NASA, the EPA, and all clean energy R&D at the Department of Energy—combined.

BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding

I'm assembling a team

Saw this on Instagram. Nobody in the league is doing it like The Kings, baby! @gwiss.bsky.social

But for real this kid, who is certainly AI, absolutely rules and I hope he gets the best of all things in life.

We never punished enough. We forgave the South too much 150 years ago. We were too lenient on Nazis. We were too lenient on Nixon, on everyone in Epstein, J6ers, and so much more. This stuff isn’t solved with ethics.

CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! (I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)

Every time I think I’ve heard the cruelest thing they’ve done, they continue to surprise.

Excadrill says you're entitled to a 30 min lunch per the CBA

Remember how the jazz win total was 17.5 haha

"Join a conference, winning your conference is important!" they all said until it no longer benefit them.

ohhhh yes, make it messy Jazz

The NBA should consider not incentivizizing losing if they would like teams to try to win every game.

Also, I’ll pay the fine for the Jazz when Lauri starts the fourth, immediately fouls then checks out.

Jazz not playing Lauri for the 2 and 3 quarter, the subbing him in with 3 minutes left in the fourth is going to be so funny.

Once again: All teams that don’t make it out of the first round get 100 lotto balls. Every player that makes the playoffs gets $1M from the NBA. (Makes the playin exciting) Every win after you get eliminated from the playoffs gets you 5 ping pong balls. (Reason to play vets)

You think you’ve had a bad day? Imagine the NBA sending out a press release saying you suck so much it doesn’t matter that you sat. (Checks notes on Nurkic). Also… why didn’t they fine them for the win? This is actually a bad can of worms.