Topeka and it isn’t close

My president.

Again, again, a bucket of salty water will disable, probably permanently, these lethal spy machines.

wish my neighbors invited me to the carne asada

for every 20 likes, I will give Ed Baldwin more cheese on his spaghetti

In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport

Holy shit this goes hard as fuck

Thank you Mr president happy easter

If the US actually did destroy a bunch of power plants in Iran it would be a serious war crime. Not as in “I’m morally indignant” as in “there needs to be a serious, methodical effort to keep track of who did what when, and then prosecute those people” starting from the bottom up

A good one by James Tate

The space program is also excellent PR for weapons manufacturers like Lockheed Martin But lets be clear that they know how to do things like this in part because of their expertise in building killing machines, which is priority one www.lockheedmartin.com/en-us/produc...

Counterpoint: this is extremely funny in a “we’re all gonna die” kind of way

“Praise be to Allah” —President DONALD J TRUMP, Easter morning 2026

LADY JESSICA: use the voice, paul PAUL ATREIDES: c̵̊͜h̷͕̃i̷͎͐c̵̭̑k̶͚̀e̷͙̾n̵̲̐ ̸̝͐s̵͍̆t̷̻͝r̴̢̔i̵̬͌p̵̡͛s̵̩̑ ̷̤̽f̶̲͂ǒ̴̢r̶̠̈ ̵̖͌d̷̪͂î̵͖n̵̰̒n̸̝̓e̸̮͑r̶͙͂ ̴̗̽á̷͕ğ̶̪a̴̝͂í̶͓n̵͓͂

Happy 31st Birthday to Alien Lanes Released on April 4th, 1995

5 is the minimum

My family refuses to adopt the new language and calendar system i invented with AI

Reminder: including alt-text on your images is helpful in many ways! It increases accessibility, can add context/detail, makes search more effective, & can improve your reach (a lot of us won’t re-share images without alt-text). If you set it as required in accessibility settings, you can’t forget!

You can unwrap the earth surface and atmosphere like the skin of an orange and flatten that shit out and the atmosphere will stay on and become flat

You might have to cover up your Harry Potter tattoos, but I’ll never need to cover my knuckle tattoos that say MOBY DICK GOOD BOOK unless someone notices that my left hand says “dick book”

I think I probably hate Andre Dickens more than is healthy

When white people smoke dmt they see the inside of a weird Target

Trillions of dollars a year to occlude this point

Gas is $11 a gallon and Jeffrey Epstein is on the moon

My wife is the kind of woman who should have an instrumental piece that is just the spookiest, nastiest riff ever w no lyrics but the name of the song is just her name

Its cool to be legally married to someone who you’ve known for a long time who like, bewitches you

Okay so here’s my actual Bluesky-is-dying hypothesis: The entire web is dying. Users aren’t going from BlueSky to another site (x/insta/threada/tiktok). Users are going to chatbots. I know traffic to news sites has cratered (like 90%). My hunch is traffic to all the social platforms is down too.

imagine meeting Jesus in real life, like if he just walked up to wherever you are right now. I’m an atheist but this concept fills me with dread. I have internalized so much guilt that even the thought of meeting “actual Jesus Christ” is not like “cool I will help you bc I’m a benevolent god”

Easter week is hitting different now that I’m Swamp Thing pilled

Happy Jack

When an insurance company is deciding whether to pay for your medical treatment, it generates a file, which should contain all records associated with your case, including documents explaining why the claim was denied. You have a right to see this file. (Published May 2023)

The Passion of the Christ is the most violent movie I’ve ever seen and it always bums me out when I hear about kids and old people watching it. I can’t believe my late grandmother watched in a theater. Totally fucked

The Batman: Part 2: The Place of the Birds with Necks Going Crazy

Sundowning seems like a lot of fun if you are in a position of power

Enlisted service members have rights — you have options! aboutfaceveterans.org/military-res...

Instant mashed potatoes are perfectly decent, but so insanely optimized re: cost, time, effort, and cleanup that there is basically no reason to ever make mashed potatoes from scratch other than ego

Two over medium, sausage, white toast, double hashbrowns double covered and peppered, coffee, water and a small oj. I may get a pecan waffle or I may not but I will need pancake syrup either way to put on the sausage

Waffle House is important

Guys are replacing our fucked-up gutters that we’ve complained caused leaks after five years, and they’re doing it at 4:30 PM on a Friday

I’ve lives in Atlanta basically all my life and even hiked Stone Mountain, but never seen the side w the carvings until a couple of years ago. As soon as I saw it, my deep gut reaction was that the United States is permanently fucked and has been for some time ☹️

A demon physically attacked Tucker Carlson. He will become the next president of the united states and re-attack Iran.

I have this framed in my office

Good Friday

Watching a cable news segment is like smoking a cigarette if nicotine made you afraid

“It is beneath my dignity to let myself be run over by any trolley, and particularly this trolley, burdened as it is by a cape and a stupid hat.” I wrote for Defector about boycotting Harry Potter, the ‘safe’, kindly face of anti-trans politics: defector.com/its-time-to-...

What curiosity does to a species

I made chicken a la king

How bad is it when the news says an F-15 Eagle, my Favorite Fighter Jet, was shot out of the sky by America’s Current Adversary and my immediate reaction is, “good, serves them right?”