Happy Jack

When an insurance company is deciding whether to pay for your medical treatment, it generates a file, which should contain all records associated with your case, including documents explaining why the claim was denied. You have a right to see this file. (Published May 2023)

Biblically Accurrate Dracula sometimes called Draccurate Biblicacula

The Passion of the Christ is the most violent movie I’ve ever seen and it always bums me out when I hear about kids and old people watching it. I can’t believe my late grandmother watched in a theater. Totally fucked

The Batman: Part 2: The Place of the Birds with Necks Going Crazy

Sundowning seems like a lot of fun if you are in a position of power

Enlisted service members have rights — you have options! aboutfaceveterans.org/military-res...

Instant mashed potatoes are perfectly decent, but so insanely optimized re: cost, time, effort, and cleanup that there is basically no reason to ever make mashed potatoes from scratch other than ego

Two over medium, sausage, white toast, double hashbrowns double covered and peppered, coffee, water and a small oj. I may get a pecan waffle or I may not but I will need pancake syrup either way to put on the sausage

Waffle House is important

Guys are replacing our fucked-up gutters that we’ve complained caused leaks after five years, and they’re doing it at 4:30 PM on a Friday

I’ve lives in Atlanta basically all my life and even hiked Stone Mountain, but never seen the side w the carvings until a couple of years ago. As soon as I saw it, my deep gut reaction was that the United States is permanently fucked and has been for some time ☹️

A demon physically attacked Tucker Carlson. He will become the next president of the united states and re-attack Iran.

I have this framed in my office

Good Friday

Watching a cable news segment is like smoking a cigarette if nicotine made you afraid

“It is beneath my dignity to let myself be run over by any trolley, and particularly this trolley, burdened as it is by a cape and a stupid hat.” I wrote for Defector about boycotting Harry Potter, the ‘safe’, kindly face of anti-trans politics: defector.com/its-time-to-...

What curiosity does to a species

I made chicken a la king

How bad is it when the news says an F-15 Eagle, my Favorite Fighter Jet, was shot out of the sky by America’s Current Adversary and my immediate reaction is, “good, serves them right?”

created a gfm to help offset the costs of saving my firstborn’s life. he’s getting labs today and goes in for treatment on 4/13, where i have to pay $3900 up front. anything folks can contribute asap will be a tremendous help. thank you 💞 gofund.me/2e046aec3

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Good morning! It is April 3rd in the United Socialist States of America. Today we commemorate the Day of Fishing. Fishing is skill and recreation! We celebrate the Kern River rainbow trout, oncorhynchus mykiss gilberti. Jane Goodall was born today in 1934; Warren Oates died on this day in 1982.

This has never happened in the history of the world. I served or worked the bar in every kind of establishment for many years, from diners to Michelin-starred restaurants and not once has anyone ever asked such a thing.

The middle ages in Europe were basically powered by the idea that you can kill as many people as you want, as long as you ask for and receive absolution afterwards. Its the model that capitalism is based on, a selective waiver of morality based on predicted outcomes

Christianity is probably the most dangerous force on earth

Real talk: the Easter story is a story about an organizer getting arrested and executed and the bad guy in the story is the police

I am Pontius Pilate

I am a false prophet, God is a superstition

I am Jesus

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." -Thomas Pynchon

This shit made yall feel better about the genocide?

This Superman movie is stupid

Hegseth is an idiot and a monster, a disgraceful racist, but also armies should not have chaplains and priests should not be soldiers

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

The US has the fewest parties represented in our national legislature of any country in the industrialized world. We don't just need better candidates--we need a new political system with more parties.

Who is this sick fuck

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

I got too many systems. I need to smush em down into one system

I was raised in equal parts by PBS and adult swim

Of the cancelled white geniuses this one still stings me maybe the most but you know what? I’m okay with that. Fuck this evil dude, I wouldn’t watch his shit if you paid me

A qualified immunity case ruling handed down by a Trump-appointed FedSoc judge, where have I seen this before (Disclaimer: Alex Taylor, CEO of Cox Enterprises, which owns the AJC, led the fundraising of "Cop City", a potential conflict of interest the AJC fails to disclose in their reporting.)

I am a false prophet, God is a superstition

my hair turning white at this like a guy in a lovecraft story who gets a glimpse of azathoth

🚨 HEI News Alert🚨 "The Our/On Cinema Movie Expertise Event has been a great Hit. Movie buffs have been learning a lot about Motion picture cinema and it has been great to be recognized for my Expertise." - Gregg Turkington Read the full article here: heinetwork.tv/2026/04/02/m...

Who invented motion smoothing and why aren’t they in prison

Im sitting

...I know guilting people is fucking stupid, but. Y'all. Some horrible, random woman is now a millionaire because she called a child a nigger. We can at least get Luanne to goal.

Also if you live in NYC, a low lift thing you can do to support adequate funding for our libraries is to make a copy of these half sheets and drop them off in public places in your communities. Also share with co-workers, family members, etc.. drive.google.com/file/d/1Cm2L...

Justice for Pam Bondi