instant vlasic

Surgery (repost)

we’re just going to brunch, girl. you don’t need to be stoned for every single thing.

when i was a kid i used to be afraid of dogs but now every dog likes me

Okay, but UBI is based. More than hundred trials, and every one succeeded. But the ultra rich would only be able to have two houses and a small yacht so it's extremism or something.

happy #makeaterriblecomicday2026 to all who celebrate

Went no contact with her today. A month ago we were getting matching tattoos and now we're no contact. Wild. "slut era" I whisper to myself

Now that I'm single again I'm just gonna get real weird with it

good morning i broke up with my girlfriend today

In America if you touch the president's special slime pool they send you to prison

what is a woman. what is a transsexual woman. what is a gay woman. what is a fat woman. what is a lonely woman. what is a successful woman. what is a failed woman. who is it who is asking this. who is it who is answering this. who is it who is reading this. who is it who is reposting this

Buddy it ran for 9 seasons and then it ended. And after it ended it spent probably another ten years in syndicated reruns. It did not "vanish." I'm sure there was probably a story behind why the last 2-3 seasons were kind of crap but it also seemed like the show had a good run and was getting old

this is the literal plot of the first muppet movie

ME: i have cleaned your litter box and filled your food bowl and checked your water fountain filter, what is wrong CAT: [plaintive mewl of an existential suffering never before known on this earth]

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new sticker drop, yo

I'm a legitimate businesswoman

the envelope knows what it did

Gonna miss this pumpkin-headed freak RIP Oliver Tree 🛴💨

What if we just believed young people when they say it’s because of climate change and being broke?

some oomfs would love to be called this

People thinking a show with a guy in it called FISTO was intended to be the height of heterosexuality is crazy

patreon request of Denise Bryson 🏳️‍⚧️ happy pride!

women simping for women 💪🏼

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All im saying is that if you treat your team like human fuckin beings

As Democratic pols from Texas to New York indulge anti-trans propaganda, it's worth revisiting @mady.cat's 2024 piece on one of the impacts of this betrayal. Abandoning trans communities isn't just irredeemably evil, it's electorally disastrous: transnews.network/p/abandoning...

being transgender is amazing and beautiful, transitioning is one of the greatest choices you can ever make and i hope more people realize that its not dangerous or evil, but liberating

Fuckin get it, dude

I'm so fucking happy, y'all

repost if you agree

Red hair!!!

best possible daikatana ad would be: JOHN ROMERO'S ABOUT TO MAKE YOU A GAME

very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version