This is a cool place to get mad right now. Does the job instantly

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Don't worry, Chuck Shumer's got this

lmao

The conservative mind has been ruled for a generation by the fantasy of a brilliant, principled liberal who is led by the spirit of honest inquiry to a humble, weeping conversion to conservatism. And since that has never happened in reality, they have to pay each other to perform it for them.

I don’t understand. There aren’t enough squares for “War, what is it good for”

Premier League off to a rip roaring start to 2026

2026: the year it happens

DON'T tell me to have a happy new year, or I'll:

It'll only be a happy new year if it happens

起きない犬🐶 Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.

If you are part of the Marjorie Taylor Greene redemption brigade that is grounds for you losing your driver's license and having a power of attorney arrangement struck over your affairs

went to the movies for Josh Safdie's latest pretty much just on the strength of it being Josh Safdie's latest. A great time was had, the usual notes I love (kinetic camera work, synthy score), some top tier performances but can award no more than 8/10 due to WRAP IT UP 15-20 MINUTES FASTER NEXT TIME

🏈 TB 17 - 20 MIA FINAL 👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 300 times before. Last time: Dec 14, 2025 New Orleans Saints defeated Carolina Panthers

Whatever else might be going on with my city.. Granville Island still rules.

I’m the lawyer who represents dipshit sports fans who bother athletes at the stadium. I am happy with my choices and I think my work matters

Yeah, the Grink WAS there, actually. Good guy. Actually.

Christmas? A humbug? In this economy??

Christmas is about getting drunk off your ass. And goodwill towards men.

This guy’s a bad banana, with a greasy black peel!

No he didn’t. That’s not true. In fact, he had crippling depression.

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later on, I am going to be reading Albert Einstein's papers while in a tuxedo in case someone happens by and takes a picture of me

Has anyone tried to make the case yet that calling it “AI slop” is rude to computers

PIT-FIGHTER

There’s still a few more honky tonks in town.

Checking the Seahawks QB depth chart for no particular reason

Tuesday is the "Stupid Day" of my week. Tuesday, you suck shit, and have no redeeming qualities. I'd sentence you to die by electric chair if I could!

I have way too much time for poasting today

Why is everyone/everything so fucking annoying

now that the dust is settling on the Hughes trade: there are teams whose jerseys I would have hated seeing him wear, far (far) more so than Minnesota. Goodbye, Quinn. Over 5 years or so, I never quite figured out if it was "Quin" or "Quinn." Also you're arguably the best to ever play for my team.

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

The 5 best genres of football player are: 1 Clutch 3rd down receiving back 2 Unstoppable train RB 3 Game wrecking DE 4 Don't go over the middle near him safety 5 Big fucking moose run stopper NT

elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence

Tough ad for brown jacket guy I guess

tasks I've stared at around the house and thought "that needs to be dealt with": around 14 tasks I've actually dealt with: let's not talk about that

got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies

AdBlock just advertised at me

I’ve got a lot to take care of this weekend, which will make it difficult to catch up on 48 hours of sleep as I had originally planned.

I’ve decided that I am the winner of the first annual Davegrapes Peace Prize Award. Congratulate me at your earliest convenience.

Say, friend.. you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?

Actually gave Wikipedia $50. What the hell. Their reward for not turning into pure shit.

🏈 ARI 17 - 20 TB FINAL 👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before. Last time: Sep 14, 2025 Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs

with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs here's one of mine

John Carpenter’s vampires. The worst *kind* of vampires.