I'm gatekeeping. if it lasts less than a full work day that's not a goon sesh, that's just masturbation. you gotta work it for hours with a state of the art twelve monitor setup and $6000 speakers filling the room with sex noises or it isn't gooning. that's not what the word means.

straight women truly wasting their time fujo'ing out about men's hockey of all things. if i'm being GENEROUS it's the third-most homoerotic of the major sports after baseball and basketball. but nobody ever listens to wise old mattie...

How to make friends: Step 1 - open deadlock Step 2 - enter game Step 3 - bark in all chat

Cis lesbians are so greedy. You’re telling me you have your own pussy AND you’re trying to eat someone else’s?

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

I think God is a bit of a Mary Sue

I thought that, as a top, playing tank in world of Warcraft would be satisfying. The issue is that in real life when you drag four nerds through a dungeon you get to cum in their asses

Money doesn't grant value for hard work or give you the ability to create, it restricts what you can do and what you can imagine doing.

Tired of ads on YouTube or your favorite streaming service? Suck off a girl instead! Head has no ad breaks ^-^

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here u go u sickos

It’s me, your femboy gamer gf

I feel weird saying this, just quoting this as the origin point of my thoughts today, but I've had a vagina longer than I haven't, & more and more trans women I know have had vaginoplasty, so I keep feeling alienated both from womanhood and transness when we're just assumed to all be non op.

Every guy in a videogame:

Having heard a lot of stories about trans people’s childhoods, it’s disheartening how often the success or failure of a trans adult comes down to a child’s ability to convince their parents that they are a person.

Wow finally a relatable one

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Everyone should be nicemaxxing. You should be kindmogging everyone

posting this here first cause I like yall more (dont tell instagram) @meatcvnt.bsky.social and i went out to see the aircal livery and saw much more than that yesterday :))

So many arguments in favor of dismissing what trans women say have the same intellectual weight as a kindergartner saying "yeah, well, you're stinky and have the wrong color backpack"

Nostalgia is age regression for cowards.

What if a femboy watched a movie?

I love memes that work even if you don’t understand the language

You ever think about how women on dating apps are a customer and a product?

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

The average ASMR video

"All you had to do was pay us enough to live" Forces of capitalism, these are the Canaries in your coal mine. Pay attention to them. Might be important. Just might be. "All you had to do was pay us enough to live" www.instagram.com/reel/DW412NV...

trans women, do yourselves a favor and start weightlifting. we promise you you’re not going to get super masc bulky. start targetting those legs and glutes, work those hips, hell hit your back and arms too, just trust us on this

I’m 41 today! The last year was a doozy. Melanoma is the deadliest form of skin cancer and my face carries the scar. I did this shoot to commemorate that time and honor my scar. Get your skin checked!

DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Me: you know I was my college football team’s number 1 receiver Them: I didn’t know you played football Me: oh me? No I never played

next time we should try a government staffed by people who are good at their jobs to see if things work out better

I've been openly trans for over 20 years, on HRT for 19, if you are trans or questioning and have questions, or just want sympathy and commiseration about ANYTHING (social, historical, biological, pharmacological, psychological) hit me up I'll do my best to make time for you.

Can an orc girl find a boyfriend in this city?

Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft

You banked sperm because you might want to have children later, I banked sperm because I am into findom and I wanted to pay to jack off. We are not the same.

The lesbian version of twink death is when your forklift certification expires

Really feeling myself

Good morning chat

one of my favorite pieces of trans art is 'you make me sick', described in the second image. i saw this post in 2015 and it has always stayed in the back of my mind. i guess it may seem a little outlandish but i have always found it to be poignant

holy shit

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.