Defo Roots Manuva here for me. Belter!!

Headline: 'Kemi will cut £200 off bills by drilling in North Sea'. Actual quote: 'I'm not saying it's going to go onto your bills'. @mrjamesob.bsky.social wants to know what's going on with the 'drill baby drill' brigade.

It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌

Star Trek: The Next Generation, possibly the best television show ever, is not about spaceships shooting lasers at each other, it is about a man who represents the best of us trying to teach his robot son to be human while debating whether humans even deserve to exist with his best frenemy, God.

*screaming in rage* BUT THAT'S NOT A MINI EGG THEN IS IT

Some thread this!! Brilliant!! 😆😂😆😂

Leave means leave.

Beautiful stuff

Pathetic and juvenile. But that’s what you’ll get from a far left populist I suppose. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Just a deeply unserious politician. It’s such a shame. The 15% strategy Zack is pursuing will win the Greens a handful of new MPs and Reform hundreds.

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Did not have this on my bingo card for 2026…

Years ago, my mother-in-law started reading The Exorcist. She said it was the most evil book she’d ever read, so she threw it into the sea. I bought another copy, soaked it, and left it by her bed.

Love this, top notch approach to life

Screw Monday. Enjoy some dance music. #RaveyardShift

Reposted with ALT cos its funny . How using an algorithim to select photos for your news article is going:

Useful :-)

You probably won't see this being reported widely anywhere, because everyone prefers to use Palantir (brought in by the Tories) as a stick to beat Labour with... Ping @warrenoates1.bsky.social , @viviane49.bsky.social

Here's one way to speak to Bluesky developers who are pretty determined not to listen

“De Zerbi” and “Long Term”! Top banter club!! 😆😂😆😂

so what you’re saying is that immigrants haves failed to respect a nation’s laws & don’t integrate into the culture

...and @deanrmarsh.bsky.social (which I've been listening to while making this week's playlist and... well... 🔥🔥🔥) www.mixcloud.com/deandeep/dea... 💥 But that's not all!

... @westhamdave89.bsky.social... www.mixcloud.com/CuttersChoic... 💥

Not content with that, we have not one, not two, but THREE full mixes to enjoy, courtesy of @dannykelly.bsky.social... www.mixcloud.com/OneNightOnly... 💥

Palm Sunday 🙏 hope you can spend the day with your family Be safe Be kind always be respectful to others 😎☮️🎶☀️🐣☕️ busy day 😉✌️

Iso 48 1 and a half hours of all things House I'm loving right now (oh and a smidge of techno) There's some absolute sublime tracks in here... www.mixcloud.com/deandeep/dea...

Hahaha

"Act of domination" latest

This looks grim. But it’s also an interesting test for all the grifters who use the meaningless phrase ‘Judeo-Christian values’ as a euphemism for hatred of Muslims.

Hi everyone! 👋 Sita and I are back to hosting and so excited to start a new 🎶 challenge #ScavengerHunt2 We’re playing on Bluesky only. Let's start with some silly fun on April 1st! 🎶 🎉 Who’s in?

 @ro-cocco.bsky.social

Revealed: Farage’s farming adviser calls for wheat prices to double - despite cost of living crisis Coupled with Reform’s policies to import US chlorinated chicken & frack rural areas, it’s clear that Farage would be a disaster for the countryside: www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.

This really is essential reading. And I think back to my thoughts at the time. We had the worst possible government at the worst possible time.

Michael Grade is EIGHTY THREE YEARS OLD. The idea of this angry old granddad "regulating" the modern media and telecoms environment is like hauling in Petula Clarke to run Radio 1

Time to clear out these deadbeat dinosaurs. They're all just different versions of latter-day John Cleese

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Is it any wonder our media ecosystem is such a mess? The guy in charge of the supposedly impartial watchdog is slagging off the BBC to the right wing Telegraph - which is hostile to the BBC - & defending the fact his organisation has let GB News act share misinformation and constantly promote Reform

The clocks go forward every second of every day, always. You should be used to it.

The regulator is there to make sure news channels don’t break the rules. But somewhere along the line, it stopped doing its job. Why? ✏️Chris Banatvala

every comment section needs at least one guy just fucking losing it for no reason

I see no problem here. Hard to disagree with and easy to chant.

Attacks on synagogues and Jewish shops in the UK, Europe and the US don’t hurt Netanyahu. They just hurt ordinary Jews | Jonathan Freedland www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Remembering Astrud Gilberto on her birthday with this playlist. Perfect Sunday morning music 🇧🇷▶️ open.spotify.com/playlist/2JL...

#LookAndSee (362) #MusicChallenge #MusicSky We’re In This Love Together - Al Jarreau youtu.be/otVH5cv9z1A?...

The Reform party Treasurer is citing articles 6 and 7 of the European Convention on Human Rights in writing to the government to oppose the proposed £100k cap on donations from voters resident abroad. Reform would quit the ECHR www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...

HE’S BEEN

Ipswich Town are now getting mocked for the furore over rolling out the red carpet for Farage by…. Reform’s own twitter admin. What a self own they’ve done here.