This means shits about to blow up. Or the freezers fucked. One or the other.

I'm one lucky camper.

that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth

Gotta feel like you're in control of something.

The world would be a better place if all the dumbfucks, fuckwads, fuckwits and shitwads of the world would shut the fuck up, and fuck off.

she is Rory Calhoun-coded

It isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but I’ve been saying for a decade: On Cinema At The Cinema is an incredibly rich cultural “key” to understanding the nightmare we’re trapped in, and it keeps getting more and more prophetic (and IMO funnier and funnier). A monumental work that will be studied for years

Now we're cooking

The boys are back

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

Hey if you're a young adult in the US pay very close attention to the moment because in shockingly few years the popular account of who did or said or supported what right now will be at times unrecognizable. Don't let that break your brain or just you, as a person.

“That's 40 *cents*. Cents are a form of currency one hundred times smaller than the reál. I'm not even going to take this. Come back when you have 130 reál.” Isn't it... evil? The order of magnitude between what is asked of a person -- and what they have?

@mst3kofficial.bsky.social any insight on this?

Hey gang I am now officially a POWER USER of this site and have some suggestions on how to make it Profitable and Welcoming to fellow POWER USERS. Step 1: Be nice to me

“this edible ain’t shit” 30 mins later:

He's Italian

(guy who has opinions on judges) Yeah. I'm voting for that one judge or perhaps the opponent if they make a strong enough case to be elected judge. I'm not sure yet. It will be interesting to see who wins and becomes judge later on.

jesus christ

No...NO

There's a dog in the hallway

what the fuck

I would love a jet pack man if I were being honest. No music or pyro or fancy lights. Just a dude jetpackin' for a few minutes. No commentary. No response. The game just starts again. The announcers don't mention it. Maybe not even televised.

See you there

Why on earth is this tagged as "rude?"

Back when I was a little kid my older brother would punch me on the shoulder and as soon as I was like “I’m telling.” He would say “Bryan made me hurt my hand” anyway, I saw that the ICE dipshit got internal bleeding from standing next to a car

not only do you not have to tolerate this kind of stuff, tolerating it will lead to the elimination of tolerance itself. they have no wish to live in a pluralistic multicultural democracy, that's a choice they made. unfortunately for them we still de jure live in one and we should keep it that way

we've sort of reached the platonic ideal of the paradox of tolerance here. they've repudiated the social contract, thus it definitionally no longer protects them or binds you vis-a-vis them

I am Peach Fuzz

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

what's up with the grinch becoming freakishly popular/ omnipresent in the cultural imagination

dawg who let sea-bass play quarterback

Can't fucking go ANYWHERE without seeing this shit.

If you want to imagine what the canceled "Mutant League Basketball" game would look like, here you go.

PULLING ! ! !

Someone is really mad at College H.U.N.K.S

You can surround it with as many bullshit words as you want I know Majora's Mask when I see it.

We love Big Mike

There is a cyber truck at the mall where I buy my Peace Frog stickers and I never realized that they just have one big wiper on the windshield. Every new detail just adds to the grotesqueness.