when its shot day

Objection: fuck you

Death of the author doesn't mean "I've outsmarted the author by ruining the intended experience"

its so rare for the answer to a headline to be a resounding "yes. absolutely"

everyone. focus all your mental energy on jay. imagine jay sharting. we can make it happen

Suletta Mercury

loser behavior

okay, i'm on mastodon now at jorts.horse/@mxsaturn if you wanna follow me there

i have applied to join a Mastodon Instance

SURE WOULD BE NICE IF I HAD SIX POINT NINE THOUSAND FRIENDS RIGHT NOW anyways looking for 6.9k of my friends

PSA for the trans folks, this is where buddy-buddy engineer paul thinks of us. still wanna hang? this is in reply to saying i was disappointed (literally “damn dude, from you?”) so he doubled down on the CEO’s “waffles” shitpost in response to why [that fucker] is still here

Her breasts clicked and clacked, like a couple of car nerds were hosting a call in advice show from her bosom

what mastodon are the faggots on

do you think telling us to shut up and behave is going to work??

but yeah this is the infantile C suite we’re dealing with

mf is just blocking every trans woman who points out that this sucks

okay just found the game within a game in @landlord.quest

any mutuals with other socials able to share this for me? it’s 7pm now and i haven’t said anything to the landlord yet because last month he asked me to be on time next payment. this is the next payment.

thanks for clarifying what precisely you are trying to fix

chat is this good

we dont have time for folks round these parts who dont respect our plural family members 😤

wake up, see the latest from queer cis “allies,” vomit, move on with my day

Captain: Kirk, James Tiberius First/Science Officer: Spock Comms: Uhura Mariner shit: Beckett Mariner Ops: Harry Kim Medical: Dr. T’Ana Chief Engineer: Reg Broccoli

(it’s out today, but what a piece of shit!)

IT’S MOVE-IN DAY!! That’s right, Landlord Quest has been officially released and it’s now available for purchase on Itch and Steam! Itch (Windows and ScummVM): katbrush.itch.io/landlordquest Steam (Windows only): store.steampowered.com/app/3919720/...

i bought this on Itch and i was tapping around on my ipad in literally 2 minutes the dream of the 90s is alive

my manager just full throat burped on mic

we’ve seen Sarah Silverman and The Rock so far. i’m hitting her with Think Tank next and not letting her look at the opening credits so she gets the full alien makeup jumpscare

so I'm talking to my girlfriend about ibo and she suggested that we use the alaya vijnana system to link two people to each other to see if it could force connection or better understanding and luckily we already have a show about this very subject 1998's scathing political satire, catdog

gundamb

slowly giving Kitt the tour of Voyager’s Most 90’s Guest Stars

(queuing up the series finale of Lower Decks) Kitt: Hey they’re always renewing Futurama. That shows rips off Star Trek…. transitive property…..

Taking control of your own education is one of the best gifts that you can give yourself. And with a free JStor account, accessing reputable sources to learn has gotten a lot easier!

“The Simpsons Movie was a critical and commercial success, grossing $536.4 million worldwide, becoming the eighth-highest-grossing film of 2007, as well as at the time the second-highest-grossing traditionally animated film and the highest-grossing film based on an animated television series,

AI could never do this

god help me if i go back to grad school though

Like, fuck EA and all, but I don't love that Jared and the Saudis are purchasing one of the biggest videogame companies in the world. Powerful conservative ideologues are seemingly taking over everything, including the arts, and it worries me very much.

the AI nostalgia videos earnestly working on people is so funny like you would not survive two seconds in a fantasy novel, how the fuck do you fold to an Artefact so easily

There’d be something poetic about EA taking a leveraged buyout and getting their IP sold off and inevitably getting shut down, if only the tens of thousands of people it would meaningfully affect were not the exact same working class whose studios were acquired by EA and shut down and their IP lost

the Remmick Maneuver

so hey! this is the weekend of our eviction (court tomorrow) AND the government is like declaring war on my city?? so if you want to help two beautiful traumatized transes on a triple scary weekend, appreciate u 💜 (take care of urself 1st babe) vmo: ellemeff paypal.me/ellemeff $fionasnapple

stop laughing it’s the plural of indicum

heh heh look at me Peg, I'm a 𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘵

i can hear the siren call of library science

i look so hot todau

The 2010s were wild. For some reason we thought BreadTube was a thing. We let theater kids live rent-free in our minds because they had lighting set-ups before anyone else did

this protein powder is dairy-free? no way

i was short $900 to cover just rent and transport in July i was short $1400 to cover rent, tanspo, and meds/doctors in August and I'm looking at something in the same ballpark for September every little bit helps me survive a little longer

anyway if anyone wants to help venmo: @ / PabloColibriO cashapp: $PabloColibriO links: gofund.me/f133e2cd9 YouTube.com/AmateurCrastinatorAC (every sub and click helps)