most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast

es jueves mis güyes

@funranium.bsky.social Latest Tech Ingredients video seems to demand your input regarding laser safety. Lots of fun targets getting lased, but not a lot of respirator use. youtu.be/BkbVeA4Lejc?...

Weeks like these remind me of my training back when I worked at Amazon: If it's yellow, you're a dehydrated fellow. If it's brown, you're in rhabdo town.

come ON man. kirk was the original pioneer of the right wing cottage industry of bad faith debate content. his entire thing was baiting 19-year-olds into saying half-baked shit and then posting videos of his epic owns online. that's what he was doing the moment he died. what are we doing here

Kirk died doing what he loved: inciting people to violence.

The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things: 1. Cops are bad at their jobs 2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs

i am re-upping my plea and this time tagging in even more people who can vouch for my podcast guest abilities such as @raaleh.bsky.social, @illybocean.boontavista.com, and @socialistshelf.bsky.social. from middlebrow media commentary to middlebrow political commentary, i can do it all!

waiting for news like

Seven months into this shitshow of an administration, and finally some good news: new gender neutral bathroom's been commissioned in Colorado Springs, in memorium of the late James Dobson

so we're like 6-12 months out from them going full khmer rouge and emptying the cities huh

Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.

your being manipulated @a24movies.bsky.social

Do you know the podcast This Guy Sucked? It's just people going on and talking about their historical nemeses, which is maybe my favorite ever concept for a podcast.

Autocorrect tried to change it to the single nemesis and I was like NOT TODAY.

If you see this, post a vampire

"Men whose triggers pull their fingers. Men who would rather fight than win."

Kenan Thompson: Welcome to Godot Burger, home of the Godot Burger, can I take your order? Customer: Yeah, can I get a Godot Burger? KT: Sorry, we're out of Godot Burgers. We are doing a special on Go-Dogs though. C: Okay, I'll take that. KT: Excellent choice, sir

Dream job. Playing a villain on #RickandMorty.

Time to read the Declaration of Independence theanarchistlibrary.org/library/emma...

i can’t enjoy the fireworks this year

America has effectively legalized The Purge. That’s how this feels because that’s all this is. If anyone can put on a vest and a mask and abduct you, you just have The Purge.

Rolando and Anthony Lavielle found out the hard way what happens when you show up in tactical gear and impersonating ICE to intimidate rally goers in Miami. #FAFO #AhoraSoyPeor 😂

I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.

ALWAYS!!!!

Thing I need all Dems at every level to absorb yesterday: if someone pulls a knife on you, you are in a knife fight, whether or not you want to be

California Protesters throw rocks at ICE

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

trump: i am going to restore law and order also trump: *instantly incites the largest civil unrest seen since his first administration*

when it comes to less lethals you don't need ballistic armor, which is expensive bike helmet. Hockey helmets. goggles. football pads or just extra padding if it's not too hot there are always trade offs with armor but please if you go out at least protect your eyes and head.

True story bro.

Inbred Coprophagic Ephebophiles, part of the Cretinous Bully Parade division of the Department of Hitler Salutes.

nearly the entire SS got off scot free from Nuremberg. most of the Einsatzgruppe were allowed to live peaceful lives. our grandparents fucked up the peace. don't make the same mistakes.

ah, an exactly wrong take the reason mon mothma becomes the figurehead of the rebel alliance and that the alliance gets catalyzed is because Ghorman protesters are radicalized and armed and pushed into accelerationist action by a terrorist leader this isn't subtext it's text

For whom it may concern: being a nonreprodictive autistic bilingual trucker who stans Sondheim's work after 'Into The Woods' remains insufficient to fail a NICS check for a 4473. Also, my Irish DPM drip has expanded in scope.

I'm pretty sure there's a First Amendment protection for only answering questions posed by police in German, (especially if the officer doesn't speak it,) but is it good praxis as a protest against a fascist executive branch or would it be better to start learning Italian?

On this day in 1886, Lucy Parsons, a Black anarchist born into slavery, marched with her children at the front of one of the largest labor marches in US history, as workers across the country demanded the eight hour day. Two days later, striking workers were shot.

...my finances may never recover from the current availability of gear in Irish DPM...

Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool theonion.com/peace-a...

Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.