I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.

"And so dynamite it was"

The fact we have Free Bird for handbell ensemble and not Rocky Top bothers me youtu.be/58r1_19Ytgg?...

Good morning, John Bonham was not normal youtu.be/RXScsqcdMOA?...

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

Happy Cerveza Cristal day to all who celebrate

PSA:

Federal workers have been given about 48 hours to explain what they accomplished last week. Elon Musk says not responding will be taken as a resignation. apnews.com/article/elon...

Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

you love to see it. gov hochul comes out strong.

The employee is Gavin Kliger. He’s been named by multiple large news orgs. Not sure why NBC won’t.

Dear @nytimes.com, you don't *have* to publish obvious bullshit to claim you're being fair and balanced. You're supposed to report truth. And you have great reporters on staff who are all harmed when you publish blatant, obvious regime-driven propaganda bullshit

RFK Jr. Debuts New Free School Lunch Program: bit.ly/4aYCRHf

to try and sweep this up into one perfect joke: I don't think it's fair to judge people on their appearance. I do think it's fair, however, to judge them on their Holy Grail selection process

Conclave, my favorite film of the year, is now streaming on Peacock, if anybody was waiting for it.

We got it right with outdoor dining spaces. Handing space back to cars is a serious urban regression.

Guys, you're still trying to replace Twitter. I'm telling you we can't do it. Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.

Don't let anyone ever tell you your handle isn't valid.

Negril had one of the nicest outdoor dining setups in Brooklyn. It was designed by Rockwell Group. Today, thanks to our car-brained mayor and City Council, it's being torn down so it can become three or four parking spaces.

I don't post often on Substack, but today felt like a good day to write about my decision to cancel my @nytimes.com subscription. I'd been wanting to for a while, but the last straw was them publishing the "hey, you don't need to vote" nonsense. Enjoy! mirandayaver.substack.com/p/why-i-canc...

Hochul "paused congestion pricing because it doesn’t poll well. It didn’t poll well before it was instituted in London or Stockholm, either, where it has been solving gridlock, increasing bus ridership and reducing asthma rates. Opinion shifted in those cities after residents saw the benefits."

Average American president has been convicted of .74 felonies

COME WIT IT NOW

Lol