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Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

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MOOD ON MONDAY

Leavitt contradicts Jesus, who explicitly says in Matthew 6:5-6 to not do the exact thing she does here

This is brilliant. Read the last paragraph. Slowly. [gift article] Is It 1914 in America? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/o...

American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

Under Maryland criminal code, calling ICE in order to obtain something of value (e.g., labor) is extortion. Maryland Criminal Law § 3-701, the Prevent Extortion from Immigrants Act, makes this a felony punishable by 10-20 years in prison depending on the value she allegedly obtained.

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Woman in Cambridge, MD hired some contractors and then called ICE on them just before they finished so she wouldn't have to pay them the $10k she owes them. She even provides ICE a ladder to help them get the contractors.

So, let's be clear this is literal Nazi stuff. Literal Nazi stuff.

The only thing the guy in charge of our country's health and well-being loves more than spreading measles is mutilating dead animals. www.jezebel.com/sorry-what-d...

The protected bike lane on 15th street keeps the people in our city safer. Join me in asking the National Park Service to reconsider their decision.

Woof spurs. Joke defending.

This is a heck of an interview

This is Maisie. We can't tell if she's excited about spring, or just excited about possibly eating this flower. Either way, her enthusiasm is contagious. 14/10 (IG: maisieloupup)

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Afroman currently leads all Democrats in the polls in my heart for President in 2028

Digital grave digging

Dolores Huerta issued a statement following the New York Times’ investigation into sexual misconduct by Cesar Chavez medium.com/@dolores_hue...

Jason Isbell Explains How Music Is Like The News But For Sounds. Subscribe to The Onion at https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ.

this is wonderful.

Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.” But on Tuesday, Harris said by email: “It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should’ve said Friedrich Flick.”

They don't build prisons to keep them empty.

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

Do not hire Newt Gingrich to be your landscaper.

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Pope Leo XIV to Italian TV journos on "war-as-videogame" point: "It is up to you to show the sufferings that war always brings to the people; to show the face of war and to relate it through the eyes of the victims, so as not to transform it into a videogame." www.vatican.va/content/leo-...

Spurs play today

As my grandmother would say, when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time. I have been fighting for a FREE DC on the ground, through legislation, and with each action I take, and will continue to fight for a FREE DC.

Attended a meeting with the ministers of Ethiopia and Uganda governments on the state of refugees and learned that little girls (6-8 y/o) are being raped in schools in masses.. What is this world. What are we doing. Also, this ⬇️

We sued Live Nation and Ticketmaster to end their illegal monopoly over live music. That fight is not over. DC and a bipartisan group of states refused to join the Department of Justice’s settlement. On Monday, we will return to court and keep fighting for fairness for artists, venues, and fans.

Do you think she realizes what she just typed?

will for the rest of my life never forget there were people protesting in the streets for the right to rape palestinian prisoners

The largest payment eliminated by DOGE was $38,468,659 to the American Institutes for Research in the Behavioral Sciences for transition support services to adulthood for disabled children served under the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act. The missles in this video cost more than that.

E o pau comeu entre jogadores no clássico entre Cruzeiro e Atlético no Mineirão

this is right but also we should absolutely say trump wants to bring back the draft

RIP Country Joe McDonald.