I really want to get into this platform but it is just… not easy to get into. Wheres all the brainrot? I need my god damn dopamine!

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My great burden in life is to tell my friends and loved ones how great the 3 Colors Trilogy is, how it's streaming on HBO Max, to send one of them the criterion 4K as a gift, and to have them all refuse to watch the movies anyway. I bear this burden grimly, but bear it I must

wet dream learns to machine

wet machine learns to dream

Woah

you gotta burn your Alexa's folks

found out that the only country in the world that had an increase of tesla sales this year so far being the UK is the least surprising thing in the world. evil country

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Earlier this month in WA state, police stopped a pregnant woman and a man apparently on their way to an immigration hearing, smashed their windows, dragged them out of the vehicle and illegally held them in collaboration with ICE.

Velocity Incarnate

I need y'all to sit with this headline and understand what is being done to our community. They're trying to criminalize our very existence. This is a campaign of eradication. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...

news in america: you will have to drink shit in water. we are going to end education. we will deport you for having the wrong opinion news in any other country:

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New: Bluesky deleted the AI protest video of Trump sucking Musk's toes, calling it 'non-consensual explicit material'. Now after we published, Bluesky has put it back. "re-evaluating the newsworthy context, the moderation team is reinstating those posts." www.404media.co/bluesky-dele...

New from 404 Media: a Musk ally has demanded administrative access to Notify.gov, a system that lets the government text the public. The access would give them large swathes of the publics' personal data too. A worker has resigned in protest rather than give access www.404media.co/musk-ally-de...

hungarys family policies are the plans elon musk consistently touts as the solution to raise the birth rate by the way lmfao

He needs the mega prison to enslave all 5 billion people who make better posts on the internet than he does

she wore a cowboy hat to go on tv to announce they're going to send immigrant children to gitmo, i need to lie down

Reflexive impotence is a self fulfilling prophecy

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Oh cool, friends are starting to join this place!

having succeeded in purchasing positions of influence inside the White House, the billionaires and tech VCs have now set their sights back on Wikipedia

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Oh wow the poetry project really be going hard in 2025.

the computer causes such strife

the world's hottest pepper is the jalapeno pepper. this spicy ingredient is included in dishes the world over, but you'd better order a glass of milk on the side – not to mention a bottle of pepto-bismol

everything is Dead Internet now

I remember this bear and my parents beat me with driftwood

I don't know how we'd accomplish this, technologically, but we should be able to merge some celebrities. Like, no offense to either of them, but Post Malone and Jelly Roll should be one guy.

it would be so cool to work at one of those single-issue dark money think tanks. every day, no matter what happens, you’re ready to go on TV and say like “This devastating tornado just proves what we at the Better American Lives Institute have been saying all along: we must ban public breastfeeding”

there is a 24/7 right-wing propaganda apparatus that operates across multiple mediums and it designed to do exactly this: smother any kind of local, material concern with cultural war signifiers and cultivate a “political affiliation as team sport” ethos

i recall a time when using a private email server was the single greatest scandal in american history. i guess today’s it’s just tuesday www.politico.com/news/2024/12...

everyone and everything is bending to the will of the almighty dollar

Qanon looked so good on right-wing freaks, why NOT take it for a test drive?

They took Dylann Roof to Burger King after he killed nine people.

We are so stupid it rocks

society is completely cooked lol

THIS TWEET IS FROM EXACTLY 27 DAYS IN THE FUTURE. THIS TRICK ISN'T EASY TO DO SO THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, DO NOT LET JIMMY INTO THE PYRAMIDS

seems a bit dramatic

that just made it worse!!

What liberals need to understand is that we are in a post-truth culture and an age of power politics. You may still value truth. But they value power. They aren’t trying to be logically consistent. Or avoid hypocrisy. They think we are idiots for caring about such things.