some day i would like to have a pet bird

Pepperoni to you (and also with you)

girl who buys sock yarn instead of doing laundry

do u rly think i give a darn

why are dragons so dramatic all the time? you’d think in your centuries long lifespan you’d learn to fuckin take a chill pill

send me a receipt after you’ve sent something and I’ll mail you a little geometric drawing somewhat like this

I'm glad we all agree that 🦎 is the threshold salamander emoji

five jobs i had banging yr mom fuckin yr dad threesome with both couples therapist divorce lawyer

Hole! Hole! Hole! Hole! Hole! Hole! Hole! Hole!

imagine being so good at a crime that they actually rename the crime after you, like if you were so great at doing murders nobody called it "getting murdered" anymore but instead called it "getting [your name]d." For Charles Ponzi, this is no mere hypothetical

so i guess im playing ff14 again 😔

jackin in to the matrix Jillin’ off to the gaytrix

u can jack in here

Neighbor detained this morning! Please help if you can!

t4t posts about getting fisted (1) => chats (2) => met (1)

yourself, but as a cartoon

gonna try to keep up on this daily draw no. 1

did u kno: i am a Star Trek Discovery klingon design apologist

"CBP stays at the border" might sound like a win, but keep in mind that this is what "the border" means to them www.aclumaine.org/know-your-ri...

hey, whatcha doin back there?

⚠️HEY EVERYONE if you don't mind sharing this so i can find other people making music on here or other musicposters⚠️

eat shit! amuro! eat shit! amuro!

alone in my room laughing manically, dubbed by brad swaile

deadnamed in a work email :]

Dragon Warrior (NES - 1989)

Earlier I got really stoned and put on The Lord of The Rings extended edition (as one does on a snow day) and at the moment when Galadriel reviels her ring to Frodo, I imagined her saying to him "This is the ring Nenya. It's short for Nenya business!" And then walking away

EX: What were the origins of DIRTY PAIR? Takachiho: In Japan, the Pink Lady idol group was becoming popular. And at the same time, there was this female pro wrestler team named "Beauty Pair." It gave me an idea. The origins of the Lovely Angels from EX's 1997 interview with Takachiho Haruka.

looking for jobs anywhere and everywhere, please continue to tell all your friends in media & production about how awesome I am

at the end of a game people say gg to honor all the gooner girls

So I've taken up taking photos of my cursed apartment building. I decided to use them to make screenshots for a fake video game exploring it I plan to make more of these fake game artifacts with my cursed apartment tour photos 💾

We need Bowser more than ever

they’ve radicalized the cock posters

By Grabthar's hammer what a savings

you know i'm something of a post-boy myself

made a lil critter haro

“AMURO, GENKI DAMA! AMURO, GENKI DAMA!”

YouTube's advertisement algorithm is cooked. AI sexbot ads getting classified as being for candy

just woke up again this morning. uh wow, fuck

mentally well enough to have and maintain hobbies. it's so good it's so good

Random car mechanic in Hill Valley 2015: “Ok so you want a Mr Fusion hooked up to your antique car? No problem, good call converting away from gas” “Oh no, no its for… another thing.” “Another… so *dont* hook it up to the engine?” “Correct” “Like, not even for emergencies?”

watching an ethnomusicologist on youtube and he just kissed his cat (who was in his lap the whole time) mid sentence and i think im ovulating

i call this “riding the scree”

I deleted TikTok back when the Oracle purchase was announced but if you've still got it, you GOTTA dump it. Especially for trans folks. It straight up says in the new TOS that they--Oracle, the company that has active ties to the Trump admin--are monitoring and documenting trans and NB users.

taking ketamine and listening to the lamb lies down on broadway just like god intended when she wrote genesis

Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ (1986)

Happy Phlox Phriday!

Still don't know whether I'll get the money back that I was defrauded of, but it's been 2 weeks and I still haven't heard shit from the fraud dept or anyone else So I'm scrambling If I get $50 today I post titties If I get $100 I post ass If I get $200 I post full frontal DONATE AND BOOST 💕💸