Production quality doesn’t matter as much if your third eye is open and you just fucking go for it.

Some dipshit who's never had a real job in their life can write a single NYT op-ed called something like "Millennial Poverty: How the "me" generation invented being broke" and five seconds later the wikipedia article for poverty will say "Many are saying that Millennials invented poverty"

Heh. Sadly, you may be right. I'm GenX, and sarcasm is our language. Some others speak it, too, but it often seems to sail right past too many. To be fair, though, it was *plainly* sarcasm, so it's not like it was great detective work on my part.

Dang they really got a category for everything

Rabbi Yirmeya is my dude, my ride or die, my day 1

The only “threesome” I’m interested in is The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit

(young maslow) man i need so much different shit

At this point I just assume if you know about lord of the rings more than "gollum is a lil guy" and "I think I saw the hobbit movie," you're some kind of fashy freak that needs to be put out the airlock

Wahhh Sony won’t let me buy disks Wahhh Microsoft just produces surveillance dogshit Wahhh Nintendo games are $90 Read a book, dumbass

I like to think that Discord is where I can really allow myself to be an intellectual

When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.

I met a man who proudly and bravely proclaimed that he would have sex with Elaine from Seinfeld bc he found her sexy. I was jealous of how free he was to say things like this, I asked if I could stand in his shadow for but a moment, and then I stabbed him. His freedom shamed me, scared me,

We should all aspire to work at a 0-employee company that’s 1 trillion dollars in debt

Hey y'all it's Mitch. Sorry to dip out for a minute, my wife gave me such a volcanic O I practically came my guts out. I've been on mandatory bedrest in a weeks long refractory period, but now I'm back and ready to keep spraying. We work hard play hard, and I specifically mean pork in hole style.

I was taking a piss and had the realization that hummers were the cybertrucks of the 2000s and it almost ended me right there in the bathroom

Glad to see the canon of European monster foods is getting new entries since I invented white monster in red wine kinda like how they put coke in it in Spain

This is the kind of shit that stays in your fridge till you die and the clean up crew judges your posthumous ass when they throw it in the trash

Damn so true

It’s almost a performance art critique of our whole shit as America to cheat and cajole and bribe our way to a competitive advantage in order to eat shit and lose embarrassingly in public

Nigel Farage beginning his career as a mangaka by dropping a doujin called “I Got Pulled Into Another World and Became a Level 99 Neoliberal Sex Toilet”

If chick fil a is so homophobic how come every time I go there a twink winks at me and says “my pleasure?” make it make sense, America

there appears to be some confusion over whether senator mcconnell is living or dead, which is understandable because how could you even tell

Will stancil is so annoying it makes me hate Ezra Klein less until I think about it for a second and realize I’m doing the thing where a guy sees George w bush painting a rock and he’s like omg I miss civility 🇺🇸🤔💅

lmao it would be so funny if trump had somehow read debord and baudrillard

🇺🇸 Happy 250th birthday America 🇺🇸

lol this is my favorite guy right now

We should have laws against committing to the permanent record things that you say before you’re 25

important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day

a vape that doubles as a vibrator

Ok, yes, Europeans are dumb for hating air conditioning, but everyone should get to share in the fruits of technology’s bounties. Let’s do a good old fashioned Sid Meier’s Civ tech exchange where we give them AC and they teach us how to do a riot where a rich guy gets his ass strung up from a pole

not enough people appreciate the burden of being popular and cool, it's exhausting

It is very philosopher pilled to say that a specific set of things you don’t like is ontologically evil

A friend of mine got some extremely fire pics of me at the last Too Late Show. Very excited to bring our brand of absurd bullshit to dragoncon this September

Silicon Valley guys will read the first half of the title of the philosophy book, “The Coming Surveillance State Innovations and how They’re Categorically Evil,” and they’ll immediately post on X the everything app “Wow, surveillance state innovations are exciting and very cool!”

Vacationing with my neurodivergent family rules, we accidentally watched like 4 episodes of some trash reality show about Cajuns hunting gators and now everyone has a gator hunting name and they all talk like they’re from the swamp

I’m inventing the mildstone, which is a tiny milestone you can show your boss if you’re feeling lazy that week

Damn good point, anon

What the fuck is going on with ufc

This whole thread is straight from the mouth of god

Can I get an ooo wah ah ah ah for my sober brothers

Might want to look up archive while you’re in there

When your HOA fees get too high you have to rent out homes in your gated community called the plantation to feral packs of white trash that will overuse your elevators so maybe just think about that before you NIMBY more affordable housing, one day I might be in your ur elevator

Sometimes I like to pop into the homestuck wiki and read a couple of paragraphs of a random article to remind myself that I don’t need to know everything about online™️

The trump administration is like a tarot deck for broken masculine archetypes. You never want to BE one of these guys but you can learn about yourself through the spiritual resonances you identify in the various guys. I was a “can you hold my sourkraut, babe,” guy, it’s why I procured my own bag.

Look I know journalists are all suicidal but we need to get some cocaine to the post ASAP this is getting depressing

Did he ever get this resolved? I’d really like to hear a full-throated defense of this position

pretty sure Trevor Moore would think this is hysterical

my fade and I saw you from across the bar and really like your vibe