The "Vote Blue No Matter Who" bitches can vote Mamdani in November 😌

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

A Series of Unfortunate Events is so frustrating. At the end of the play in the first book, everyone in the whole auditorium could have tied him to the back of a car and dragged him.

Finished the Mage's Guild quest line in Oblivion. Check on the hall that was destroyed, why is it still burning? It reflects poorly on me as the new Arch Mage.

I know a deadbeat who claims to be Christian. I know he's really only interested in conservative hierarchies that put his wants above his family's needs, but why don't we see more Christians who say "yeah, our religion is being co-opted by a bunch of scumbags"?

There’s no description of the Dragula given in the song Dragula so it’s entirely possible that it’s just a normal sedan with a funny name

My greatest regret of being bald is never having tried to grow a rat tail.

“I hate communists” you say on your communist weekend instead of being in the capitalist workplace

I just know I'll be put on a list just for asking how it feels about due process.

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I want this crybaby fascist to never stop crying, never have a moment’s peace, to feel nothing but the crush of heavy karma for the rest of his miserable apartheid bitch life. “Whoa tell us what you really feel!” Oh it’s even worse than that.

I read a biography of Lincoln once, and early in his life he was testing his anti-slavery beliefs by reading the best pro-slavery arguments and afterwards he wrote down "None of these people arguing about how great slavery is for the slaves seems to want to be a slave themselves."

Has to be rough for Elon to know that his popularity is inversely correlated with his public exposure. People thought this guy was a genius before he started posting in earnest

I built a Playstacean!

I wonder why Elon would want access to the child support database

I can finally stop playing the FUCKING Tainted Keeper

The YouTube ad algorithm is kind of wacky. Ads about Christian groups fighting porn addiction is only KIND OF fair in my case, but PragerU ads? My algorithm is telling me I'm not racist enough?

Playing Tainted Keeper in Isaac and after blowing up the bank countless times I can confirm it is not in fact "cheaper to Keeper"

Blood curdling screams imply the existence of milk curdling screams.

Republicans want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting (tax cuts for the rich funded by healthcare cuts for the poor)

Calling it "The Gulf of America" is just like when people's idea of activism was saying "Freedom Fries"

Remember, Mitch McConnell is fine. He definitely doesn't need life alert

Lmao this cat can't hang

turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it

Oh hey, a local case of tuberculosis.

I hate recording vocals, but posting unfinished songs is like putting crayon drawings on your fridge.

Girlfriend told me I belt too much when I sing. I invite all of you to get day drunk and put on Rooster by Alice in Chains. You hit that "Yeah, here comes the Rooster" and you feel like a GOD.

Every time I see this my brain goes "That's George, not Bill"

You know Elon is autistic because the cyber truck design can only come from an all nighter playing a game that takes place on a Mars colony. And I'm not calling him autistic to imply he's not a nazi. He's certainly both.

Oh hey. Got sick and had to quit my second job. Making music again. This is an excerpt from a cover of Sweet Willy Rollbar by Melvins.

Hey I called it

Went out for a smoke and shivered so hard my boxers fell off my ass under my pants

My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.

Okay I had a week off from work and a horrible eczema flare. I spent it making music. I love grabbing videos from the internet for samples

It means he’s a huge fuckin loser.

this has been my overwhelming finding in talking to normies about this. random public assassinations are not popular, but also everyone gets how an otherwise decent person could be moved to violence by our healthcare system.

The P in P Diddy stands for pneumonia, actually

Dawg I hate getting old. I only lasted two plates at the Chinese Buffet

Trump lied about inflation. Will he pay a price? Don't count on it. open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...

Starting a second job, which means I definitely won't have time to goof around with music. So if anyone wants a fun project, here are some ideas: If you play Tifa's theme from FF7 in swing time, it will sound like a sitcom opening Enknee1 by Hemlocke Springs can be made into a post punk song

Counterpoint: Do

Hot damn maybe violence is the answer

this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared

Fuck thumb analysis, imagine if the guy receiving shit himself. That's how we could all confirm it's Nick.